Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Satan's Entertainment
Reload this Page Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!
Satan's Entertainment Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#41)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 12-13-2017, 06:02 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zonic405 View Post
You could call twenty one pilots a semi-christian band
Not if one had any integrity, or knowledge of the Holy Bible. Is this band your source for the Christian faith? Have you read the Word of God? Are you familiar with Jesus' plan for your life?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#42)
Old
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
South of the Border outreach program
True Christian™
 

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke TC Bravery 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love Mower Roper Crossburn Guns, Guts and GLORY! Mission to Korea True Christian Lady Ex-eurotrash Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Crown of Incorruptibility BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Glory GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Saved from Communism

 
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 12-13-2017, 06:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zonic405 View Post
okay, well. The truth is I am becoming christian. And twenty one pilots are the ones who made me that way. Tyler joseph's songs included just like yesterday (About the rapture) Save (About confessing to jesus and asking to be saved) Drown (About being washed of his sins) And many more! You could call twenty one pilots a semi-christian band
I'm afraid, dear, that being a semi-Christian is kinda like being semi-virgin.

You either follow all law as ordered by Jesus:

James 2: For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Or you don't. Hence, you either go to Heaven or to Hell. No middle ground, there.
Reply With Quote
(#43)
Old
Ian M. Ian M. is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 2
Join Date: Apr 2018
Ian M. is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 04-27-2018, 03:06 PM

I appreciate that you study these things. But I must say you definitely did not study Twenty øne piløts enough. They were raised in Christian homes. Josh Dun was raised with no video games, or rock music. Tyler was homeschooled. I notice you keep talking about there lyrics. You completely skipped over songs like “Goner”, “Before You Start Your Day”, “A Car, a Torch, a Death”, “Addict with a Pen”, “March to the Sea”, “The Judge” and more, that are about God and Christianity. Even Heavydirtysoul, the main lyric of the song is “Can you save my heavydirtysoul?” He’s asking for salvation because he’s a sinner with a hard heart. Not hard to figure out. Other lyrics include: “I began to understand why God died.” And “I want to know you. I want to see. I want to say hello” And many many more. Tyler Joseph also has a tattoo that translates to John 16:33 on his arm. By the way, Tyler Joseph has also preformed other recent songs outside of TØP. Like “Lord of Glory”. https://youtu.be/oqv0HijLmmo And more. There is so much more I could tell you about their Christian faith. But I just thought I’d leave you with some food for thought. Because it seems like you no nothing about the members of the band. Listen to the song and the link and tell me again that they worship Satan. They worship Jesus Christ. God bless!
Reply With Quote
(#44)
Old
Elmer G. White's Avatar
Elmer G. White Elmer G. White is offline
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
Victim of atheist scientific persecution
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Friend of Jesus Christian Love True Christian™ Touched by Jesus Persecuted Honorary Ex-Eskimo Ex-Scandinavian Ex-eurotrash True Scientist™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Doctor Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth Prayer Warrior Ex-Masturbator Tell her once True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Porn Resistant The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts 2014 Witch Hunt Award Mower Mission to Korea Uber Angels Driver Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Mission to Messico Saved 1 Year Platinum Tither Eats the Most Pork True Heterosexual™ 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory BFF of Jesus Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Alternative Facts True Christian Nerd GLORY Saved 5 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Get Behind Me Doctor - NO TEAM FORTRESS! Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor

 
Posts: 10,328
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Rebuke Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 04-27-2018, 03:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian M. View Post
...Tyler Joseph also has a tattoo that translates to John 16:33 on his arm...
Mr. Ian,

A person that is totally unknown to me has a tattoo. That is enough because it means that that person is not of God.

Leviticus 19:28
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I [am] the LORD.

Your interest in this "thing" (is it a game or a band or whatever, a True Christian(tm) has deemed it harmful and that is all I need to know) is also a distraction. You should concentrate on Jesus and only on Jesus and Prayer.

Luke 10:41-42
And Jesus answered and said unto her, Martha, Martha, thou art careful and troubled about many things: But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her.

One thing is needful. One only. Jesus. Only by realizing that and doing what God tells us to do (Fear and Obey: Ecclesiastes 12:13) can one star to call oneself a Christian.


Your in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
Reply With Quote
(#45)
Old
Ian M. Ian M. is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 2
Join Date: Apr 2018
Ian M. is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 04-27-2018, 03:13 PM

Josh Dun on intercession:

(midget porn video removed)
Reply With Quote
(#46)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 04-27-2018, 04:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian M. View Post
Josh Dun on intercession: WHO CARES deleted
Great job completely ignoring Mr. White's concerns there, champ. You're rude.


