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Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago! -
10-10-2006, 11:43 PM
My friend Phil "C.M Punk" Brooks is from there, we go there alot. We just hang out and go places. Last time there we saw the Islanders play the Blackhawks.Anyways since V did call it land of harlots, (I met a sweet girl there). Or saying he lives in W. Illinois NOT CHICAGO. What do ya got against it?I probally go next time Punk is in for an ECW event.Saw him in my town, was a fantasic event.
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago! -
10-11-2006, 12:25 AM
Chicago is a horrible secular city run by Liberals and Democratic socialists Hellbent on destroying America.
Other than that it's just a dirty and Negro/Gook ridden swamp of filth and prostitution.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago! -
10-11-2006, 12:47 AM
In case there is any doubt about the tradition of degeneracy in Chicago, please see THIS. That city has been infested with demoncrats and slavic inbreds for over a century now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago! -
10-11-2006, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
In case there is any doubt about the tradition of degeneracy in Chicago, please see THIS. That city has been infested with demoncrats and slavic inbreds for over a century now.
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That story made me want to puke in my canteen! That city needs a double shot of Jesus and quick!
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago! -
10-11-2006, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by YankeePride
My friend Phil "C.M Punk" Brooks is from there, we go there alot. We just hang out and go places. Last time there we saw the Islanders play the Blackhawks.Anyways since V did call it land of harlots, (I met a sweet girl there). Or saying he lives in W. Illinois NOT CHICAGO. What do ya got against it?I probally go next time Punk is in for an ECW event.Saw him in my town, was a fantasic event.
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I live in Central Illinois, thank you!
What do you mean by ECW? Extreme Championship Wrestling? I was protesting their last TRUE pay per view back in 2000, up in chicago! Horrible, Steve Corino won the title, it was just wrong!
Everytime I go to Chicago to protest, I wind up getting lost. The last time, when I was protesting KMFDM and Combichrist (Oct. 3 @ House of Blues) everything was fine, I was just about to have an uneventful trip, then that city of evil snuck up on me, and forced me to exit from 94 one road short of 57. It took me 20 minutes of driving around in a very "dark" neighborhood at 2 in the morning to finally find the interstate again. That town is EVIL!!!
When armyguy and I protested Ministry, Revolting Cocks and Pitbull Daycare (PBDC) it took us at least 20 minutes to get onto LSD. That city is evil!
When I went to protest PIG (at LSA) there was a 20 minute excursion trying to find the theater.
The town has a mind of it's own. It chews me up each time and throws me into a tailspin; total disarray.
So what's the problem, I get lost each time, how's that the city's fault.
Well, what do I see on these trips as I'm driving around lost... hookers, drug dealers, gangs, police going 90 mph down busy streets to go stop a bank robbery. People who won't feed their illegitimate children driving around in cars with "rims" and stereo systems that shake the paint off their decaying ghetto homes. Men standing around on street corners at 3 in the morning, just sort of congregating there... why?
How can you defend this city? What does it have going for it? I pray North Korea destroys it first!
YIC
V
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago! -
10-11-2006, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother V
When armyguy and I protested Ministry, Revolting Cocks and Pitbull Daycare (PBDC) it took us at least 20 minutes to get onto LSD. That city is evil!
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Is there a story behind this?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago! -
10-11-2006, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Is there a story behind this?
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There's this road that runs parrallel to LSD and we were stuck on it for an eternity (so it seemed) at the time. From where we were, we could see the cars zipping past on LSD. It was truly God testing our patience. So much like Job.
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