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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-02-2013, 05:53 AM
This man is so moved by the Spirit that he overwhelms the less-than-faithful so they can only call it "Terrible": [1 b : formidable in nature : awesome <a terrible responsibility>]...
It moves me terribly in its sheer Holy Ghost Power.
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08-02-2013, 06:10 AM
Wow, that is amazing! Catchy too.
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08-02-2013, 07:50 AM
From time to time, in order to better understand contemporary culture, I have turned on the radio. However, I always find it to be such a cavalcade of cacophonous nightmares that I quickly switch it off. I'm afraid that my oral sensitivities are not prepared for modern day rhythms, and beats. And I fear discovering what happens when the bass is finally dropped. But that all being said. I am absolutely intrigued by some of the evocative titles with which many bands style themselves. "The Grateful Dead." "Fine Young Cannibals." "Nine Inch Nails." Absolutely macabre and fascinating. Although, there is one group that so utterly feels me with dred, I barely dare to speak it aloud. Everytime I hear, I am filled with cadaverous rot, festering garbage, scintillating carapaces skittering about a lurker sinking beneath a half-sunken log. I am of course referring to. "The Beatles." Oh, I do not have the moral fortitude to play their songs through my phonograph.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
09-23-2013, 03:13 AM
Believe it or not Randy Travis used to be very GODLY and talented - and have the voice of angel -
Before his wife turned him into a mean drunk and with butt demons.
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09-23-2013, 08:46 PM
I'm so excited I found this! Not because I like nigra music, of course. Because I plan to give it to my nut head nephew for Christmas. He likes that hip hop bee bop jungle boogie colored music, so he should like this. Plus all the songs are about Jesus, God and Salvation!
I hope he likes it.
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09-24-2013, 02:03 AM
I favor the Doxology, myself.
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04-09-2014, 03:21 AM
I prefer the Uncle Dave Macon version. My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint), used to sing this song sometimes while he was chasing one of our nigresses around the yard.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-09-2014, 09:08 AM
I have it on good authority that this was going to be the theme song for COPS until the Jewish liberal media elite got squeamish.
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04-09-2014, 09:21 AM
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Believe it or not Randy Travis used to be very GODLY and talented - and have the voice of an angel
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It's true, the man had real talent. Who else would have thought to rhyme birth with Earth? That's just country music at it's finest.
However, given what the Bible tells us about angels, on the whole I'm happy not to be hanging out with them. Unpleasant things always seems to happen once angels get involved.
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08-26-2014, 03:05 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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08-26-2014, 11:49 AM
Here's Mike Patton and gang of Mondo Cane fame!
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10-05-2014, 08:51 PM
Let's not forget the late, great Christian singer, Miss Kitty Wells. She was a good friend of my father's (Pastor Lamentations Flint) and a frequent houseguest in my youth. This was her favorite song.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-12-2014, 05:05 PM
I really enjoy african music, Muslim traditional music, and Norwegian death metal (my wife found that to be very soothing to listen to during her recent abortion.)
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10-12-2014, 05:10 PM
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I really enjoy african music, Muslim traditional music, and Norwegian death metal (my wife found that to be very soothing to listen to during her recent abortion.)
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How shocking.
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01-10-2015, 11:31 PM
The has reached His Divine Hand down into the pool of whale blubber amongst the eskimos and touched the heart of one woman.
Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, we are told (Psalm 100:1-2). Nothing about making a pleasing noise. If you can't hear the joy in her voice, your heart must be as cold as the tundra itself.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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01-16-2015, 04:15 PM
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How shocking.
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Indeed. Those who love evil have a penchant for abominable things (Micah :2).
I think "Go Tell it on the Mountain" is one of the greatest songs ever written myself.
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03-29-2015, 02:54 AM
I hope nobody forgets the late Janet Greene, truly one of our own.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-29-2015, 03:20 PM
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This man is so moved by the Spirit that he overwhelms the less-than-faithful so they can only call it "Terrible": [1 b : formidable in nature : awesome <a terrible responsibility>]...
It moves me terribly in its sheer Holy Ghost Power.
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I think we should have this one piped in the sanctuary prior to each service. I have it looped in my prayer closet.
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