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09-21-2006, 04:35 AM
when a kitty or doggie or birdie or even when goldfishs die, it not have to be the end of your bootiful freindship. maybee it true that lord God not give our pets souls, but it ok, they can still lives forever wiv us an still be usefuls
Mr.Ginge were my third bestest kitty, an i useds to take him to churchs wiv me. but one day he curled up on the pew an fell asleeps, an Mrs.Heather Hardwick not see him layin there, an she sat rite on him . nows, Mrs.Hardwick real spry for 380 pounds, an when she heards Mr.Ginge say "meOWWW!!" she leaped up onto her liddle fat feets as quick as can be but it were to late for my kitty
i ashameds to say, but at that moment rage welleds up in my hart, an i thawt mean thangs about Mrs.Hardwick an her big fat butts . but lord God spoked to me, an He said "Miss.Petal, there no needs to be so angry, cuz in death Mr.Ginge is presentin you wiv a u-neek oppurtunity of the arty an crafty kind. pick up your dead kitty an go on home nows, an use that kitty to make your home purty".
as soon as lord God quit his yap, i took Mr.Ginge home an i sat down on the couch wiv his squished liddle corpse besides me. that when i saw what he be good for, an that be a bootiful sofa throw
it just like before he dieds, excepts he cost me nothin to feeds an he not argue wiv me when it his bathtimes, he a good role model for kittys everywhere!
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09-21-2006, 05:02 AM
Where did you learn taxidermy, Petal?
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09-21-2006, 05:10 AM
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Where did you learn taxidermy, Petal?
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It's not taxidermized. It's just skinned and tanned. You know the song...."Tan me 'ide wen I'm dead, Fred; tan me 'ide wen I'm dead." Typical Australiopithican nonsense.
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09-21-2006, 05:16 AM
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It's not taxidermized. It's just skinned and tanned. You know the song...."Tan me 'ide wen I'm dead, Fred; tan me 'ide wen I'm dead." Typical Australiopithican nonsense.
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I have never heard that song before, but I imagine the full version would probably make one dry-heave.
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09-21-2006, 05:28 AM
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I have never heard that song before, but I imagine the full version would probably make one dry-heave.
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It's called "Tie me kangaroo down, sport." The most famous song ever to come out of Australia.
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09-21-2006, 05:30 AM
I've never heard of it....?
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09-21-2006, 05:37 AM
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09-21-2006, 05:46 AM
What a stupid song!
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09-21-2006, 06:18 AM
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Where did you learn taxidermy, Petal?
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Mrs.Helsing, i not finish learnin them taxidermys yet, it alot of trial an it alot of errors . but i learn somethin noo about kitty anatomys everyday, like i learned that kittys not have cupcakes an lollipops on the insides it be all red an pink an kinda slimey in there . an kitty gets kinda ripe if you stuffs him wiv cotton wool an take him to skool on a sunny day
my taxidermys not that good yet, but it ok, cuz at least my kittys not a abominashun unto lord God
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"Tan me 'ide wen I'm dead, Fred; tan me 'ide wen I'm dead."
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Mr.Pastor Pistle, i not mean to cause no offenses, but if you gonna be drinkin an then singin, an then postin what you singin, maybee you needs to pray an ask lord God to remove that there demon of innernet abuses
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09-21-2006, 06:45 AM
That winged kitten is really something
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09-21-2006, 07:54 AM
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Mrs.Helsing, i not finish learnin them taxidermys yet, it alot of trial an it alot of errors . but i learn somethin noo about kitty anatomys everyday, like i learned that kittys not have cupcakes an lollipops on the insides it be all red an pink an kinda slimey in there . an kitty gets kinda ripe if you stuffs him wiv cotton wool an take him to skool on a sunny day
my taxidermys not that good yet, but it ok, cuz at least my kittys not a abominashun unto lord God
Mr.Pastor Pistle, i not mean to cause no offenses, but if you gonna be drinkin an then singin, an then postin what you singin, maybee you needs to pray an ask lord God to remove that there demon of innernet abuses
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Just pray that Pastor Al never discovers "The Pub With No Beer" an even more...unusual Australian song.
And Petal,sweetie - don't look in the TC pets thread,ok.
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09-21-2006, 01:49 PM
Taxidermy is wonderful! There are many uses for dead animals.
Why, just lookie at what we had done with our beloved departed pooch Lucky. He will be forever be with us!
GLORY!
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09-21-2006, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Petal
when a kitty or doggie or birdie or even when goldfishs die, it not have to be the end of your bootiful freindship. maybee it true that lord God not give our pets souls, but it ok, they can still lives forever wiv us an still be usefuls
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Well I guess Mr Ginge would be too big to fit in the firebox of your toy steam locomotive so I see you've come up with new ways to use what The Good Lord has provided.
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09-22-2006, 12:01 AM
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Taxidermy is wonderful! There are many uses for dead animals.
Why, just lookie at what we had done with our beloved departed pooch Lucky. He will be forever be with us!
GLORY!
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Sister, please forgive me. The curves on that hound fill me with confusing thoughts.
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09-22-2006, 10:53 PM
You'd better go and take a cold shower Brother Mike.
Ever since taking up with Moon, your head seems to be full of impure thoughts.
By the way, I don't think It's a Dog!.
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09-23-2006, 12:07 AM
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I don't think It's a Dog!.
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Dog, dear....same thing. They both have big brown eyes, big ears and a wet nose.
Bless thier precious hearts.
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