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Default Colossal Squid: Satan's Navy in the War of Revelation? - 03-30-2007, 04:30 AM
Recently, fisherman in New Zealand landed a Colossal Squid, the first ever intact specimen, bringing the creature much attention from the Mainstream Media. The monster was 33 feet long and weighed in at 1,098 pounds.



Fellow Christians, I think we have something very serious to worry about, and here's why:
  • In Leviticus 11:10, God tells us that squid are an abomination, the same judgment he uses to condemn sodomy and other horrors.
  • These creatures are deadly. Their tentacles are equipped with both suckers and swiveling hooks, and they possess a powerful beak capable of biting through steel cable.
  • Indeed, their chief prey item, the Patagonian Toothfish, is itself larger than a post-Diluvian human. There are numerous reports of smaller squid attacking ships and eating people... what could a colossal one be capable of?
  • They grow fast, reaching maturity just a few years after hatching. Huge numbers of them could be bred in a very short time.
  • Scienticians tell us that squid are among the most intelligent invertebrates, and claim that they will "evolve" into creatures as smart as humans within a few million years. This is obviously a lie, but I wouldn't put it beyond Satan's abilities to infuse them with chimpanzee-like or at least negro-like intelligence.
  • They are burning with lust—the males possess tallywhackers up to eight feet long! And as you can see from the photo above, the mouth area bears a disgustingly close resemblance to the sin organs of the human female (based on diagrams I've seen in anatomy books).
  • Most disturbingly, the females are a good deal larger and more powerful than the males. Scienticians estimate that they can weigh up to a ton, almost as much as my Lexus IS 200. Only Satan would create an animal that so perversely mocks God's plan for the sexes.

Why are so many of these creatures, whose existence was unknown for nearly 6,000 years, suddenly turning up? Could Satan be planning to use them as his naval force in the upcoming battle of battles? I'd say it's a real possibility, and the only option is the immediate and utter extermination of the species, along with any other squid bigger than a thimble.

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Default Re: Colossal Squid: Satan's Navy in the War of Revelation? - 03-30-2007, 11:27 AM
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Why are so many of these creatures, whose existence was unknown for nearly 6,000 years, suddenly turning up? Could Satan be planning to use them as his naval force in the upcoming battle of battles? I'd say it's a real possibility, and the only option is the immediate and utter extermination of the species, along with any other squid bigger than a thimble.
I agree completely. Do we really want to face the horrific prospect of Hugo Chavez, Pope Benedict and Mahmoud Ahmadjinad rising out of the sea on the backs of giant squid to attack America, in some sort of horrific cross between 9/11, Pearl Harbour, and the Democratic National Convention?

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: Colossal Squid: Satan's Navy in the War of Revelation? - 03-30-2007, 03:03 PM
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Fellow Christians, I think we have something very serious to worry about, and here's why:
  • In Leviticus 11:10, God tells us that squid are an abomination, the same judgment he uses to condemn sodomy and other horrors.
  • These creatures are deadly. Their tentacles are equipped with both suckers and swiveling hooks, and they possess a powerful beak capable of biting through steel cable.
  • Indeed, their chief prey item, the Patagonian Toothfish, is itself larger than a post-Diluvian human. There are numerous reports of smaller squid attacking ships and eating people... what could a colossal one be capable of?
  • They grow fast, reaching maturity just a few years after hatching. Huge numbers of them could be bred in a very short time.
  • Scienticians tell us that squid are among the most intelligent invertebrates, and claim that they will "evolve" into creatures as smart as humans within a few million years. This is obviously a lie, but I wouldn't put it beyond Satan's abilities to infuse them with chimpanzee-like or at least negro-like intelligence.
  • They are burning with lust—the males possess tallywhackers up to eight feet long! And as you can see from the photo above, the mouth area bears a disgustingly close resemblance to the sin organs of the human female (based on diagrams I've seen in anatomy books).
  • Most disturbingly, the females are a good deal larger and more powerful than the males. Scienticians estimate that they can weigh up to a ton, almost as much as my Lexus IS 200. Only Satan would create an animal that so perversely mocks God's plan for the sexes.

Why are so many of these creatures, whose existence was unknown for nearly 6,000 years, suddenly turning up? Could Satan be planning to use them as his naval force in the upcoming battle of battles? I'd say it's a real possibility, and the only option is the immediate and utter extermination of the species, along with any other squid bigger than a thimble.
I think it is clear squids is the devil fish; since they are more than equipped to rape a human while swallowing then with a giant cooter. This would mean any person attacked would turned into a homer or a thespian the moment before they died thus eliminating any chance of repenting. Small wonder the Japanese are so fixated on the things.

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Default Re: Colossal Squid: Satan's Navy in the War of Revelation? - 03-30-2007, 04:56 PM
I'm not sure if we should panic just yet; this monstrosity was found in New Zealand. That would make it as common as finding a homer in France.

For example; let's take this quote from the story...

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These creatures are deadly. Their tentacles are equipped with both suckers and swiveling hooks, and they possess a powerful beak capable of biting through steel cable.
Now if you hadn't read Sister Virginia's story; would you be able to tell if I was talking about a giant squid as opposed to a New Zealander? Didn't think so. Birds of a feather flock together; the squid is right where it should be for now.
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I'm not sure if we should panic just yet; this monstrosity was found in New Zealand. That would make it as common as finding a homer in France.

For example; let's take this quote from the story...



Now if you hadn't read Sister Virginia's story; would you be able to tell if I was talking about a giant squid as opposed to a New Zealander? Didn't think so. Birds of a feather flock together; the squid is right where it should be for now.

Indeed. The training's coming along rather well too.
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Default Re: Colossal Squid: Satan's Navy in the War of Revelation? - 03-31-2007, 05:00 AM
Could this be the Leviathan as mentioned in the Bible?

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Indeed. The training's coming along rather well too.
So I heard,anyway.
What training? Are you teaching New Zealanders to walk and talk, just like colossal squids?
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Are you sure that isn't Satan's giant tallywhacker?

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What training? Are you teaching New Zealanders to walk and talk, just like colossal squids?
We've managed both those things since long before the first Yank washed up on our shores,seeking asylum.

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We've managed both those things since long before the first Yank washed up on our shores,seeking asylum.

The ones the squid didn't get.
So you're proud of teaching NZers to walk and talk like the squids. Gotcha.

I'd prefer they walk and talk like humans, but I guess you heaten types have different priorities. Like satisfying your giant-tallywhackered squid gods.
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So you're proud of teaching NZers to walk and talk like the squids. Gotcha.

I'd prefer they walk and talk like humans, but I guess you heaten types have different priorities. Like satisfying your giant-tallywhackered squid gods.

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Default Re: Colossal Squid: Satan's Navy in the War of Revelation? - 04-02-2007, 08:14 PM
and I fear that they are attacking into the heart of the USA

Hurricanes Leads to the Incursion of Deep-Sea Squid Up the Mississippi.

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We need to throw virgins (well they used to be virgins) into the ocean to appease the sea-gods!


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squid if of the species "L. fakei". That wouldn't be of the sub-species "spurious"?


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Default Re: Colossal Squid: Satan's Navy in the War of Revelation? - 04-02-2007, 08:41 PM
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Could this be the Leviathan as mentioned in the Bible?
Quite possibly. However, Creation scientists currently concur that the Biblical beast was Leedsichthys problematicus, the biggest fish God ever made. It's no wonder He later exterminated them--can you imagine one of those things wriggling into your bathing armor?

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Default Re: Colossal Squid: Satan's Navy in the War of Revelation? - 04-03-2007, 01:36 AM
Why are you all so worried about this squid? Don't you all like calamari or salt 'n pepper squid?


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Why are you all so worried about this squid? Don't you all like calamari or salt 'n pepper squid?
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Why is you exposing God's forum to yo harlotry? Do it be because you know somewhere in that pea sized brain that yo witchcraft is lies from the debbil, and that somewhere deep in yo black bewitcheded heart, you wants to get saved? Accept Jesus, sinner! Giant squids isn't going to be able to protect you when you're roasting with them in Hell! Get thee behind me, hoochie for hades! Praise the LORD!
Can you repeat that without butchering the english language, please?

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Can you repeat that without butchering the english language, please?

P.S. Please actually read what I say before going off on a silly tirade.
First of all, I lives my life by God's Word, that be what really matters.

Second of all, I read enough of your post to see that it was ignant (what a surprise!) and I had responded in kind. Let me tell you somthin', honey! You will find that I is not the lady to be gettin' smart with. I will snatch yo witch broom and beat you senseless with it! Or better yet, I might use my anointed rollah pin. Shoot, don't be actin' ignant around me, little girl! With yo cantalope shaped head. No wonder you wears that pointed hat to try to hide it shape. God probably cursed you with that because He saw what a harlot you would turn out to be. GLORY!
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First of all, I lives my life by God's Word, that be what really matters.

Second of all, I read enough of your post to see that it was ignant (what a surprise!) and I had responded in kind. Let me tell you somthin', honey! You will find that I is not the lady to be gettin' smart with. I will snatch yo witch broom and beat you senseless with it! Or better yet, I might use my anointed rollah pin. Shoot, don't be actin' ignant around me, little girl! With yo cantalope shaped head. No wonder you wears that pointed hat to try to hide it shape. God probably cursed you with that because He saw what a harlot you would turn out to be. GLORY!

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Why are you all so worried about this squid? Don't you all like calamari or salt 'n pepper squid?

You spotted it right away - that little added benefit to the attack squid!

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