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Re: Staying in shape -
01-26-2007, 03:45 AM
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I think THIS LINK will explain it all better. Its written in comic book form, so even a retard like you can understand. Praise Jesus, and thank you Brother Jack Chick.
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Informative and entertaining. Not as much as reading the actual KJV1611, but children have to start somewhere.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-26-2007, 04:09 AM
The Heathen shoe licker still doesn't get it! Brother T said, 'GO TO CHURCH." Obviously, the shoe licking SINNER is fixated on his physical body of SIN! He is blinded by the DEVIL and can't get past the physical body of SEXUAL SIN!! The shoe licker heathen truly is retarded!!
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-26-2007, 06:16 AM
Whilst I realize that I am coming aboard this thread late, I just want to throw some more input into this (my apologies if another Brother or Sister has already posted this):
As the Bible states, Jesus is a potter and we are the clay. We are to take whatever shape He gives us!
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Originally Posted by Isaiah 64:8
"But now, O LORD, thou art our father; we are the clay, and
thou our potter; and we all are the work of thy hand."
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Whatever shape Jesus decides to make me, I am happy with, as are all True Christians. The Lord decides what shape we are in: who are we to try to change that?
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-26-2007, 04:56 PM
Yeah, I'm going to stick with working out...thanks for all of the advice though.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-26-2007, 09:31 PM
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No.
That's no proof, that's funny video made by amateurs.
And I can't hear him saying that he is gay.
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I know what you're up to: you're trying to trick us into posting a "professional" video of sodomite soccer players, aren't you? Disgusting! Friend, this website exists for the glorification of Jesus, not to provide deviants like you with twisted material to "appel fap" over!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-29-2007, 09:28 PM
I already said you may change the 'f' in 's'.
It means somethin completetly else in Dutch.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-30-2007, 12:07 AM
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I already said you may change the 'f' in 's'.
It means somethin completetly else in Dutch.
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Do you really want to be called "Appelsap" friend? You do know what the word "sap" means in Jesus' American-English?
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-30-2007, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
I already said you may change the 'f' in 's'.
It means somethin completetly else in Dutch.
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And are you certain that you want people to know that you are a narcotic-tolerating, porn-loving albino-looking Dutchman? I'd hide that if I were you.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-30-2007, 01:20 AM
For Breakfast:
Bacon
Eggs
Toast with lots of butter
Glass of orange juice
Leftover bacon Grease
For Lunch:
Pork Sandwich
For Dinner:
Prime Rib, 2Lbs.
Bread with lots of butter
For Desert: Chocolate Sundae
I compliment this healthy Christian diet with an hour of running each day, and my blood pressure is 110/60 - so much for the liberal scientists and their "red meat is unhealthy" propaganda.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-30-2007, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
I play soccer.
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Soccer? Soccer is a gay Euro sport. See here.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-31-2007, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
And are you certain that you want people to know that you are a narcotic-tolerating, porn-loving albino-looking Dutchman? I'd hide that if I were you.
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I'm not Dutch, I'm Belgian.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-31-2007, 08:06 PM
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I'm not Dutch, I'm Belgian.
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I notice you didn't deny being an albino-looking narcotic-tolerating porn-lover.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-31-2007, 10:29 PM
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I'm not Dutch, I'm Belgian.
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Anyone that speaks French will surely have a rendezvous with Satan in hell.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-31-2007, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
I'm not Dutch, I'm Belgian.
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Whatever. Over here you're both known as mooches so it doesn't make a lot of difference anyway.
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Re: Staying in shape -
01-31-2007, 11:38 PM
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I'm not Dutch, I'm Belgian.
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We know all about Belgium here, buddy.
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Re: Staying in shape -
02-01-2007, 08:36 PM
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Anyone that speaks French will surely have a rendezvous with Satan in hell.
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I don't speak French.
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Re: Staying in shape -
02-01-2007, 08:46 PM
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I don't speak French.
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So what? You country is responsible for the vegetable of the Devil the Brussels Sprout! That alone show you and your fellow countrymen are capable of unspeakable evil!!!
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Re: Staying in shape -
02-01-2007, 08:52 PM
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I don't speak French.
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Then you aren't Belgian.
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Re: Staying in shape -
02-01-2007, 09:32 PM
You're either Belgian or you're not! Quit waffling!
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Re: Staying in shape -
02-02-2007, 05:19 PM
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So what? You country is responsible for the vegetable of the Devil the Brussels Sprout! That alone show you and your fellow countrymen are capable of unspeakable evil!!!
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What's wrong with them?
I didn't invented the Brussels sprout
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Then you aren't Belgian.
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Yes, yes I am.
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