Reply With Quote
(#47)
Old
Diesel Stanford Diesel Stanford is offline
Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
 

How dumb can you get? Retard Posting Full of it Commmmmunnissss Democrat

 
Posts: 267
Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
Diesel Stanford has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Diesel Stanford has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Diesel Stanford has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Diesel Stanford has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Diesel Stanford has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Diesel Stanford has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Prayer Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 05-06-2018, 12:31 AM

Damn, they are truly heathens and definitely the most horrible band on earth since Linkin Park. Even my 15-year-old daughter agrees they sound sickening. Even my niece's hamster sings better. Why on earth did they name themselves like that anyways? They are neither pilots nor 21 members. I mean, band names must at least make sense.
Genesis 6:5 - And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

Numbers 16:26 - And he spake unto the congregation, saying, Depart, I pray you, from the tents of these wicked men, and touch nothing of their's, lest ye be consumed in all their sins.

Psalm 5:4 - For thou art not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness: neither shall evil dwell with thee.

Ecclesiastes 3:16 - And moreover I saw under the sun the place of judgment, that wickedness was there; and the place of righteousness, that iniquity was there.

Isaiah 3:11 - Woe unto the wicked! it shall be ill with him: for the reward of his hands shall be given him.

Zechariah 5:8 - And he said, This is wickedness. And he cast it into the midst of the ephah; and he cast the weight of lead upon the mouth thereof.

Revelation 9:21 - Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.
Reply With Quote
(#48)
Old
z-@chlorinecheetah z-@chlorinecheetah is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Oct 2018
z-@chlorinecheetah is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Skull Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 10-13-2018, 07:17 PM

ok.so first things first, what. like, what. none of this actually makes sense.
if you'd actually listen to their songs and give them a chance, you'd realise that half of his music is about his faith and holding onto it, despite his depression, suicidal thoughts, anxiety etc.
and you obviously dont know that the music that the boys produce help people. they've stopped me from suicide many times, and others too. people live for them, and they live for us in return.
so if y'all would honestly shut your asses up.
thirdly, there is literally no proof to your backing up of them being 'rapists' h
fourth, the song 'heathens' was written for a marvel film, ''suicide squad''. yet again meaning your theory proves nothing.
half of tyler's basement music is him pleading to god for his help, for him to be saved.
like, i have to laugh. none of this makes sense.
please do your research!
josh was goddamn raised in a christian home without music or video games!
you're lucky that they piffleing exist! if they didnt, you dont even KNOW how many of your 'christian children' would be dead!
do your research. i beg. piffles sake.
[oh, and if you think their fanbase are satanists, k]
know this: you can start over, each morning. - tyler joseph
-
by z, your local nonbinary
Reply With Quote
(#49)
Old
Joanna Lytton-Vasey's Avatar
Joanna Lytton-Vasey Joanna Lytton-Vasey is offline
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
 

Christian Love Heaven Bound Most Obedient True Christian Lady True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Kirk Cameron Fan Club Touched by Jesus Quiverful Cleanest Kitchen Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls One Year/1000 posts The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Grammar Nazi Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Mission to Messico Hands Off Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award In Love With Zeke Pro-Life Ex-eurotrash Persecuted Stamp of Approval Mower Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Crown of Incorruptibility God's chosen ones Anti-Biden True Christian Beauty Midget porn survivor Crown of Rejoicing

 
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 10-13-2018, 08:20 PM

Hello, my little unary friend. Less of the profanity, if you please.


Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
Reply With Quote
(#50)
Old
MitzaLizalor's Avatar
MitzaLizalor MitzaLizalor is offline
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Christian Love Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady Pro-Life True Scientist™ True Christian™ True Christian Artist True Christian Beauty Most Obedient Batman Shooting Survivor Kangi Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Early riser Nuts for JESUS! Touched by Jesus Color wheel Trumpette Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Stamp of Approval Tagging for Jesus In Love With Zeke BFF of Jesus God's chosen ones Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Grammar Nazi GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Aardvark

 
Posts: 14,663
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 10-18-2018, 01:20 PM

I can't quite make out,

Quote:
if they didnt [exist], you dont even KNOW how many of your 'christian children' would be dead!
why would the children be dead if the band didn't exist. Any thoughts?
Reply With Quote
(#51)
Old
Joanna Lytton-Vasey's Avatar
Joanna Lytton-Vasey Joanna Lytton-Vasey is offline
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
 

Christian Love Heaven Bound Most Obedient True Christian Lady True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Kirk Cameron Fan Club Touched by Jesus Quiverful Cleanest Kitchen Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls One Year/1000 posts The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Grammar Nazi Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Mission to Messico Hands Off Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award In Love With Zeke Pro-Life Ex-eurotrash Persecuted Stamp of Approval Mower Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Crown of Incorruptibility God's chosen ones Anti-Biden True Christian Beauty Midget porn survivor Crown of Rejoicing

 
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 10-18-2018, 02:37 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
I can't quite make out,

why would the children be dead if the band didn't exist. Any thoughts?
Well, as far as my children are concerned this band might as well not exist, because they had never heard of them. How do I know this? I asked them - well, I asked all the ones who are old enough to talk. And yet, mysteriously, they were not dead (or I wouldn't have been able to ask them).


