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WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-18-2008, 01:38 AM
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As many of you already know, I am engaged to be Married. Praise! But what I wanted to know was - am I allowed to smack her around NOW ... IF she does something to tick me off of course.
I know I'm allowed to throw her a beating or two AFTER we're married. But I just wondered if I'm allowed to kick her in the ribs or break her arm or something, if she does something to annoy me before that? Not that she's disrespectful or nothing, but she does sometimes irritate me.
I just wondered as we're engaged an all, as I think she could do with a good beating to be perfectly honest. Or do I have to wait until we're married, and just get her father to smack her around a bit for me?
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-18-2008, 02:00 AM
Well, some may call me overly liberal on this point, but I believe that once a father gives his official blessing to a new couple getting married, the responsibility for disciplining the girl can be shared between both men.
While she's at home, her father needs to subjugate her as needed. While she's with you, the duty falls on your manly shoulders.
That's my take on it anyway.
Why don't you tell us more about the lovely lass? Can she bake a cherry pie
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-18-2008, 02:14 AM
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Why don't you tell us more about the lovely lass? Can she bake a cherry pie
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I like her cooking, Pastor. My momma says she's tasted better pie, but I think her pie tastes great just the way it is.
It's more her attitude that irritates me. Like for instance, she kept going on about her cousin Emily just the other day, apparently she's got this big fancy college degree in some sort of chemistry nonsense, and my sweet Fiancee feels inadequate.
I up and told her she isn't going to college and shouted at her about it, and she got all upset. She was crying for around an hour, and it really grated on me. I could've taken my boot off, and smashed it into her face ... I was seriously THAT irritated. You know what I mean?
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-18-2008, 02:19 AM
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I like her cooking, Pastor. My momma says she's tasted better pie, but I think her pie tastes great just the way it is.
It's more her attitude that irritates me. Like for instance, she kept going on about her cousin Emily just the other day, apparently she's got this big fancy college degree in some sort of chemistry nonsense, and my sweet Fiancee feels inadequate.
I up and told her she isn't going to college and shouted at her about it, and she got all upset. She was crying for around an hour, and it really grated on me. I could've taken my boot off, and smashed it into her face ... I was seriously THAT irritated. You know what I mean?
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Well you might try keeping her busier. Idle hands are the devils plaything, and a few hours of scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush will help her forget her natural inadequacies soon enough. Can she see herself in those boots of yours?
See where I'm going with this, son?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-18-2008, 06:23 PM
You do not have the right to hit her - EVER.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-18-2008, 06:53 PM
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You do not have the right to hit her - EVER.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-18-2008, 08:06 PM
There has to be others ways to make sure she's less annoying
I used to brag on lots of stuff and whine ,but several times my fiance just told me that it was annoying, so I learned to adjust to what he thinks about some things I do
and this all without any beatings (I swear if he ever gives me even a smak in the face I'll hit him twice as hard)
Good conversations and understanding eachother is a good base on this matter. I know my fiance very well and even if I DO get pissed of and start whining I regret it later on and will make it up to him by : Making a meal he really loves, get him a little present ....
Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-18-2008, 08:21 PM
My father said he will pass me his 'Marriage Rock' on my wedding day. It's a old family tradition, the rock has passed through my family for generations. My Grand-daddy had it, my great grand-daddy etc etc. Think it's been passed down for over 300 years. It's what our men have been using for generations to make sure our women know their places. We pray over the rock, and ask God to keep our marriages safe and wholesome. If our women tick us off, we hold the rock in our fist, and use it to discipline our women-folks.
I think every family should have a 'Marriage Rock'.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-18-2008, 08:45 PM
It's a 'Marriage Baseball Bat' in my family Brother. It only goes back a hundred years or so. Nothing like the great history of your rock.
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My father said he will pass me his 'Marriage Rock' on my wedding day. It's a old family tradition, the rock has passed through my family for generations. My Grand-daddy had it, my great grand-daddy etc etc. Think it's been passed down for over 300 years. It's what our men have been using for generations to make sure our women know their places. We pray over the rock, and ask God to keep our marriages safe and wholesome. If our women tick us off, we hold the rock in our fist, and use it to discipline our women-folks.
I think every family should have a 'Marriage Rock'.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-18-2008, 10:38 PM
Yeah my family has that, the "marriage battleaxe".
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-19-2008, 01:59 AM
Tell you guys what, you're allowed to hit your woman the same day she's allowed to saw off your dick with a dull, rusted, dirty kitchen knife. Difference is, you deserve it and she probably doesn't.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-19-2008, 02:13 AM
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Tell you guys what, you're allowed to hit your woman the same day she's allowed to saw off your dick with a dull, rusted, dirty kitchen knife. Difference is, you deserve it and she probably doesn't.
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Listen here you dirty slave of satan, the reason Jesus wants wives to be disciplined is so that he doesn't have to do it himself. Its all about time management. Duh! Jesus is so busy, that he does not have time to do it for us.
Now if the woman were to castrate the man, Jesus would strike down with great vengeance and furious anger upon her. Ordinarily, Jesus would only desire you provide a swift backhand in order to provide sufficient discipline... But if he becomes angered above and beyond that, the punishment is usually to be struck down with the death of his choosing. And then send you to hell for eternity. Praise Jesus.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-19-2008, 02:19 AM
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Listen here you dirty slave of satan, the reason Jesus wants wives to be disciplined is so that he doesn't have to do it himself. Its all about time management. Duh! Jesus is so busy, that he does not have time to do it for us.
Now if the woman were to castrate the man, Jesus would strike down with great vengeance and furious anger upon her. Ordinarily, Jesus would only desire you provide a swift backhand in order to provide sufficient discipline... But if he becomes angered above and beyond that, the punishment is usually to be struck down with the death of his choosing. And then send you to hell for eternity. Praise Jesus.
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I'm not worshipping any God who is going to tell men to hit women. You're really pitiful if you need to hit women and it's even worse if it's a woman that you're supposed to be married to.
My girlfriend listens to me, but guess what? When I talk to her, I'm actually respectful! I have never raised my hand to her and because of it, we get along just fine. I hate to think what she would do if I acted like you people.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-19-2008, 02:38 AM
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I'm not worshipping any God who is going to tell men to hit women. You're really pitiful if you need to hit women and it's even worse if it's a woman that you're supposed to be married to.
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Well yoooou had better get started right away or Jesus won't be happy, speed boy! My son-in-law slaps me upside the head during the day and paddles my fanny at night because it's the GODLY thing to do, and he's not even my husband!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-19-2008, 02:40 AM
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Well yoooou had better get started right away or Jesus won't be happy, speed boy! My son-in-law slaps me upside the head during the day and paddles my fanny at night because it's the GODLY thing to do, and he's not even my husband!
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Your son-in-law should be in jail and you should be in the loony bin.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-19-2008, 03:17 AM
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Your son-in-law should be in jail and you should be in the loony bin.
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You know, at this point I think even god would agree that you are the one who needs discipline. Could it be true that you are just a female lesbians, masquerading as the holder of a man's role? That would explain everything.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-19-2008, 03:27 AM
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You know, at this point I think even god would agree that you are the one who needs discipline. Could it be true that you are just a female lesbians, masquerading as the holder of a man's role? That would explain everything.
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1- Don't EVER call me a lesbian
2- What kind of man needs to hit a woman? A pathetic one.
3- If any of you think hitting women has made you tough enough to hit ME, you're more than welcome to try. You won't get too far.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-19-2008, 03:41 AM
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1- Don't EVER call me a lesbian
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Struck a nerve, have we? Don't worry, there is an ex-homo program here at landover.
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2- What kind of man needs to hit a woman? A pathetic one.
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The provision of discipline is something that is expected by Jesus.
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3- If any of you think hitting women has made you tough enough to hit ME, you're more than welcome to try. You won't get too far.
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I would never tangle with a bulldyke. Jesus has already disciplined you enough, in that respect.
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-19-2008, 03:46 AM
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Struck a nerve, have we? Don't worry, there is an ex-homo program here at landover.
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I am NOT a lesbian you ass-wipe piece of shit! I'm not even a woman! What kind of a stupid piffle can't listen to what is being told to him? You're the one who needs to be beaten, not your wife!
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Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ?? -
10-19-2008, 03:50 AM
Jesus does not tolerate hateful language such as yours on this website or any other that belongs to him.
Or maybe your logic is, that since you are already hellbound, that you can't possibly make it any worse?
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