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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Re: Hello everyone - 04-21-2009, 11:11 PM
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"We"??? You are unsaved trash. You are not a True Christian. You're here to learn, not call the shots. The Pastors decide who stays and who goes.

I'm sorry to hear you are from New york, perhaps that's why you want to run everything after just 7 posts. If you pray real hard perhaps Jesus will deliver you from the evil.

Yours in Christ
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 04-21-2009, 11:15 PM
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Indeed, his arrogance must be tamed.
And you are also unsaved trash with THREE posts. This is an introduction forum, not a mandate forum. So be nice, TELL us about you, LISTEN, and LEARN. You are a guest here. Please behave as a polite guest would.

Seems the trolls are out in force.

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Default Re: Hello everyone - 04-21-2009, 11:20 PM
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I am saved, Don't let my status on an internet forum believe that you are a better christian than me.
You are a guest on this forum. Please remember that. Please be polite. We certainly don't know you well enough to determine your status with Jesus. You could be a troll. Time will tell. So as I advised to the other snert, you are here to TELL us about yourself, and to LISTEN and LEARN.

I've given all of you noobs here the best possible advise I can give. I suggest you take that advise to heart.

Yours in Christ
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 04-21-2009, 11:21 PM
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You are a guest on this forum. Please remember that. Please be polite. We certainly don't know you well enough to determine your status with Jesus. You could be a troll. Time will tell. So as I advised to the other snert, you are here to TELL us about yourself, and to LISTEN and LEARN.

I've given all of you noobs here the best possible advise I can give. I suggest you take that advise to heart.

Yours in Christ
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I am being Polite, Sorry for sharing my views on something I felt needed to be addressed.
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 04-21-2009, 11:30 PM
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I am being Polite, Sorry for sharing my views on something I felt needed to be addressed.
Well I am glad that's settled. I read through your posts and did not see a proper introduction!

I see you are from New York. Why? Are you married? If so do you give your wife proper beatings are required by the Bible? Do you have Little Soldiers for God? What church do you attend? Do you believe ALL of the KVJ1611? ALL of it, not just the soft warm fuzzy parts?

These are the sorts of things we'd like to know. Thank you in advance for you answers/comments.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

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Default Re: Hello everyone - 04-21-2009, 11:43 PM
Owing to the fact that this thread had become unacceptably hijacked by racists, it is now closed. We will not allow Landover to be used for racist purposes.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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