They remain not dead, despite having almost certainly forgotten about them within 5 minutes of my asking the question. They have more interesting and important things to remember.


Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
Reply With Quote
(#52)
Old
MitzaLizalor's Avatar
MitzaLizalor MitzaLizalor is offline
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Christian Love Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady Pro-Life True Scientist™ True Christian™ True Christian Artist True Christian Beauty Most Obedient Batman Shooting Survivor Kangi Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Early riser Nuts for JESUS! Touched by Jesus Color wheel Trumpette Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Stamp of Approval Tagging for Jesus In Love With Zeke BFF of Jesus God's chosen ones Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Grammar Nazi GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Aardvark

 
Posts: 14,663
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 10-19-2018, 04:53 AM

As you know, I'm not a judgemental person and always try to see the other's point of view. After all when a heathen myself I asked dumb questions and was reluctant to see the answers right there all the time. Well.. probably not reluctant so much as prevented from. It was my preconceptions preventing me. As I grew up I stopped asking those sorts of questions and just got on with being a heathen.

I may have nearly died on several occasions (more than I'm aware of probably) due to being an idiot. Satan was behind that I now understand because he wants everyone to die before they hear The Truth. So I thought I've only heard one Pilots. song maybe I'm being hasty?. and decided to give them a second chance.
What a nowhere of a joint it looked! Infantile morons riding toy tricycles right in the middle of the road pretending to rap and then he meets some tattooed imbecile and they start playing handies, of all things, honestly it was worse than that All my friends are heathens.. garbage I switched off after 5 words the first time I heard of this disgraceful pop group!

I lasted 54 seconds on this one. Did he really say
I wish I found some chords in an order that is new
I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang
so checked the lyrics. Yes, he did. There's nothing in there to rhyme with either new or sang. Some of the words do rhyme and then he discovers the -it syllable
I’d make a candle out of it if I ever found it
Try to sell it, never sell out of it, I’d probably only sell one
but I didn't get that far having switched off at the handies. I stopped riding trikes when I was about 3.

You see, NONE of my friends are heathens. Christians do not have heathen friends. I am NOT stressed out. Christians have Jesus. Everything these emo clowns sing about are things no Christian ever experiences. The Bible is very plain speaking on such topics. Sure, as heathen libertines we may have experienced angst and orgiastic excitements; that's how we know songs from such as The Pilots describe dissipated lives leading to perdition, as far away from Christ as you can get.


JESUS BREAKS DOWN THAT WALL OF SEPARATION
Ephesians 2:13-14 But now in Christ Jesus ye who sometimes were far off are made nigh by the blood of Christ. For he is our peace, who hath made both one, and hath broken down the middle wall of partition between us.

CHRISTIANS MUST NOT BE STIFLED BY ASSOCIATING WITH HEATHENS
II Corinthians 6:12b-15 Ye are straitened in your own bowels. Now for a recompence in the same..be ye also enlarged. Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?


Transition from darkness into the light of Christ is so overwhelming an experience, the most momentous event in the entire universe ever, that former appetites such as wolfing down toadstools or flouncing around on dancefloors for days on end (with occasional interludes) become trivial and insignificant by comparison. Satan directs those activities so that we will remain outside Christ's Love and never reach Heaven.


GOD SENT HEATHENS THE GOSPEL FOR A REASON
Acts 26:18 To open their eyes, and to turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan unto God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins, and inheritance among them which are sanctified by faith that is in me.

SATAN CHALLENGES KNOWLEDGE OF GOD
I Corinthians 15:33-34b Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners. Awake to righteousness, and sin not; for some have not the knowledge of God


When we see troubled lives in the world today we know those lives lack any comprehension of The Gospel, the best news ever. No wonder they obsess over pop lyrics and feel misunderstood. These are empty lives but there is an answer. The answer is Jesus.

The Pilots write songs about a heathen experience forever left behind by Christians. There is a greater thrill than body modification and riding tricycles. That thrill is Jesus.



