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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-11-2007, 03:31 PM
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(Sigh) always the permisive liberal, aren't we? Well onanism leads to homerism since it is a same sex act. That's why we TRUE Christians keep our hands off our junk.
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So even you can't stand to be alone with you, eh? Pity.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-11-2007, 07:30 PM
I thought you fags gentlmen could do "M"ing if you were doing it looking at Jesus... now if you ask me that leads to homosexuality.
Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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Reason: Improper use of a badword.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-11-2007, 07:34 PM
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I thought you fags gentlmen could "M" if you were doing it looking at Jesus... now if you ask me that leads to homosexuality.
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If I recall correctly, it's not as bad only if they THINK about Jesus while they do it. Shouting "OH GOD!" at climax apparently doesn't count.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-11-2007, 08:01 PM
I would ask you Heathens not to use the "M" word in our Godly Forum.
Jesus weeps.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-11-2007, 08:43 PM
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I would ask you Heathens not to use the "M" word in our Godly Forum.
Jesus weeps.
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There are lots of M words. Which ones make Jesus weep?
Mustard? Mainsail? Mortuary? Mahi-mahi? Mental? Merrily? Manipulate?Majorette? Mewling? Masticate? Massachusetts? Mandible? Mandatory? Maxilla? Magnesium? Motility? Montreal? Mamma mia? Miasma? Malachite? Manatee?Motorcycle? Mah-jong? Musical? Murderous? Maine? Mutiny?Mangled? Magma? Montessori? Meridian? Median? Merciful? Modular? Menarche? Metric? Monkeyshines? Mozzarella? Mutilate? Muttonchops?Municipality? Mincemeat? Malicious? Mutual? Milliner? Muzzle?Meditation? Mutation? Muenster? Millipede? Mitochondria? Muumuu?Medallion? Magnanimous? Multiple? Montana? Memory? Menagerie? Melodrama? Midol? Mammogram? Mongoose? Mulberry Mongolian? Madrigal? Monogamous? Menstruation? Magnificent? Medicine? Mahogany? Maniacal? Mesmerize? Morphology? Marrow? Madagascar? Melodious? Monopoly? Mosquito? Muffin? Moisture? Mucous membrane? Magnetic? Malnutrition? Misanthrope? Monozygotic? Mnemonic? Malaria? Microscopic? Monolithic? Mannikin? Mellifluous? Mackerel? Macrame? Maelstrom? Maidenhead? Muscadine? Mandrake? Melanoma? Multiplication?
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-11-2007, 08:55 PM
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If I recall correctly, it's not as bad only if they THINK about Jesus while they do it. Shouting "OH GOD!" at climax apparently doesn't count.
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And I'll thank you not to use the word "climax" on GOD'S Favorite Forum.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-11-2007, 08:57 PM
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And I'll thank you not to use the word "climax" on GOD'S Favorite Forum.
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Would you prefer "denouement?"
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-11-2007, 09:10 PM
Just so you know, Bobby-Joe... I won't be fapping, or "M-ing" as you TC call it, to that picture anytime soon.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-11-2007, 10:09 PM
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Would you prefer "denouement?"
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Since when do good Americans use French words???
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-11-2007, 10:10 PM
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Just so you know, Bobby-Joe... I won't be fapping, or "M-ing" as you TC call it, to that picture anytime soon.
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Well there maybe hope for you yet then.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 12:17 AM
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And I'll thank you not to use the word "climax" on GOD'S Favorite Forum.
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I'd never expect someone as comely as you to let mere words effect you.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 12:21 AM
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I'd never expect someone as comely as you to let mere words effect you.
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Watch your mouth around my girl, goatboy.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 01:09 AM
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Watch your mouth around my girl, goatboy.
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So why haven't you married her and started makng little soldiers for Jesus? Neither of you is getting any younger.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 02:11 AM
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So why haven't you married her and started makng little soldiers for Jesus? Neither of you is getting any younger.
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I suspect he is an infrasexual who no doubt appears as a vampire in the astral plane.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 02:17 AM
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Watch your mouth around my girl, goatboy.
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Under her name it says, "Caring, affectionate, and comely Sister"
I bet she is comely indeed. She sure looks it.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 02:18 AM
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I suspect he is an infrasexual who no doubt appears as a vampire in the astral plane.
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Forgive my ignorance, but what the heck are you talking about?
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 02:49 AM
As usual, the heathens are trying their best to take over GOD's forum. These selfish and Godless folks are preventing my son from performing his Godly duty of raising young warriors for HIS army.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 03:26 AM
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Forgive my ignorance, but what the heck are you talking about?
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Infrasexuals are...
People who hate sex (nuns, priests, monk, etc.)
Homosexuals, dominatrices, those who engage in bestiality
The promiscuous, the pedophiles, to name a few.
Anyone whose sexual energies are corrupted and twisted
I suspect "pastor" Zeke is a homosexual. Who else would refuse to marry such a comely woman but a homosexual sodomite butt pillaging fudge farmer without any gag reflex? Homosexuals appear as vampires in the astral plane, where consciously asleep people dream at night. Because their energies are imbalanced and corrupted they seek energy from normal people because they hate the cross which is the union of the phallus and the vagina. They do not transmute. That requires a man and a woman.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 03:29 AM
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As usual, the heathens are trying their best to take over GOD's forum. These selfish and Godless folks are preventing my son from performing his Godly duty of raising young warriors for HIS army.
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A female SENIOR PASTOR? A female pastor at LANDOVER BAPTIST?!?!?! Oh, my... you outrank many of the men.
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Re: My Son Needs a Good Christian Woman (to keep him out of troub -
06-12-2007, 08:26 AM
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A female SENIOR PASTOR? A female pastor at LANDOVER BAPTIST?!?!?! Oh, my... you outrank many of the men.
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It is an honary title for all the work she has done for the church.
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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