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04-28-2009, 02:01 AM
Do you get bent over by men often to know that?
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04-28-2009, 02:29 AM
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Nuss Clampett, I feel Blessed to see that you are a good old-fashioned nurse!
So I'm Sure™ you don't mean "precautions" in the manner that those libber-Al, CONDOMent "people" mean.
Would you have any leeches with you for Bleeding? I don't Trust any of this new-fangled "Medicine"
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Shouldn't every medical professional stick with leeches and Lysol?
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04-28-2009, 02:36 AM
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Do you get bent over by men often to know that?
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How often is "often"?
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-28-2009, 04:54 AM
What are you, Bill Clinton?
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04-28-2009, 06:48 AM
How could I be Bill Clinton?
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04-28-2009, 02:44 PM
How could you not?
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04-28-2009, 06:01 PM
Do you not know either?
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04-28-2009, 06:18 PM
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How could I be Bill Clinton?
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Since you hate everything decent are you a sexual predator like Bill Clinton?
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04-28-2009, 07:14 PM
Do you just hate Clinton?
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04-29-2009, 01:02 AM
What's with your obsession with hate?
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04-29-2009, 02:36 AM
Isn't it obvious?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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04-29-2009, 02:56 AM
Who says I'm obsessed with hate???
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04-29-2009, 02:59 AM
Isn't it the logical way of things if you follow the bible word for word?
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04-29-2009, 03:06 AM
Have you read the Bible? Can't you see that GOD hates, while we True Christians™ are full of love for His Divine Hate?
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04-29-2009, 09:08 AM
Since when is hate Divine; isn't that more of a human thing?
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04-29-2009, 12:48 PM
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Since when is hate Divine; isn't that more of a human thing?
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Alllie girl, if you're going to spit in Christ's loving face, at least do it for real reasons and not imaginary ones.
Read the Bible! Do you imagine that God is some limp-wristed hippie? He hates plenty of people! Most people, even! God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. At a minimum.
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Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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Why do you think He created hell?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Question Thread -
04-29-2009, 04:06 PM
Amen Pastor!
Amen Pastor!
John 3:36He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
Psalms 5: 5The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psalms 11: 5The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
Leviticus 20:23And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Hosea 9:15All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
Deuteronomy 32:41If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me.
Malachi 2:16For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away: for one covereth violence with his garment, saith the LORD of hosts: therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously.
Hebrews 1:9Thou hast loved righteousness, and hated iniquity; therefore God, even thy God, hath anointed thee with the oil of gladness above thy fellows.
Revelation 2:6But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.
Ezekiel 25:14And I will lay my vengeance upon Edom by the hand of my people Israel: and they shall do in Edom according to mine anger and according to my fury; and they shall know my vengeance, saith the Lord GOD.
Nahum 1:2God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
Romans 1: 18For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
Revelation 19:15And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
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Re: The Question Thread -
05-08-2009, 06:25 PM
Where was the question in that?
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Re: The Question Thread -
05-08-2009, 07:26 PM
Don't you know that preaching the Good News supersedes some silly game's rules?
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Re: The Question Thread -
05-08-2009, 07:58 PM
What is this thread actually about?
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