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Re: Books to BAN or BURN! -
03-22-2007, 09:47 PM
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I agree with burning the Harry Potter books. Anything that's such a mainstay of the soulless corporate chain bookstores must not be a good thing. For that matter, let's burn down the soulless corporate chain bookstores.
I also agree with burning anything by Ayn Rand.
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But why? There's such thing as a soul anyway. The only reason Harry Potter is so popular is because everyone is making a big deal about it! Those books are mormonic and not even original...
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Re: Books to BAN or BURN! -
03-22-2007, 09:51 PM
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Those books are mormonic and not even original...
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Cut a little close to home, do they?
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Re: Books to BAN or BURN! -
03-22-2007, 10:18 PM
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Well I got it lent to me by one of my philosophy instructors, He said I would find it amusing. So I Did in fact read some and laughed all the way throught it. Anton Le Vay is not some big evil, he is just trying to justify being an utterly selfish person. He talks about other religion but mainly focuses on christainity and tries to say how silly are people who believe in God because that makes the gullibale and yet then trys to suggest that people should make a black mass to satan? It's hypocritcal, foolish and really annoying.
But we can argue that we should let every book be allowed so we can mock it? I mean if your going to burn harry potter burn la vey as well.
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Hmm, I actually agree with almost everything Alexia has just said.
Although I'd say better not to print them in the first place, trees would be spared that way.
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Cut a little close to home, do they?
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03-23-2007, 12:28 PM
I shudder! Men should be taught about sex when they're 21 by their father or pastor . . . till then, they had better keep their gun in it's holster! Women should only be taught by their husband and then only what he wants them to know.
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Re: Books to BAN or BURN! -
03-23-2007, 12:52 PM
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I shudder! Men should be taught about sex when they're 21 by their father or pastor . . . till then, they had better keep their gun in it's holster! Women should only be taught by their husband and then only what he wants them to know.
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Amen, Mother Glynndie! There's already a book that explains everything we need to know about sex. It's called the Holy King James Bible.
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Re: Books to BAN or BURN! -
03-23-2007, 01:09 PM
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I shudder! Men should be taught about sex when they're 21 by their father or pastor . . . till then, they had better keep their gun in it's holster! Women should only be taught by their husband and then only what he wants them to know.
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Notice how that book was written by a Christ-hating joo. 
Personally I'd like to encourage my Christian Brothers and sisters to ban and/or burn that "Where's Waldo" filth. Its nothing but a pornographic picture book disguised as a child's game.
I have reproduced below a sample of the perverse illustrations which are rampant in this book. I want to warn all females and any brothers who are not extremely strong in Christ to avert your eyes right now. DO NOT scroll down!
Disgusting, and quite unsuitable for any children of True Christians™, I'm sure you'd agree.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Books to BAN or BURN! -
03-23-2007, 03:48 PM
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Personally I'd like to encourage my Christian Brothers and sisters to ban and/or burn that "Where's Waldo" filth. Its nothing but a pornographic picture book disguised as a child's game.
I have reproduced below a sample of the perverse illustrations which are rampant in this book. I want to warn all females and any brothers who are not extremely strong in Christ to avert your eyes right now. DO NOT scroll down!
Disgusting, and quite unsuitable for any children of True Christians™, I'm sure you'd agree.
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I do agree, Pastor. In fact, having seen that, I now want to go into my prayer closet and do some serious fasting and praying, that the people exposed to such filth may See the Light™ and be Saved™.
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Re: Books to BAN or BURN! -
03-23-2007, 04:43 PM
One particular "fairy tale" character that has always disgusted me is "Curious George". For those of you who haven't heard of it, it is the story of a talking monkey (an obvious pro-evolution reference if I've ever heard one) who lives with a single man (an obvious pro-homo, pro-bestiality message, which should prove the agenda is overtaking America) and is constantly getting into capers (a nod to crime and pro-negro). This filth has no place in our homes, and I suggest that we add this to the banned book list. It offers no redeeming values and serves only to turn children into black-admiring urchins.
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Re: Books to BAN or BURN! -
03-23-2007, 05:47 PM
I think there is something sinful about the books of Dr. Seuss. I've read "Green Eggs and Ham," and it has nothing to do with the curse of Ham.