REAL JOY IS EXPRESSED LIKE THIS

Reply With Quote
(#53)
Old
Xanax Xanax is offline
Total Trash
Confirmed Retard
 

Fluffy bunny Cherry-picker Cancer on Society Uppity Woman/Enabler Bleeding heart liebral

 
Posts: 121
Join Date: Oct 2018
Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 11-07-2018, 07:59 PM

Twenty one pilots are Christians. Their music is geared towards people who are struggling with mental illnesses such as anxiety, depression etc. I think that their work is good and their are providing people with clean music unlike all the other artists out there today.
Reply With Quote
(#54)
Old
Brother Gonzalez's Avatar
Brother Gonzalez Brother Gonzalez is offline
Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
True Christian™
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Christian Love Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture Trump of GOD Hands Off Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Mission to Messico Flat Earth True Christian™ Guns, Guts and GLORY! Donald Trump 2016! Babysitter Outreach preacher Touched by Jesus Ex-Mary Worshipper 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Hatchet Child Rearing Award Alternative Facts Kirk Cameron Fan Club Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Righteousness Mower Crown of Life Probing for Jesus The Gonz GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Polling for Christ Midget porn survivor

 
Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Gonzalez will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 11-07-2018, 08:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xanax View Post
Twenty one pilots are Christians. Their music is geared towards people who are struggling with mental illnesses such as anxiety, depression etc. I think that their work is good and their are providing people with clean music unlike all the other artists out there today.
Anxiety and depression are made up illness designed for hipsters to skip working days.
Man up and go to work, Kyle.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
Reply With Quote
(#55)
Old
James Hutchins's Avatar
James Hutchins James Hutchins is offline
True Christian™
Just a Regular Nice Guy
 

True Christian™ Silver Tither Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Provider™ award Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator TC Bravery Gunfest '09 Ready for the Rapture Punched the most queers Jailed for JESUS True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound Teabag Patriot Mission to Australia One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life ex-sheep-shagger Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Hotrodder Saved 1 Year Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award 20,000 posts Long service medal, 3rd class Home Schooled Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Early riser Kirk Cameron Fan Club Trump of GOD Mission to Korea Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Incorruptibility Alternative Facts Mower Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Crown of Righteousness Crown of Life Crown of Rejoicing BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus In Love With Zeke True Christian™ Cowboy GLORY Saved 5 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 11-07-2018, 08:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xanax View Post
Twenty one pilots are Christians. Their music is geared towards people who are struggling with mental illnesses such as anxiety, depression etc. I think that their work is good and their are providing people with clean music unlike all the other artists out there today.
Have you found they have been of help to you?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Reply With Quote
(#56)
Old
Xanax Xanax is offline
Total Trash
Confirmed Retard
 

Fluffy bunny Cherry-picker Cancer on Society Uppity Woman/Enabler Bleeding heart liebral

 
Posts: 121
Join Date: Oct 2018
Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 11-08-2018, 04:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins View Post
Have you found they have been of help to you?
Yes, some of their songs have definitely helped me in life. I may not have been struggling with mental illnesses, but they have encouraged me at times.
Reply With Quote
(#57)
Old
MitzaLizalor's Avatar
MitzaLizalor MitzaLizalor is offline
Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Christian Love Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady Pro-Life True Scientist™ True Christian™ True Christian Artist True Christian Beauty Most Obedient Batman Shooting Survivor Kangi Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Early riser Nuts for JESUS! Touched by Jesus Color wheel Trumpette Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Stamp of Approval Tagging for Jesus In Love With Zeke BFF of Jesus God's chosen ones Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Grammar Nazi GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Aardvark

 
Posts: 14,663
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!MitzaLizalor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 11-08-2018, 09:00 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xanax View Post
Yes, some of their songs have definitely helped me in life. I may not have been struggling with mental illnesses, but they have encouraged me at times.
Christians are encouraged by Jesus.
Reply With Quote
(#58)
Old
Xanax Xanax is offline
Total Trash
Confirmed Retard
 

Fluffy bunny Cherry-picker Cancer on Society Uppity Woman/Enabler Bleeding heart liebral

 
Posts: 121
Join Date: Oct 2018
Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 11-08-2018, 02:21 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
Christians are encouraged by Jesus.
I am confused about your point. God can use people to do His work.
Reply With Quote
(#59)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 11-08-2018, 06:06 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xanax View Post
I am confused about your point...
Add it to the long list.


If the Creator of the universe, all life, everything everywhere everywhen, is insufficient, yet a vapid, mediocre, platitude-spewing boyband "encourages" you, how is that evidence that Christ is really in you?


Reply With Quote
(#60)
Old
Xanax Xanax is offline
Total Trash
Confirmed Retard
 

Fluffy bunny Cherry-picker Cancer on Society Uppity Woman/Enabler Bleeding heart liebral

 
Posts: 121
Join Date: Oct 2018
Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Xanax is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 11-08-2018, 06:39 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
Add it to the long list.


If the Creator of the universe, all life, everything everywhere everywhen, is insufficient, yet a vapid, mediocre, platitude-spewing boyband "encourages" you, how is that evidence that Christ is really in you?
Do you not listen to music. Has it ever spoken to you? Why do you listen to your pastor then. Is God not enough? Your comment is nonsense. God uses people to do Hos work.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
air force, airway fornication, music. god hates

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved