[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Maine governor says talks failed with Ebola nurse, vows to use ‘full extent’ of his authority

There’s this mad woman riding round on a bike infecting everyone with e-bola. The governor of Maine, Paul LePage (Rep.), has vowed to exercise the "full extent" of his authority to quarantine a nurse who treated Ebola patients in Africa and has placed himself in isolation in order not to be disturbed during this crisis and issued orders to “Get on with it” to the more expendable members of his staff.

Paul LePage (Rep.) said negotiations over the terms of her isolation had broken down when she threatened to sweat on him. Kaci Hickox returned last week from Sierra Leone where she had been licking treating e-bola plague patients.

Meanwhile, not content with coughing on her neighbors and spitting in food, has now gotten herself a bike to get up close and personal to the inhabitants of near-by towns. Mark my words, it will be a short time before this demon gets an open-topped car and visits the sick children at the local hospital.

Typhoid Mary doesn’t cut it any more. In a move designed to chill the heart of the most loyal citizen, she’s demanding ‘special rights’ that seem to trump my and your right to life.

Make no mistakes: one person with e-bola can infect 596 people an hour: within a week, we’ll all be defecting our bowels into the bedsheets and those that aren’t dead after that will come out of their fevered ravings to find the country taken over by another country or something like that.

Why is there no law to stop this woman and her delusional behavior? Is this part of O’bama’s plan – I don’t recall hearing that any Muslims have gotten e-bola!

What are we doing people? Walking blindly to a plague of Biblical proportions? This woman needs pushing into an isolation cage with 12 foot electric cattle prods.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not bothered about True Christians – they don’t get plagues – I am considering the hard-working businessman whose work-force will be decimated (or worse) and thus there will be a big hit to our profits.

[Cranky Old Man]

I am not entirely convinced yet that this Ebola actually exists. Ebola not being in the Bible being a very strong indicator here. If you look at how much the US has spent on this and how little China (which has way more people that the US) has spent on it there can be only one conclusion: WE ARE GETTING ROBBED! All this Ebola is just one big hoax designed to steal our tax dollars. Not all that different from the moon landing hoax, the global warming hoax and the utter horror of the Eurovision song festival. I say we ignore this Ebola thing, Jesus will protect us anyway.

The billions that have been spend on this:

[Poetic person]

And let me ask you this. How many people have actually died from it in the United States?
Only one! You are more likely to fall and die.(602 times more likely).

[Poetic person]

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[Zechariah Smyth]

And how many white True Christians™ have died of ebola?

NONE.

Now, how about hopping over to the Introduction Forum and telling us all about your walk with Jesus...we want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Poetic person

I'm sorry, I'm new at this. Here is the picture I wanted to show.
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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

[Preacher.be]

Ebola is here because they're many sinner in this world so they should be punished...

I'm sure that my family will be safe from the plague

2 Chronicles 21:14 Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods: