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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2016, 09:05 PM

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Greetings Caffeine. I welcome you to this forum. These folk here are mostly Baptist but they will tolerate nonBaptists if they are well behaved. I have learned very good manners at the Methodist School but I am Rastafari and so not Baptist. My good manners have served me well here in Babylon and they will serve you well too. Are the English a polite people? I have seen many in Jamaica which is my home but they have been vacationers and mainly too drunk on rum to speak clearly so I am unclear on the subject of English manners. My advice to you is to be polite and do not anger these white people. They are armed and dangerous but since you are far away in England there is probably no danger to you personally but they may run amok and injure some passerby if you get them too stirred up.

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Thank you bery much. i can also agree with Dolores de Barriga

but please, dont get angry and say i will rot in hell.

the british can be a very loving bunch of people, but we get let down by football (soccer) 'fans'. who proceed to get drunk and party till they can't feel their face.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2016, 09:54 PM

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I am new here and am going to my thoughs here

Some Backstory: I am 15 from the UK, i am brought up in a agnostic Family with Christain background. My community is mostly Christain, I am a Athiest, please do not hate me for that.

Right, I have roughly 600 hours in TF2. I am a straight white male and have not seen any homosexual content in TF2 (besides fanart and sexual sfms) the game is very fun but has a lot of gore, if you want to talk to me. tweet at me: <<<teenage porn site link removed by moderator>>>
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Thank you bery much. i can also agree with Dolores de Barriga

but please, dont get angry and say i will rot in hell.

the british can be a very loving bunch of people, but we get let down by football (soccer) 'fans'. who proceed to get drunk and party till they can't feel their face.
It is perhaps worth noting that you have thus far not been able to write one single sentence without a spelling or grammatical error. For your soul's sake, I hope you are not this careless in your pursuit of God's Word.


That IS why you are here, I trust? The pursuit of God's Word-- down to the very last tittle and stroke-- is why we are here. Indeed, it is why we exist. Every subject and question discussed here is examined in the light cast by the Holy Bible.


So, if your cup of tea is video games or music or science or even actual tea, we will want to know how it relates to the Bible. And if you don't know what the Bible has to say on any particular subject, then we will be happy to inform you.


Remember, God's Word comes first, then some semblance of grammar. Manners are welcomed, but since Jesus wasn't always polite, that third requirement can be waived-- provided you can support your position with the appropriate verse of Scripture.


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...but please, dont get angry and say i will rot in hell...
No True Christian™ gets any joy from telling you that the Bible says you will rot in Hell, nor are they saying it because they're angry at you. They're just telling you the truth.

And why haven't you read the Bible yet? It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I'm sure you've read that.


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No True Christian™ gets any joy from telling you that the Bible says you will rot in Hell, nor are they saying it because they're angry at you. They're just telling you the truth.

And why haven't you read the Bible yet? It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I'm sure you've read that.
I had no idea that the Bible was shorter than those wicked Harry Plopper books. Thank you very much, Mr. Much.


Of course, since the main theme of Hairy Potter was stolen from Jesus' life-story, it stands to reason that the author had to add in all sorts of other nonsensical content to disguise her blatant plagiarism.


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No True Christian™ gets any joy from telling you that the Bible says you will rot in Hell, nor are they saying it because they're angry at you. They're just telling you the truth.

And why haven't you read the Bible yet? It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I'm sure you've read that.
It is because you walk in the flesh, Mr. Much, that you do not know the joy of following the Lord thy God's commandment to go forth and preach all the Gospel (Mark 16:15). It brings me great joy to be obedient unto my Master, and therefore it brings me great joy to remind CaffeineTheAtheist that at this moment, my spirit sees before me a Walking Dead Man, and Jesus sees naught but a pile of festering Menstrual Rags (Isaiah 64:6). It may not make my Flesh Rejoice to tell others they are facing eternal doom and Jesus doesn't care (John 15:5-6), but then I don't live by the flesh, so I can ignore those feeling and my conscience is just fine, thank you very much.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-28-2016, 10:44 PM

What the piffle is this thread?I genuinely do not understand why you guys are triggered over a nearly 9 year old game with bad optimisation and a team that doesn't even communicate with their fanbase anymore.


I think you seem to have the wrong end of the stick here.
Firstly, Team Fortress 2 is rated 15 in the UK, 16+ in Europe and M (17+) in the USA. That therefore means, that if your child is under the age of 15 16 or 17 (in the respective countries/continents of course)... well, they shouldn't be playing it. The "homosexual" parts of the game are not fully stated by Valve, or even IMPLIED. The Medic is a "Support" character that assists others when they are on low health with his "Medi Gun". The voice lines you are referring to are oriented towards defending the Medic, not referring to homosexuality. The Soldier is a stereotypical American, designed as being tongue-in-cheek and not meant to be taken seriously. Team Fortress 2, believe it or not, is set in a universe where God doesn't exist. I know! Shocking, right? These voice lines merely reference God, and are not a "sin" in any way, shape or form.
Regarding your opinion on the art style, of course they're supposed to look threatening, it's a First Person Shooter, which also contains another gory shooter, DOOM. If anything, you should be attacking that game, as it refers to Hell, Demons and GUNS. This, in comparison, should be rated 3+, U or E.


I know this post was made in 2010, but as a user of Steam and Team Fortress 2 for 3 years and with 2,840 hours on record (as of this post), this post just got under my skin like a parasite.


Also, to these baptists and Christians, I am a Christian myself too, I still pray to God, go to Church, etc. As well as this, Team Fortress 2, from a critic's standpoint, is not a terrible game. The graphics are still pretty solid for a game that was made in an engine that is 12 years old (Source). The controls are fluent and responsive, each class is refreshing to play. There's a large trading economy (http://backpack.tf/) and a whole host of "TF2 Youtubers", one of them is known as Muselk and he posts Team Fortress 2 content nearly every week (https://www.youtube.com/user/MrMuselk). I'll admit, this did give me a bit of a laugh, and the fact that OP's punishment was downright funny too. Jeez, for playing a game? That's harsh...


I mean, making this account was a pain to be honest. I don't even own a King James Bible, so I had to find the verse on the internet. Maybe you should make it easier to register, but hey the site is rubbish anyway.


But hey, if you believe that this 9 year old, free to play game that has 60k people playing at one time and is the 4th most popular game at the moment is a sin, I'm all for it. But I have to ask: What games have you guys played? Candy Crush on iOS, Shovelware Titles on Wii and/or DS? Oh wait, you probably haven't played ANY.


I found this terrible post through a YouTube user called "PeterScraps" Here is his video regarding this topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLjVAWwWYsg
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I found this terrible post through a YouTube user called "PeterScraps" Here is his video regarding this topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLjVAWwWYsg
That youtube video really ought to come with a warning. The Homosexual Agenda in that is so strong, it actually shows characters gay-raping other characters. It's only because my computer is protected with JesOS software that the homosexual demons cannot get through to my home and infect my children after watching just a few moments of that video (I stopped at the raping scene, said a quick prayer, called my mother-in-law to thank her for not raising her son, my husband, to be gay, dried my tears, and logged back on to my favorite online forum). You should be ashamed of yourself for promoting such disgusting filth, and trying to hurt children spiritually in the process.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-28-2016, 11:04 PM

Interesting. You're quick to reply.

Firstly, You gotta buy me that JesOS man, sounds pretty neat.


Yeah, I watched the video myself, and I deeply apologise about the Travi's D Scene. It was created by a very "interesting" member of the Team Fortress 2 community. Also, read the youtube comments. Hehehehe.


Also, why the heck would you call your mother-in-law for not raising her son? That's very odd...
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Also, why the heck would you call your mother-in-law for not raising her son? That's very odd...
... to be gay.


She didn't raise him to be gay. On Mother's Day, this fine Christian lady reminded people to call their mothers to thank them for not being gay. I thanked my mother-in-law after watching that video you shared. It's what family is all about. We take care of each other, and keep America Fag-Free.




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Ah. Excellent. Glad to hear that the US is getting rid of cigarettes. Fantastic news.
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Ah. Excellent. Glad to hear that the US is getting rid of cigarettes. Fantastic news.


Sweetie, I realize that text comprehension is not your forte, but I'm curious: which part of Mrs. Etheldreda's post gave you that idea?
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-29-2016, 12:04 AM

Fags are a slang term in the United Kingdom for cigarettes. That is where there is a misconception.

I wish not to go any further as it's clear that you two seem to understand nothing about video games and are very clearly trolls that I am merely feeding. Next time, if you are going to attack something like a video game or movie, make valid points and maybe we'll actually goddamn listen for once. At the end of the day, it's 2016. Get with the times. These pieces of media are not sins, and the Bible, believe it or not, is interpreted by Christians in many different ways. It's a shame that I have to state this to people who I would consider to be more wiser than me. Also, regarding that private message you sent me, Miss Basilissa, I am merely defending with true facts that we, as a community for this game, know inside out. Maybe if you played the game, you would understand that all the statements given by the original poster are completely WRONG.
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Fags are a slang term in the United Kingdom for cigarettes.
Is that in Urdu? Is Urdu the official language in the UK now, isn't it? Sorry I don't follow the news so often, I'm busy with the Bible reading.

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and the Bible, believe it or not, is interpreted by Christians in many different ways..

And all of them are wrong. You should not interpret the Bible, just read it and apply it.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-29-2016, 12:22 AM

What the piffle is Urdu? No, it's English, like the USA you piffleing troll.

That's a very opinionated piece. Again, you're a troll and I burn Bibles for a living.
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Do you think that if you say something enough it becomes true?


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Huh. I'd have thought that with the environmental regs these days, they'd have phased out burning dangerous wastes over there.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-29-2016, 12:42 AM

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I wish not to go any further as it's clear that you two seem to understand nothing about video games and are very clearly trolls that I am merely feeding. Next time, if you are going to attack something like a video game or movie, make valid points and maybe we'll actually [blasphemy removed] listen for once. At the end of the day, it's 2016. Get with the times. These pieces of media are not sins, and the Bible, believe it or not, is interpreted by Christians in many different ways. It's a shame that I have to state this to people who I would consider to be more wiser than me. . . Peace out, bitches.


Why should we be required to "get with the times"? The Bible requires us to honor and obey God's Will as commanded in His Holy Word, the Bible.


Since God is Perfect, Unchanging and Complete, everything He commands is enduring in its accuracy, relevancy and holiness. He doesn't change with the times, so why should we?




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For the Lord is good; his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations.



Psalm 111:13
His work is honourable and glorious: and his righteousness endureth for ever.


Psalm 119:160
Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.


These three verses are just a tiny sampling of statements that Christians are enjoined to regard as true and sacrosanct. You see the theme here. God is good, honorable, glorious, righteous and enduring. His word was true from the beginning of time and it will continue to be true on into eternity.


I didn't fiddle with the words. I didn't suggest a new way to look at them. Words such as "endureth" and "forever" are pretty straightforward, though I will admit that "endureth" is a little tricky on the tongue.


These are very simple concepts that make it plain that True Christians™ stick with God's way of doing things regardless of which historical era they find themselves in. There is no need for them to "get with the times" and every reason for them to refrain from doing so.


Finally, allow me to point out the irony of you insisting that we conform to your concepts of ideological consistency when the words "peace" and "bitches"together in the same sentence suggests a bipolar mood swing that spans a fraction of a nanosecond.


If you want to send a message of peace, don't pair it with a rude epithet. And I gave you a pass on the Major Motion Picture sin of using the Lord's Name in vain, because God holds the keys to His Own kingdom. I just slip in the bookmarks to pertinent passages of His Word.


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What the piffle is Urdu? No, it's English, like the USA you piffleing troll.

That's a very opinionated piece. Again, you're a troll and I burn Bibles for a living.

Urdu is the language you hear all those smelly brown people speaking. Also, you are a liar and liars have to go to Hell with the Devil. No one in England works anymore. That's why it has become a third world country.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-29-2016, 01:52 AM

ok I play tf2 a lot I have 300 hours on it and a lot of people play as well over than 1 million people and really the I love this doctor is not gay ya retard he is happy about getting help from the doctor and get behind me doctor means take cover behind me and really just because he said this is my world you get offened well your too sensitive you piffleer now please try out your self and see how wrong you but I still do agree with the killing part
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