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Default Re: I just want you all to know, - 04-10-2007, 08:13 PM

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Hey, "Father" Mo:

I thought that according to your pagan superstition, you were supposed to observe something called the "seal of the confessional." In other words, when one of your fellow priests confesses to you about his latest altar-boy adventures, you're not supposed to tell us about it here (not that we wanted to know anyway ).
Since he didn't mention names or specific details of the confession, I don't see where there's been a breach of confidentiality.
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Default Re: I just want you all to know, - 04-10-2007, 11:16 PM

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Since he didn't mention names or specific details of the confession, I don't see where there's been a breach of confidentiality.
Their own big book of papist nonsense (Canon 983, § 1) is considerably stricter than that.

(May Jesus forgive me for citing Romanist canon law, even to rebuke the unsaved.)


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Default Re: I just want you all to know, - 04-10-2007, 11:59 PM

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Marshall, you seem to be a military man, and you sign off with:



I was wondering. Does the "M" stand for your never-ending seed-spilling perversion or were you just too busy going off to kill some rag-heads that you didn't have time to write your name?

I hear that all people in the military spend 40-60% of their time engaged in self-pleasure. Is this true?

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Well let me think back to when I was actually killing Allahs scumbags to see if I can recall an instance where I saw a fellow man at arms disrupting Gods wishes with self pleasure...no. I can't say that I ever encountered any Marines doing anything like that as a matter of fact there were custom painted signs outside the Latrines to remind the men not to do just that very thing. The only thing being spilled was the blood of those who oppose Jesus Christ and the United States buddy, believe that.

Maybe you read an article on the Navy or the Air Force because Marines have no need for such things when there are more productive ways to "alleviate" stress in a warzone. A modicum of restraint on your behalf should be exercised when talking about Gods personal choice for killing true infidels worldwide. Sassiness...
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Default Re: I just want you all to know, - 04-11-2007, 02:54 PM

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I find that I get much more accomplished by taking matters into my own hands than waiting around for someone else to do it for me. And that definitely includes protecting my health.
Even if that "someone else" is Jesus? You elevate yourself above Christ?


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Default Re: I just want you all to know, - 04-11-2007, 04:05 PM

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Even if that "someone else" is Jesus? You elevate yourself above Christ?

I find that things get done much faster when I get off my knees and onto my feet.
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Default Re: I just want you all to know, - 04-11-2007, 06:14 PM

Mr. Marshall,

Well I am very glad that you don't torture poor animals when you are killing dark people. And you seem to be a strong warrior man so I'm sure you are not tainted and smelly from frequent mis-directed emissions.

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I find that I get much more accomplished by taking matters into my own hands
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Default Re: I just want you all to know, - 04-11-2007, 06:17 PM

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I find that things get done much faster when I get on my knees.
And now we see that he is not satisfied with his own self-flagilation but is servicing large numbers of queers, she-boys and drunken mexicans.

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Default Re: I just want you all to know, - 04-11-2007, 06:24 PM

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I find that things get done much faster when I get on my knees. And now we see that he is not satisfied with his own self-flagilation but is servicing large numbers of queers, she-boys and drunken mexicans.

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Changing my words and calling it a quote only makes you look weak.

And I'm a she.
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Default Re: I just want you all to know, - 04-11-2007, 06:52 PM

Oh well then its ok then!

Part of your duties, I understand. Welcome aboard!

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