[WilliamJenningsBryan]

The cathylicks are always good for a few laughs (and provide opportunities for feeble attempts at alliteration). This time the subject is one of their magic wafers that was accidentally dropped on the ground and came to acquire a "spot" on it that they now think is the "heart tissue" of Jesus. Now from reading the Bible (KJV1611) we know that Jesus provided many things for us to eat, from manna in the Old Testament, to loaves and fishes, and Jesus was also known to make a little wine. If Jesus wanted us all to eat his "heart tissue" it would come packed in those little cans like tuna, or the Campbell's soup company would be marketing "Heart of Jesus" condensed soup. Even the insufferable French papists would be inclined to offer up a little "Heart of Jesus" Pâté for cathylicks with a refined palate.

More likely the "wafer" acquired a little mold from falling on the floor and might now serve as a good sour dough bread starter kit.

Maybe that reprobate papist Father Mo who is constantly hanging around Freehold trolling for converts would like to offer an explanation – perhaps from his high ranking contacts at the Vatican.

Roman Catholics in Poland Claim Spot on Communion Wafer is Part of Jesus’ Heart
Posted on October 4, 2011 at 8:25am by Billy Hallowell Billy Hallowell

WARSAW, Poland (AP) — Roman Catholics in Poland gathered Sunday for a special Mass celebrating what they see as a miracle: the appearance on a communion wafer of a dark spot that they are convinced is part of the heart of Jesus.

The communion wafer in question developed a brown spot in 2008 after falling on the floor during a Mass in the eastern Polish town of Sokolka. Two medical doctors determined that the spot was heart muscle tissue, church officials have said.

Bialystok Archbishop Edward Ozorowski said during the Mass that in history, the “substance of Christ’s body or blood has become available to the human senses, and this also happened in Sokolka.”

“For God, nothing is impossible,” Ozorowski said.

The dark-spotted wafer was carried aloft in a reliquary by a golden-robed priest in a procession and was put on display in the town’s church of St. Anthony as about 1,000 faithful looked on, according to a report and footage carried by the TV station TVN.

Catholics believe that the bread and wine that priests use during the sacrament of communion – or the Eucharist – are changed into the body and blood of Jesus Christ.

The wafer was dropped by a priest celebrating communion in 2008. In accordance with church practice, the priest placed the wafer in water to dissolve it. Several days later a nun found that the wafer had not dissolved completely, and found a red mark on it.

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http://www.theblaze.com/stories/roma...f-jesus-heart/

[Redeemed Papist]

The crazy superstitious nonsense some false religions believe is quite laughable. I'm surprised they didn't dip it in the tears of some crying statue. Perhaps they could wrap it in their fake shroud of Turin!

It's as sure as the Great Flood that Catholics are bead jiggling pagans masquerading as Christians to drag us into the fire unsuspecting.

Matthew 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

I'm sure the incense swingers will have made up something else by next week to drag us away from the true word of God that tells us about real wonders. I mean what's some dirty bread dropped on the floor and contaminated with some burger meat dropped from the apron of one of their unwashed peasants to the true wonder of the works of the Lord!

Exodus 7:12 For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.

Now THAT's what I call a true miracle from God I can believe in!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Its probably some dead bug for the factory in China where they make these Death Cookies.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Now imagine for a moment you are a New York sophisticate, have a few cousins who live in the sticks (Iowa for instance) who aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer (Landrover Baptwits for example) but given blood-lines are nonetheless relatives you have to visit every few years because they send you lots of corn-fed beef and pictures of over-weight kids with few teeth... sound familiar?

Sure it does.

In the great family of Catholicism we have such cousins and we call them Polish.

They mean well, drink too much swill and can on occasion get carried away after decades of brain damage from said swill.


With me so far?


Here in Rome we appreciate the good soldier nature of our Polish cousins who usually are invaded by Germany every fifty years or so and generally provide the Church with many babies, Priests and even the odd Pope... and yes... JP2 was a bit of an oddball but who are we to question God in choosing him as his Vicar on earth?

I might point out that our present Pontiff, A German as it turns out, has not in endorsed this idea the linked 'article' refers to and is not very pleased with the Poles insofar as this matter but like the good and wise leader he is has left them to their well-meaning if somewhat misguided musings on this subject.

With a congregation of some one billion (that's about one billion more than your little cult) there are going to be a few cousins from away who are a little rough around the edges but mean well and do send you nice things like any good Christian would and who are we in Rome to publicly ridicule the good at heart but not so good at much else?


Bless you, my wishful wanion,
Father Mo

[Redeemed Papist]

So did that drivel above mean that even the bead jigglers think this kind of grasping for miracles all the time to shore up shaky made up dogma is far fetched and there to recruit the credulous from reality?

The reality, of course, of the actual Bible where they don't skip bits that are uncomfortable and tell you not to do most of the stuff the fondlers of the Pope's balls do all the time.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

With a congregation of some one billion (that's about one billion more than your little cult)

Thanks for admitting that Romanism is not the way to Heaven:

Matt. 7:13-14: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Jesus' blood? Not likely: probably rectal bleeding from some poor altar boy.



It's amazing that a cult centered in Rome skips over some of the most beautiful passages in Paul's Epistle to the Romans:

(Romans 1:27) " And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Polacks just make me furious.

[Brother Temperance]

As it happens, I was actually travelling through Sokolka back in 2008 as part of the Polack-Rebuke-A-Thon '08. I remember I was caught short, so I had to duck into the nearest public building I could find in order to use the toilet. Friends, the toilets they have in that benighted country are just awful. Not only could I not find anything to flush properly with, but I swear there was a man sitting in the next stall just listening to me. What a weirdo. I had to search all over the place before I could find anything to wipe myself with, and Polish toilet paper is seriously nasty - it's really hard, and it just comes in these tiny round sheets. I won't be visiting Sokolka again any time soon, I can tell you that much.

[Redeemed Papist]

That Pope whatsisname that got shot was Polish, wasn't he. Says it all, really...