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hello i,m ken from norwich -
08-02-2008, 12:04 AM
i haven,t had my lapstop for very long but i really like meeting new freind,s so hello
I like pictures of dead cat,s
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
08-02-2008, 12:10 AM
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i haven,t had my lapstop for very long but i really like meeting new freind,s so hello
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Welcome Kenny, to God's favorite forum. Please use proper grammar, punctuation and spelling when posting here. As you are a new poster, I want you to take a look at THIS thread.
So, tell us about yourself. How old are you? How severe is your mental handicap? What church do you attend?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
08-02-2008, 12:14 AM
who,s kenny is he also a member here it keep,s telling me to wait is it alway,s on the blink
I like pictures of dead cat,s
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
08-02-2008, 01:41 AM
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who,s kenny is he also a member here it keep,s telling me to wait is it alway,s on the blink
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Ken, you need to pay some attention to where you are putting your fingers in God's favorite forum. Those apostrophes and commas are not the same thing, and neither are all people that call themselves "Christians".
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
08-02-2008, 09:57 AM
He is from NORWICH, in NORFOLK !
Therefore he can not help himself. They are bred like that(most often with each other)
This is their County Sign at their Border
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
08-02-2008, 10:17 AM
Hi Ken! I always like to make friends.
Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Mason. I am a sinner, but I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord, and love him with all of my heart. I own an AK-47 (semi-automatic of course, give unto Caesar!) and a .45 Desert Eagle. Since I recently relocated from Dallas, sodomy is still illegal in my neighborhood, and my leaders are elected, the way Christ intended! I righteously spit on the junkie welfare queens that litter the streets around my place of employment and pay every month for the world's greatest health care. My grandfather's greatest moment was in fighting a just war against a Socialist tyrant on behalf of a foreign but English-speaking country, and were he alive to know how that country had rewarded his singular and unselfish sacrifice with public surveillance and increasingly communist policies, he probably would sink further into drink and beat my mother more fiercely than ever.
Now it's your turn! Tell me something about you! And try not to use to use too many faggotty (homers, not cigarettes) 'u's!
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
08-02-2008, 12:02 PM
Reverse psychology always works!
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
08-03-2008, 01:21 AM
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i haven,t had my lapstop for very long
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Yes, I see Jesus has not seen fit to tell you the difference between a comma and an apostrophe, nor yet how to use the spellchecker. I thus doubt you are a Christian.
Perhaps you should be running the only True Christian operating system, rather than Windows?
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
04-24-2009, 03:56 PM
hi i,m back cos i forgot about this place have i missed much just wondring ta also i lost my lapstop as well but it got found on the bus and my mate,s car got pinched last week but his wife came back do the smiles work here
I like pictures of dead cat,s
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
04-24-2009, 03:59 PM
testing
I like pictures of dead cat,s
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
04-24-2009, 04:08 PM
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testing
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DUDE, Rainbows are gay code. Are you one of those Log Cabin Christians?
"Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
04-24-2009, 04:16 PM
What school to you go to, Ken?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
04-24-2009, 04:19 PM
can't i post smiles sorry but no,body told me and i don,t go to school now as i left age,s ago idiot ha
I like pictures of dead cat,s
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
04-24-2009, 04:26 PM
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can't i post smiles sorry but no,body told me and i don,t go to school now as i left age,s ago idiot ha
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You can post smileys but don't use rainbow colors. That is code for gay, unless it has Jesus in it.
"Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
04-24-2009, 04:37 PM
Here is some examples.
Gay...
Not gay...
Gay...
Not gay...
Just be careful.
"Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
04-25-2009, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by ken from norwich
i haven,t had my lapstop for very long but i really like meeting new freind,s so hello
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Eyes aint be friends bys the likes of yous. Yous stay way from LeVitera, ya heres me! Dis here boy goes for da colored womins. I kin tell!
Landober is tractin the southern whites from Missisipis lookin fo da easy times.
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Re: hello i,m ken from norwich -
04-25-2009, 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Vavoline Johnson
Eyes aint be friends bys the likes of yous. Yous stay way from LeVitera, ya heres me! Dis here boy goes for da colored womins. I kin tell!
Landober is tractin the southern whites from Missisipis lookin fo da easy times.
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Easy Aunt Jemima,judging by the boys looks,he wouldn't know which end to pinch,even if he could get his hands out of his own shorts.
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