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Default Re: An Introduction - 07-05-2016, 02:48 PM

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tsk tsk. I said no excuses.


My, my. What a drama queen.

I suggest you repent forthwith, and stop this foolishness before God smites you with eternal hemorrhoids (Deuteronomy 28:27).
You can call me whatever you want, It's still doesn't change the fate I see you heading towards. I feel quite sorry for you honestly.
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Default Re: An Introduction - 07-05-2016, 02:53 PM

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You can call me whatever you want, It's still doesn't change the fate I see you heading towards. I feel quite sorry for you honestly.
You don't have to believe everything you think.

Rely on Jesus instead.

He'll do the thinking for you.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: An Introduction - 07-05-2016, 03:09 PM

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It's a shortened version of one of God's biblical names. Full version: L, adoptive son of Elohim
Hello Prince L.

Elohim is not in the KJV Bible maybe you have a Jew bible they do not even talk about Jesus.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. Jews do not go to Heaven not even my friend Morty even though he is otherwise a good person I will miss him he smells like pepper.


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Default Re: An Introduction - 07-05-2016, 03:10 PM

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You don't have to believe everything you think.

Rely on Jesus instead.

He'll do the thinking for you.

If I didn't rely on Him then I wouldn't still be alive today. He gave me this power, I just have to figure out how he wants me to use it.
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Default Re: An Introduction - 07-05-2016, 03:15 PM

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Hello Prince L.

Elohim is not in the KJV Bible maybe you have a Jew bible they do not even talk about Jesus.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. Jews do not go to Heaven not even my friend Morty even though he is otherwise a good person I will miss him he smells like pepper.
It's in the original Hebrew manuscripts. And before you go slapping another label on me, you should know that I strongly disagree with Judaism; I have been and always will be a reformed Christian.
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It's in the original Hebrew manuscripts. And before you go slapping another label on me, you should know that I strongly disagree with Judaism; I have been and always will be a reformed Christian.
Hello Prince L.

I did not slap you I am not even in the same room as you maybe it was a sibling or a roommate I do not read Hebrew.

Thank you.

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Hello Prince L.

I did not slap you I am not even in the same room as you maybe it was a sibling or a roommate I do not read Hebrew.

Thank you.

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It's a figure of speech
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If I didn't rely on Him then I wouldn't still be alive today. He gave me this power, I just have to figure out how he wants me to use it.
Well that's a fine howdoyoudo, to give you the power of extreme deviousness and not tell you how to use it. Did He at least leave you some clues? Has anyone walked up to you and whispered unusual commands in your ear? Do you find hidden messages in the newspapers or on reddit? Maybe He wants you to put a bag of dog poop in a paper bag and set it on fire on your neighbor's front stoop. You never know. He didn't say not do, did He? That's pretty devious stuff right there you know.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Well that's a fine howdoyoudo, to give you the power of extreme deviousness and not tell you how to use it. Did He at least leave you some clues? Has anyone walked up to you and whispered unusual commands in your ear? Do you find hidden messages in the newspapers or on reddit? Maybe He wants you to put a bag of dog poop in a paper bag and set it on fire on your neighbor's front stoop. You never know. He didn't say not do, did He? That's pretty devious stuff right there you know.
There you go again, twisting my words. I generally know what I need to do, I just need to figure out the specifics of that (and it has nothing to do with those childish things you mentioned)
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There you go again, twisting my words. I generally know what I need to do, I just need to figure out the specifics of that (and it has nothing to do with those childish things you mentioned)
All I'm saying is with great power comes great responsibility, and it seems as if God promoted you to Exulted Pissed Off Guy without leaving any instructions. He gave the prophet Ezekiel instructions (they were weird as hell, but you can't say it wasn't specific; Ezekiel 4:4-6). But hey, so long as you believe this stuff genuinely, what could possibly go wrong?




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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All I'm saying is with great power comes great responsibility, and it seems as if God promoted you to Exulted Pissed Off Guy without leaving any instructions. He gave the prophet Ezekiel instructions (they were weird as hell, but you can't say it wasn't specific; Ezekiel 4:4-6). But hey, so long as you believe this stuff genuinely, what could possibly go wrong?


I do have a great responsibility; protecting my brothers and sisters in Christ. No matter what I believe, my love for them will keep me on the right path.
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I do have a great responsibility; protecting my brothers and sisters in Christ. No matter what I believe, my love for them will keep me on the right path.
That's what those Muslim suicide bombers all think, but you're different. Yep. Because you're super-duper sure your belief is the right one. The really right one. Not a mistake there! No siree bob! Good on you for cutting through all the bullshit of logic or reality checks, and knowing what God wants you to do! You did it without any clues whatsoever! Just the thoughts in your own head! Boy, you really are God's Special Little Snowflake!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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That's what those Muslim suicide bombers all think, but you're different. Yep. Because you're super-duper sure your belief is the right one. The really right one. Not a mistake there! No siree bob! Good on you for cutting through all the bullshit of logic or reality checks, and knowing what God wants you to do! You did it without any clues whatsoever! Just the thoughts in your own head!

Muslims fight for a shallow religious decree just to satisfy their own cravings. I fight out of love for my friends, and hatred of anyone that would dare harm them.
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[...] I fight out of love for my friends, and hatred of anyone that would dare harm them.
When will you start reading the Bible? As a Christian you are supposed to love (Luke 10:27) and fear (Psalms 25:14) God, not your friends (and especially not your family or even your own life (Luke 14:26)). And what would you do if God chose to harm your friends?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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When will you start reading the Bible? As a Christian you are supposed to love (Luke 10:27) and fear (Psalms 25:14) God, not your friends (and especially not your family or even your own life (Luke 14:26)). And what would you do if God chose to harm your friends?
According to Jesus's teaching in the gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John) what is the greatest commandment? Love the Lord your God with all your heart. What is the second greatest? Love your neighbor as yourself. I follow these both at the same time, and honour God with all my heart by watching over my friends with all my heart.

My friends are also fellow Christians and His children; if He brings harm to them or me, it is for His greater glory. Though He slay me, yet will I still praise Him! (Job 13:15)
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My friends are also fellow Christians and His children;
If their Salvation hasn't been guaranteed, I wouldn't count on it. The easiest person to fool into thinking we're Safe is ourselves (Jeremiah 17:9).


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if He brings harm to them or me, it is for His greater glory. Though He slay me, yet will I still praise Him! (Job 13:15)


Boy wouldn't you have egg on your face if you went off on a half-cocked rampage, thinking you were called to go all Rambo for God when He Himself smited your friends and just didn't tell you, lol!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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If their Salvation hasn't been guaranteed, I wouldn't count on it. The easiest person to fool into thinking we're Safe is ourselves (Jeremiah 17:9).






Boy wouldn't you have egg on your face if you went off on a half-cocked rampage, thinking you were called to go all Rambo for God when He Himself smited your friends and just didn't tell you, lol!
I can see their hearts, remember? Even some of them that have pretty dirty minds still have a heart far more righteous than yours will ever be.


Any human who dares to harm my friends, even if God allowed them to, still acted out of their own free will, and it is therefore just for me to destroy them.
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...Any human who dares to harm my friends, even if God allowed them to, still acted out of their own free will, and it is therefore just for me to destroy them.
My panties go all moist when someone flexes their e-muscles like dat.


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Haha, that's probably the cleverest response I've heard yet on this forum <sarcasm> Let's give this man a round of applause! </sarcasm>
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You were afraid to reveal privacy, then put a personal portion in your signature. Also, who is stalking you? Tell us, where do you put your tin-foil hat when you lay your head on your Mainstays pillow???

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