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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
01-31-2015, 07:05 PM
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I have read it ok...
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Then why are you arguing with these people, who YOU KNOW ARE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS??
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
08-05-2015, 11:25 PM
do you people realize how piffleing stupid you all are? i actually wasted like fifteen minutes making this bullshit account hoping to maybe make some kinda impact on any of you. im a recovering drug addict, love my higher power and all, but you guys are literally the epitome of what is wrong with society. you talk about god like you understand him; yet you talk like he is evil and we need to live up to his standards. guess what piffleewads; by the very virtue of something existing, it must have been part of god's "greater plan" for the entire human race- think about it, if it wasnt, why would He waste time creating it? thus, doctor who is not only a product of our god, but a symbol that we should worship. in fact, im making a new reiigion- whovianism. its a cult dedicated to burning this church down on August 28th 2019 on the fifth solar day of the last year of the time war!
[EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO"] please i jus hope you all realize how idiotic your hate-mongering website actually is.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
08-05-2015, 11:38 PM
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do you people realize how piffleing stupid you all are? i actually wasted like fifteen minutes making this bullshit account hoping to maybe make some kinda impact on any of you. im a recovering drug addict, love my higher power and all, but you guys are literally the epitome of what is wrong with society. you talk about god like you understand him; yet you talk like he is evil and we need to live up to his standards. guess what piffleewads; by the very virtue of something existing, it must have been part of god's "greater plan" for the entire human race- think about it, if it wasnt, why would He waste time creating it? thus, doctor who is not only a product of our god, but a symbol that we should worship. in fact, im making a new reiigion- whovianism. its a cult dedicated to burning this church down on August 28th 2019 on the fifth solar day of the last year of the time war!
[EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO"] please i jus hope you all realize how idiotic your hate-mongering website actually is.
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You're confused, dear. We talk about God only insofar as He talks about Himself. If you're not sure, you can open up your Holy Bible and read it for yourself!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
08-05-2015, 11:42 PM
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blah blah blah i hate Jesus and America and everything good in the world. im a recovering drug addict blah blah blah by the very virtue of something existing, it must have been part of god's "greater plan" for the entire human race blah blah blah, im making a satan cult to sodomize children and goats blah blah blah
Have a nice day please i jus hope you all realize how idiotic I am.
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Yes, cretin, we know that all of humanity is part of God's Glorious Plan. God plans for most of you vermin to burn in hell eternally for His and our amusement.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
08-06-2015, 02:46 AM
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...love my higher power and all, but you guys are literally the epitome of what is wrong with society...
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Look at the Crusades, Inquisitions, ISIS, Boko Haram... and then a mirror.
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...you talk about god like you understand him; yet you talk like he is evil and we need to live up to his standards...
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Because that's what the Bible says.
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...guess what piffleewads; by the very virtue of something existing, it must have been part of god's "greater plan"...
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And what does the Bible say about that? Let's see:
Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."
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...i jus hope you all realize how Biblical your hate-mongering website actually is.
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FTFY.
Why haven't you read the Bible yet? It would answer a lot of your questions.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 08:17 PM
His 'daughter' was made not by sex but from his DNA. In the episode the people steal his DNA to make her, a new soldier, to help them fight.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 08:20 PM
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His 'daughter' was made not by sex but from his DNA. In the episode the people steal his DNA to make her, a new soldier, to help them fight.
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You mean, playing God. And that is supposed not to be a blasphemy how, exactly?
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 08:28 PM
They weren't playing God because they didn't make her from dirt.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 08:45 PM
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They weren't playing God because they didn't make her from dirt.
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I'm glad the blessed creation of MAN (not woman) in God's image is such a laughing matter for you Hellbound people.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 08:50 PM
This world is nothing without women. God should have just let Adam be alone, he knew this would happen... I pray for your mislead soul.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 09:01 PM
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This world is nothing without women. God should have just let Adam be alone, he knew this would happen...
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In your scenario, Adam would still live happily in the Garden of Eden.
What's wrong with that, exactly?
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 09:10 PM
Nothing at all. Except he wasn't happy. He was sad and lonely which is why God created woman, which is why we should cherish women, not above God of course but still cherished.
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05-10-2016, 09:15 PM
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Nothing at all. Except he wasn't happy. He was sad and lonely which is why God created woman, which is why we should cherish women, not above God of course but still cherished.
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God created Eve as Adam's help meet (Genesis 2:18). That means, as someone who will cook the meal and wash the dishes quietly and efficiently. What is to cherish here?
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 09:18 PM
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This world is nothing without women. God should have just let Adam be alone, he knew this would happen... I pray for your mislead soul.
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Wait, what? The world is nothing without women... so God should not have made us? Made us but created a Separate But Equal Garden and not introduce us to men? Like, we should all be Amazonian Lesbian Warriors? Or something?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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05-10-2016, 09:22 PM
I have seen your comments on other posts and like all the other women you think you are nothing and should be abused by your husband so...
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 09:27 PM
But notice it says he shouldn't be alone and furthermore there were no dishes to wash or meals to cook since they were vegetarians and they ate mostly fruit and vegetables. Eve was made so Adam wouldn't be alone and so that she could help take care of the Garden and everything in it.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 09:38 PM
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But notice it says he shouldn't be alone
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And you're saying he should have been left alone. You're saying the LORD should have told Adam that despite trying, but not finding a suitable companion among the entire animal population (ew), tough nuggies, suck it up buttercup, go and find a four legged beast that will do the job and make the best with it? You're saying that would have been better for the world?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 09:46 PM
Um...you clearly don't read bible, firstly after all the things I've seen you comment which is totally unrelated right now. Anyway, Adam saw that all the animals had a companion but he didn't God made him sleep removed a rib bone and made a woman so he wouldn't be alone. I take back what I said, happy?
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 10:00 PM
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But notice it says he shouldn't be alone
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Alone =/= lonely. Two totally different things.
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and furthermore there were no dishes to wash or meals to cook since they were vegetarians and they ate mostly fruit and vegetables.
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And your proof for that statement is...?
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Eve was made so Adam wouldn't be alone and so that she could help take care of the Garden and everything in it.
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Genesis 2:18 And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
Help meet. A sidekick, if you will. That person in the movies who does all the work but doesn't get the girl at the end.
Most definitely, not a person of an equal value.
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Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! -
05-10-2016, 10:28 PM
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...God should have just let Adam be alone...
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Wait, God failed somehow, in your opinion?
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...he knew this would happen...
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That's what omniscience means. And omnipotence means that He could have changed it, but didn't.
Kinda like the Holocaust. And Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And the Spanish flu (killed ~50 million right after World War 1 just got finished killing 16 million). And all the plagues throughout history (eg. ~200 million dead from black plague, mid-1300s).
All stuff that did not need to happen (well, that's my opinion, obviously God does not agree with me) but did.
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