Additionally, I'm troubled about what hidden sinful messages kids might get from these books. Look at some of the titles--
"Hop On Pop" - Incest Sex Manual?
"Cat in the Hat" - Satan's favorite housepet wearing the hardhat from the Village People's construction worker?
"One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish" - Mocking the last supper?
"If I Ran the Circus" - Beastiality?
"Horton Hatches a Who" - Out of wedlock births?
Disgusting.
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Re: Books to BAN or BURN! -
03-23-2007, 06:44 PM
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"One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish" - Mocking the last supper?
Disgusting.
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Actually, I've read that particular book. It's a story which attempts to show that Demoncrats (the blue fish) are "equal to" Godly Republicans (the red fish).
Horrifying!
Would anyone else care to review a book for Jesus?
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Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! -
03-23-2007, 07:08 PM
"The DaVinci Code" is God-hating, purely Satanic drivel. You couldn't make me read that anti-True Christian™ propaganda with a gun to my head. Jesus must have a very special punishment planned for Dan Brown. My unSaved mother tried to give it to me for Christmas, and it went right into the fireplace.
I give this book 0 crosses out of 5.
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Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! -
03-23-2007, 07:09 PM
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Re: Books to BAN or BURN! -
03-24-2007, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
I think there is something sinful about the books of Dr. Seuss. I've read "Green Eggs and Ham," and it has nothing to do with the curse of Ham.
Additionally, I'm troubled about what hidden sinful messages kids might get from these books. Look at some of the titles--
"Hop On Pop" - Incest Sex Manual?
"Cat in the Hat" - Satan's favorite housepet wearing the hardhat from the Village People's construction worker?
"One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish" - Mocking the last supper?
"If I Ran the Circus" - Beastiality?
"Horton Hatches a Who" - Out of wedlock births?
Disgusting.
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While we're on the subject of that joo Dr. Sues, there is another of his communistic "children's stories" that needs to be eliminated from all libraries. Its called "The Lorax", and it is the purest expression of anti-capitalist propoganda since Karl Marx published Das Kapital. It vilifies the Godly timber industry, which is just another way for vegans and jews to try and prevent the mass printing of Holy KJV1611 Bibles.
As just one example of how vile books like this influence children and help to propagate the spread of hippie-ism and sodomy, there is a "student cooperative" in Godless Eugene, Oregon (California's Canada), named "Lorax Manner". Notice the deliberate misspelling of the word "manor"? That's marxism for you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! -
03-24-2007, 01:41 PM
I have an idea. Instead of burning these books, how about we burn the authors? We can set up a publisher, and scan the submissions. We can then set up meetings with these people, saying we'd like to discuss their book. After that, if Jesus chooses to save them, the fire will go out.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! -
03-24-2007, 04:38 PM
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I have an idea. Instead of burning these books, how about we burn the authors? We can set up a publisher, and scan the submissions. We can then set up meetings with these people, saying we'd like to discuss their book. After that, if Jesus chooses to save them, the fire will go out.
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I have a better idea, stop being so hateful against everyone.
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Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! -
03-24-2007, 04:47 PM
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I have a better idea, stop being so hateful against everyone.
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That's rich, in another thread you justified the killing of Jesus; you implied He deserved it. Now you want Him to be nice to you? Are you on drugs friend?
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03-24-2007, 06:54 PM
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That's rich, in another thread you justified the killing of Jesus; you implied He deserved it. Now you want Him to be nice to you? Are you on drugs friend?
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The people you want to burn are innocent people, they don't preach lies, they just write books for a living.
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Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! -
03-24-2007, 07:13 PM
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The people you want to burn are innocent people, they don't preach lies, they just write books for a living.
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Anything in disaccord with God's word is a lie.
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03-24-2007, 07:31 PM
Are you serious? Do you actually believe that nonsense?
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The same way you believe secular drivel, except that the Bible's word is true. I think the Pastors would be able cite some verses predicting people like you coming and calling the Truth nonsense (I myself do not yet have a profound enough knowledge of the Bible).
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