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Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!" -
02-08-2012, 03:14 AM
I like this explanation a lot. Simple, straight forward, and to the point. Well done.
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Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!" -
02-08-2012, 04:53 PM
In my opinion, anyone who thinks they are an agnostic is a bald faced liar.
On the plus side, when they die it makes having to evaluate them for admission to Heaven a simple task
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!" -
10-12-2014, 01:46 AM
4 years late but what the hell!!
Some of you making the futile attempt to compare an agnostic and an atheist are missing one key point. Most atheists and agnostics don't believe in the so-called "God" as a reaction to the moral contradictions and schizophrenia in religion and the holy books. Some of you idiots think your petty God holds a monopoly, and by your logic, if he doesn't believe in him or claims to be undecided, he is either an agnostic or an atheist. NOT true, although if they were, it's nothing to be ashamed about. What is an atheist to you might be a believer in his own terms. If one believes in a supreme being who is not necessarily a piece of crap, it doesn't necessarily make him an atheist.
Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant. If being in heaven means I'll be in the company of some of you delusional people, I'm submitting my relocation request. Hell would be a step up.
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10-12-2014, 01:56 AM
Welcome, God mocking sinner. I see you are incapable of following simple instructions and can't be bothered to make a proper introduction. This is quite typical of atheists who cannot follow other simple instructions like do not murder, steal, or eat babies.
Enjoy hell.
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4 years late but what the hell!!
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That's the spirit! It's only too late once you've drawn your last breath. When you meet the Jesus face to face and give an account of your behaviors (2 Corinthians 5:10), then it will be too late. If you haven't accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior, you'll be doomed to eternal damnation (John 3:18). If however, you've accepted Him and pledged yourself to love and obey Him (John 14:15), then you'll not have to worry about giving any kind of account, as the Lord Himself tells us He will have forgotten (Isaiah 44:22). Not unlike an old lady who's forgotten that she's already told the same stories of her pathetic youth four times before dessert comes, your sins will have been forgotten and you would be a fool to bring them up then.
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Some of you making the futile attempt to compare an agnostic and an atheist are missing one key point. Most atheists and agnostics don't believe in the so-called "God" as a reaction to the moral contradictions and schizophrenia in religion and the holy books. Some of you idiots think your petty God holds a monopoly, and by your logic, if he doesn't believe in him or claims to be undecided, he is either an agnostic or an atheist. NOT true, although if they were, it's nothing to be ashamed about. What is an atheist to you might be a believer in his own terms. If one believes in a supreme being who is not necessarily a piece of crap, it doesn't necessarily make him an atheist.
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While it's true, atheists attempt to rationalize their beliefs to lend some justification to their sinful, disgusting behavior, it doesn't change the fact that the word "agnostic" itself is naught but a misnomer, a distraction from the real issue - You may have excused your Sin, but the Lord has not (Romans 6:23).
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Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant. If being in heaven means I'll be in the company of some of you delusional people, I'm submitting my relocation request. Hell would be a step up.
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Well then, as your God-mocking scientists have determined that reasoned dialog cannot break through the stubborn minds of the irrational, deluded thinker, I hope you enjoy your time while you still have breath in your lungs. When you are catapulted into the very Lakes of Fire, we'll be watching you suffer untold torment with glee (Psalm 2:4).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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10-12-2014, 02:53 AM
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Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant.
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If you are trying to tell us homersexuals are going to heaven, you just cannot be taken seriously.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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10-12-2014, 03:52 AM
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4 years late but what the hell!!
Some of you making the futile attempt to compare an agnostic and an atheist are missing one key point. Most atheists and agnostics don't believe in the so-called "God" as a reaction to the moral contradictions and schizophrenia in religion and the holy books. Some of you idiots think your petty God holds a monopoly, and by your logic, if he doesn't believe in him or claims to be undecided, he is either an agnostic or an atheist. NOT true, although if they were, it's nothing to be ashamed about. What is an atheist to you might be a believer in his own terms. If one believes in a supreme being who is not necessarily a piece of crap, it doesn't necessarily make him an atheist.
Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant. If being in heaven means I'll be in the company of some of you delusional people, I'm submitting my relocation request. Hell would be a step up.
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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!" -
10-12-2014, 04:44 AM
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If one believes in a supreme being who is not necessarily a piece of crap, it doesn't necessarily make him an atheist.
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Correction: a person who believes in a supreme being unrelated to any religion is not an atheist neither an agnostic. There are other terms describing delusional people like that.
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Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant. If being in heaven means I'll be in the company of some of you delusional people, I'm submitting my relocation request. Hell would be a step up.
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Oh, you are already on your way there, sweetie.
I'll pray for your lost soul. It probably won't change anything, but it will make me feel better.
