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Default Atheist Biologist Richard Dawkins - Standup Comedian - 05-24-2015, 08:45 PM

Cantankerous atheist evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins has spent the greater portion of his miserable adult life mocking God and promoting his blasphemous ideas in numerous books and the talk show circuit. There is no question of his ultimate demise and his assured eternity in the Lake of Fire.

There is not much work to be had these days for an evolutionary biologist "scientist", as God assigned the task of naming all the animals to Adam. Sure, you can say that there might be a little work to do after the flood, and checking up on Noah to make sure he didn't miss anything. There might be a few side jobs with GMO foods, and making sure there is enough pork and bacon to eat and to fight the mooselimbs, but beyond that he seems to have enough spare time on his hands for flights of fancy and to cause trouble for the rest of us.

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And Adam gaue names to all cattell, and to the foule of the aire, and to euery beast of the fielde: but for Adam there was not found an helpe meete for him.

- Genesis 2:20
So what productive work is there left to do for a God mocking atheist evolutionary biologist "scientist" to do other that to suck at the teat of the secular socialist welfare state? Richard Dawkins now seems to fancy himself as a blasphemous standup comic. I'm sure Jesus is artfully finding more creative ways for him to spend his eternity.



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