Focus on Family - Christian Parenting A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more! |
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 30
Join Date: Sep 2006
|
|
The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-13-2007, 05:42 PM
A show called Moral Orel, if anyone has seen it here I am sure they will whole heartedly agree that it backs up all things stated by the Glorious Church of Landover.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 67
Join Date: Jul 2007
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-13-2007, 05:55 PM
That show is not really that godly.
|
|
Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-13-2007, 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sephy26946
That show is not really that godly.
|
You are only partly correct.
Whilst the show may be a bit Liberal in It's storyline it puts across a few good points.
For instance, how about some "Lost Commandments?"
I have to say of course that our Holy Bible contains no omission, the following would be good for Sinners like you to abide by:
Quote:
11 | Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy.
12 | Thou shalt only have sex face-to-face, man on top.
13 | Thou shalt not bastardize the American language.
14 | Thou shalt always clean thy plate and not waste anything,
whether thy stomach is full or not.
18 | Thou shalt be loyal to all thy friends at the same time.
19 | Thou shall not masturbate.
21 | Get it right!
29 | Everything's fine!
(no number) |God works in mysterious ways.
(no number) |Spare the rod and spoil the child.
|
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-14-2007, 12:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vegetto991
A show called Moral Orel, if anyone has seen it here I am sure they will whole heartedly agree that it backs up all things stated by the Glorious Church of Landover.
|
The most Godly cartoonist is Brother Chick. His work on behalf of Jesus is timeless and classic.
THIS one is my favorite!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 30
Join Date: Sep 2006
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-14-2007, 04:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The most Godly cartoonist is Brother Chick. His work on behalf of Jesus is timeless and classic.
THIS one is my favorite!
|
How could I forget Brother Chick and his Godly Tracts, my personal favorite I believe is called Sin Town.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 67
Join Date: Jul 2007
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-14-2007, 04:47 AM
Inuyasha is fairly godly. Its about a reformed demon destroying evil.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-14-2007, 04:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sephy26946
Inuyasha is fairly godly. Its about a reformed demon destroying evil.
|
child, you are no judge of what might be Godly or not. You don't know Jesus and you don't even own a Bible.
Chink cartoons are satanic by definition.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 67
Join Date: Jul 2007
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-14-2007, 04:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
child, you are no judge of what might be Godly or not. You don't know Jesus and you don't even own a Bible.
Chink cartoons are satanic by definition.
|
Jesus is the reason I breathe. And I don't think he tolerates hatred of his people, regardless of race. He and I shall enjoy an episode of Inuyasha and steaks, while you burn below.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-14-2007, 04:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sephy26946
Jesus is the reason I breathe. And I don't think he tolerates hatred of his people, regardless of race.
|
You're quite correct. Jesus doesn't tolerate hatred of HIS people. you unfortunately are not to be counted amoung them.
In fact, Jesis is not big on toleration at all. If you read a Bible you'd know that, little boy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 67
Join Date: Jul 2007
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-14-2007, 05:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You're quite correct. Jesus doesn't tolerate hatred of HIS people. you unfortunately are not to be counted amoung them.
In fact, Jesis is not big on toleration at all. If you read a Bible you'd know that, little boy.
|
Oh but I am among them.
I respect you as a man of the lord, please respect me as a teenager of the lord.
|
|
Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,010
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: St. Thomas Aquinas Catholic Church, Waterford, WI
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-16-2007, 03:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Jack Chick cartoons are satanic by definition.
|
Oh my-The Holy Spirit has empowered me to put the truth in your mouth!
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-16-2007, 04:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
Oh my-The Holy Spirit has empowered me to renounce the roman catlicker false church as the whore of babylon!
|
Praise Jesus we can all play that childish game. Have you seen THIS tract from Brother Chick? It's designed for you, papist dog.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 1,010
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: St. Thomas Aquinas Catholic Church, Waterford, WI
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-16-2007, 04:40 AM
That is wrongly misinterpreted...It is the Devil who is influencing Mr. Chick.
Since you like name calling, I got one for you, you Real Presence-denying, Blessed Mother-disowning, Holy Father-bashing, bonfire-fodder heretic!
Don't name-call me, I can name-call just as bad!
ACTS 5:29
Quote:
But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
|
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
|
|
Unsaved trash
|
|
Posts: 28
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Reading my many books
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-16-2007, 05:38 AM
apparently even the very leaders of religion cant agree on what it actually means "whoa is what this i see but bickering amoung the self proclaimed holy"
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-16-2007, 05:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A PERFECT CIRCLE
apparently even the very leaders of religion cant agree on what it actually means "whoa is what this i see but bickering amoung the self proclaimed holy"
|
The mary worshiping scum you see arguing in here is not a Christian, so pay him no mind unless you are 9 years old and want to be anally raped.
It is customary to make a post in the "introductions" thread so that we might welcome you properly, friend.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-16-2007, 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
That is wrongly misinterpreted...It is the Devil who is influencing Mr. Chick.
|
What would be the correct way to misinterpret it? I can understand you wanting to pay tribute to Our Glorious Leader, but I'm not quite sure that imitating his sentence structures is the right way to go about it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by A PERFECT CIRCLE
apparently even the very leaders of religion cant agree on what it actually means "whoa is what this i see but bickering amoung the self proclaimed holy"
|
OMG!!!! Religious people? Disagreeing about something? This is unprecedented! What a very clever little girl you must be, to be the first person ever to discover such an obscure phenonmenon!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
Seeking the Lord
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 84
Join Date: May 2007
|
|
Re: The Only Godly Cartoon left on Earth -
07-16-2007, 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
OMG!!!! Religious people? Disagreeing about something? This is unprecedented! What a very clever little girl you must be, to be the first person ever to discover such an obscure phenonmenon!
|
Oh, how I love your hint of "she's not very smart", Brother Temperance. It fits in quite nicely.
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|