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10-12-2014, 07:00 AM
Always enjoyable to see some of you "righteous believers" squirm with your wishful thinking and no real sound coming out. And that typical side of bigotry served with a dish of fanaticism never ceases to amaze. So your concern is not real criminals (murderers, rapists, thieves etc) not getting justice, but a couple of the same sex copulating. That is your declaration that hell must exist. Well you got me there! And to Mary what's her face, it's a win win situation for me. Like I said hell would be step up from the company of miserable sheep like of you, unless of course you'd be in a different section. You see I never received that brochure you have, being unworthy of it you know. And if we just die and nothing else, which you are afraid to consider, then we'll all end up the same. But all in all, I'll take that figment of your imagination as a compliment. Des, what planet do you live on? The same one you get your statistics from?
As far as the forum's rules, thanks for your enlightenment, Pastor ***insults removed***. I suppose I should've picked a number and waited my turn too. Here's an introduction for you: I see no need for an introduction, I'm going to speak my mind and if you don't like it you ***potty language removed***. As far as I'm concerned the forum automatically permitted my public post without reciting "Hail Mary" 10 times, so until you or someone else can manage to get me suspended (which I will heartbroken over by the way), you have no choice but to keep preaching your religious ***more potty language removed*** and tolerate me. Obviously, I won't be a VIP member here and do not aspire to be. My comments were spontaneous in reaction to a ludicrous subject I found through google. This was NOT meant to be a debate. From past experience, I know that the brain of a religious nut is like a brick wall, impermeable to reason and common sense.
"I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace"
Take that back. I've had that holy ***still more potty language removed*** cleansed (out of my rectum) years ago and I don't want that bug polluting my system again.
May love and reason deliver you all from the ***some more potty language removed*** filling your heads.
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10-12-2014, 07:10 AM
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Correction: a person who believes in a supreme being unrelated to any religion is not an atheist neither an agnostic. There are other terms describing delusional people like that.
Oh, you are already on your way there, sweetie.
I'll pray for your lost soul. It probably won't change anything, but it will make me feel better.
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Correction, genius. Delusional people are ones who believe in a schizophrenic hypocritical god. Like God like worshipers. I don't know if there are drugs out there for people that pray to feel better, but I'll pray for that cure to come out. Who knows, If God is out there, he might give priority to my prayers first, since they are at least constructive: treating psychosis.
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10-12-2014, 07:19 PM
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Always enjoyable to see some of you "righteous believers" squirm with your wishful thinking and no real sound coming out. And that typical side of bigotry served with a dish of fanaticism never ceases to amaze. So your concern is not real criminals (murderers, rapists, thieves etc) not getting justice, but a couple of the same sex copulating. That is your declaration that hell must exist.
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It is not our concern, it is God's concern, sweetie. We have His Word for it.
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Well you got me there! And to Mary what's her face, it's a win win situation for me. Like I said hell would be step up from the company of miserable sheep like of you, unless of course you'd be in a different section. You see I never received that brochure you have, being unworthy of it you know.
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For your information, the Holy Bible is the most printed book in history. They even have it online, so you really don't have a good excuse for not having read it.
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As far as the forum's rules, thanks for your enlightenment, Pastor ***insults removed***. I suppose I should've picked a number and waited my turn too. Here's an introduction for you: I see no need for an introduction, I'm going to speak my mind and if you don't like it you ***potty language removed***. As far as I'm concerned the forum automatically permitted my public post without reciting "Hail Mary" 10 times, so until you or someone else can manage to get me suspended (which I will heartbroken over by the way), you have no choice but to keep preaching your religious ***more potty language removed*** and tolerate me.
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Do you kiss your Mommy with this potty mouth? More generally speaking: why are atheists so rude? Why can't you be more respectful of other people's beliefs?
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Obviously, I won't be a VIP member here and do not aspire to be. My comments were spontaneous in reaction to a ludicrous subject I found through google. This was NOT meant to be a debate. From past experience, I know that the brain of a religious nut is like a brick wall, impermeable to reason and common sense.
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Thank you for blessing us with your unjust persecution (Matthew 5:10-12).
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Correction, genius. Delusional people are ones who believe in a schizophrenic hypocritical god. Like God like worshipers. I don't know if there are drugs out there for people that pray to feel better, but I'll pray for that cure to come out. Who knows, If God is out there, he might give priority to my prayers first, since they are at least constructive: treating psychosis.
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In other words, it is delusional to believe in a God for whose existence there is actual evidence (the Holy Bible), but it is not delusional to believe in a God for whose existence there is no evidence whatsoever?
I am truly fascinated by the way your reasoning works!
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10-12-2014, 08:30 PM
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Always enjoyable to see some of you "righteous believers" squirm with your wishful thinking and no real sound coming out. And that typical side of bigotry served with a dish of fanaticism never ceases to amaze. So your concern is not real criminals (murderers, rapists, thieves etc) not getting justice, but a couple of the same sex copulating. That is your declaration that hell must exist. Well you got me there! And to Mary what's her face, it's a win win situation for me. Like I said hell would be step up from the company of miserable sheep like of you, unless of course you'd be in a different section. You see I never received that brochure you have, being unworthy of it you know. And if we just die and nothing else, which you are afraid to consider, then we'll all end up the same. But all in all, I'll take that figment of your imagination as a compliment. Des, what planet do you live on? The same one you get your statistics from?
As far as the forum's rules, thanks for your enlightenment, Pastor ***insults removed***. I suppose I should've picked a number and waited my turn too. Here's an introduction for you: I see no need for an introduction, I'm going to speak my mind and if you don't like it you ***potty language removed***. As far as I'm concerned the forum automatically permitted my public post without reciting "Hail Mary" 10 times, so until you or someone else can manage to get me suspended (which I will heartbroken over by the way), you have no choice but to keep preaching your religious ***more potty language removed*** and tolerate me. Obviously, I won't be a VIP member here and do not aspire to be. My comments were spontaneous in reaction to a ludicrous subject I found through google. This was NOT meant to be a debate. From past experience, I know that the brain of a religious nut is like a brick wall, impermeable to reason and common sense.
"I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace"
Take that back. I've had that holy ***still more potty language removed*** cleansed (out of my rectum) years ago and I don't want that bug polluting my system again.
May love and reason deliver you all from the ***some more potty language removed*** filling your heads.
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Your missive is filled with prejudice, preconceived misconceptions and stereotypes that you seek to match up with your false observations, which observations you lay in wait for, hoping to match your theories with some supporting facts.
Well, Potty Mouth, as unique and exciting as you must think you are, the fact is that you are just a replay of the same pseudo-intellectual drivel droolers who come here once or twice a week to explain how it really is.
Here is the only important detail: Accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior or go to Hell!
Don't go there; it's too hot.
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10-12-2014, 11:20 PM
Well now that I'm in on this, touche to all of you. Nice job I guess I should let you know that holy piffleing ghost paid me a visit after my posts last night. Halle motherpiffleing Lujah
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When you say "in on this", I assume you mean that you've found God? Hopefully, you learn to curb that potty language soon, as the Baby Jesus doesn't like to hear words like 'piffle'.
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When you say "in on this", I assume you mean that you've found God? Hopefully, you learn to curb that potty language soon, as the Baby Jesus doesn't like to hear words like 'piffle'.
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Of course, what else?! The only problem I'm having now is that I've received a high dose of Holy Ghost so I'm a little woozy. Sorry if I made Baby Jesus sniffle with my piffle.
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Of course, what else?! The only problem I'm having now is that I've received a high dose of Holy Ghost so I'm a little woozy. Sorry if I made Baby Jesus sniffle with my piffle.
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Please do not blaspheme against the Holy Ghost. forgives almost everything (murder, rape, etc), but if you blaspheme against the Holy Ghost, there is no forgiveness:
Matthew 12:31-32
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.
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10-13-2014, 02:48 AM
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Of course, what else?! The only problem I'm having now is that I've received a high dose of Holy Ghost so I'm a little woozy. Sorry if I made Baby Jesus sniffle with my piffle.
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Dear, you make my eyes fill with tears and my heart heavy as I see you so blatantly rejecting our dear sweet Jesus who is our Redeemer. Please, I pray, come find His love and His unending mercy to forgive, your sins! Hell is painful and eternal! "For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains." Deuteronomy 32:22
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4 years late but what the hell!!
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Wait, did you actually spend four years working on that post? It's not hugely impressive, considering how much effort you must have put into it.
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...As far as I'm concerned the forum automatically permitted my public post without reciting "Hail Mary" 10 times...
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Friend, that kind of behaviour will get you banned quick-sharp. We have no patience for idolatry round here.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Wait, did you actually spend four years working on that post? It's not hugely impressive, considering how much effort you must have put into it.
Friend, that kind of behaviour will get you banned quick-sharp. We have no patience for idolatry round here.
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10-18-2014, 06:41 PM
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4 years late but what the hell!!
Some of you making the futile attempt to compare an agnostic and an atheist are missing one key point. Most atheists and agnostics don't believe in the so-called "God" as a reaction to the moral contradictions and schizophrenia in religion and the holy books. Some of you idiots think your petty God holds a monopoly, and by your logic, if he doesn't believe in him or claims to be undecided, he is either an agnostic or an atheist. NOT true, although if they were, it's nothing to be ashamed about. What is an atheist to you might be a believer in his own terms. If one believes in a supreme being who is not necessarily a piece of crap, it doesn't necessarily make him an atheist.
Now of course, since your attempts to eliminate the distinction are only to desperately assert who will be going to HELL and who is worthy of heaven, the whole subject has been corrupted and irrelevant. If being in heaven means I'll be in the company of some of you delusional people, I'm submitting my relocation request. Hell would be a step up.
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Well put and hilarious
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