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09-27-2006, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Like I was saying in another thread, certain parts of the KJV1611 seem to advocate both cannibalism and vampirism. Even Brother V provided quotes supporting this.
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I am glad to hear that you are gaining at least a modicum of understanding from the Word of God that we True Christians provide for you, out of love for Jesus. Try reading the entire Good Book, and opening your cold shriveled heart to Christ, who temporarily died for you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Index page? -
09-27-2006, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Like I was saying in another thread, certain parts of the KJV1611 seem to advocate both cannibalism and vampirism. Even Brother V provided quotes supporting this.
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Piffle. Show me ONE of those words in the Bible.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Index page? -
09-27-2006, 12:32 AM
These are the quotes Brother V provided:
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Luke 22:19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.
Luke 22:19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.
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09-27-2006, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
These are the quotes Brother V provided:
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Luke 22:19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.
Luke 22:19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.
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Go back and re-read my post about catlicks.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Index page? -
09-27-2006, 12:44 AM
I know what you mean, Pastor, however the KJV1611 leaves that open to interpretation, doesn't it?
It hints that such things are acceptable.
And can you truly deny that if you and I were stranded on a desert island with no source of food you would NOT consider me emergency rations?
Ok, rereading my last sentence I think I feel ill.....the words you, I and 'deserted island' should NEVER be put in the one sentence.......EVER....
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09-27-2006, 12:49 AM
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And can you truly deny that if you and I were stranded on a desert island with no source of food you would NOT consider me emergency rations?
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Of course not! Who would fetch and carry for me? The ocean is FULL of food and I know how to get it.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Index page? -
09-27-2006, 12:56 AM
Well if you know how to get it why would you need me to fetch and carry?
I'd be working on a raft to get the hell outta there......
But, ok, you've proved your point, you aren't into considering people as emergency rations.
Hmm, I guess you TC™'s do surprise me after all...
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09-27-2006, 01:06 AM
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Well if you know how to get it why would you need me to fetch and carry?
Because I'd be sending YOU to get it.
I'd be working on a raft to get the hell outta there......
You couldn't build a raft in a million years. In any case, you don't build a raft, you build a fire. Someone on a sailboat sees the smoke and comes to rescue you. Then you kill them and take their boat.
But, ok, you've proved your point, you aren't into considering people as emergency rations.
Hmm, I guess you TC™'s do surprise me after all...
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We are the salt of the earth.
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09-27-2006, 01:14 AM
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Because I'd be sending YOU to get it.
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You have a perfectly good (I assume) pair of legs, Pastor. Why couldn't you do it yourself?
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You couldn't build a raft in a million years. In any case, you don't build a raft, you build a fire. Someone on a sailboat sees the smoke and comes to rescue you. Then you kill them and take their boat.
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Oh, I could build a raft. If it was either that or be stuck as your errand girl on an island listening to your telling me how I'm going to hell then believe me, I'd build a raft!
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I think that was a typo, wasn't it. Surely you meant to replace the 'alt' in 'salt' with 'ods' ?
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Re: Index page? -
09-27-2006, 01:44 AM
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You have a perfectly good (I assume) pair of legs, Pastor. Why couldn't you do it yourself?
Because if "I" had to catch my own food I might mistake you for a fish.
Oh, I could build a raft. If it was either that or be stuck as your errand girl on an island listening to your telling me how I'm going to hell then believe me, I'd build a raft!
I wouldn't be telling you anything. I would have you following me around reading the Bible to me all day.
I think that was a typo, wasn't it. Surely you meant to replace the 'alt' in 'salt' with 'ods' ?
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Clickety clack, the adding maching tallies up the points!
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Re: Index page? -
09-27-2006, 02:01 AM
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Because if "I" had to catch my own food I might mistake you for a fish.
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Hmm, easy to mistake a person that walks on land for a fish, isn't it? old
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I wouldn't be telling you anything. I would have you following me around reading the Bible to me all day.
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Sweet merciful crawdads, and here I was thinking there couldn't be a hell....
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Clickety clack, the adding maching tallies up the points!
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You really should talk to Ching Lee about those pinecones she seems to keep dropping on the seat of your la-z-boy recliner, Pastor
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Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 09-27-2006 at 02:05 AM.
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