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Gun NASA's "New Horizons probe" to Pluto: a plot to distribute gay porn from Holland! - 06-26-2015, 09:57 AM

NASA will never rest in its attempts to promote the agenda of Satan. Its newest scheme started in 2006 when they supposedly sent a "probe" with the name "New Horizons" through the Firmament into the void to study the alleged dward planet "Pluto". Here we shall demonstrate that:
  1. There is no dwarf planet.
  2. Instead, there is a plot so cunning and devious that it has taken satan 85 years to bring into fruitition since this "Pluto" was claimed to have been discovered in 1930.
  3. This plot is one of the principal causes of the sodomy epidemic and will lead billions of unsuspecting youths through gay pornography into life-lasting sodomy.
  4. This plot involves one of the most repulsive Scandinavian countries as we are about to see.
The material is quite disturbing. I recommend parental guidance for boys and husbandary guidance for women and girls.

Since 2006, this alleged probe has flown to reach "Pluto". The atheist scientists tell it will arrive in less than three weeks, July 14th 2015. We have only a few days to prepare for this next stage of the End of Days. Satan will undoubtedly make several appearances in the form of homer porn on that day. In fact, NASA does not even bother to produce any high-quality images. Instead, they give the media smutty pictures that supposedly depict this "Pluto" at a distance of 25 million kilometres (note: they refuse to use Godly miles).



In addition, these pictures have been seen before this year. They are exacly the same as the images from another fictional dwarf planet Ceres. The same "bright spot", the same unfocused, hastily designed image. These atheists plagiarize themselves and have the audacity to think that we would not notice!



This means that there never were any "dwarf planets". There must be other motives to distribute these useless images. Enter the "moon" of "Pluto" called "Charon". In 1978, atheist sodomists observed a "bulge" on Pluto. This is very poorly disguised imagery for male sodomy. It is a rude metaphor for a tallywhaker.


This "bulge" is visible on the left side panel in the top right corner above.

Jude 1:7
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

Now we had not only "Pluto" but "Pluto and Charon". What does this mean?! It is, in fact, most revealing. By using Creation Science we have been able to decipher these subliminal messages. Now we know what all this means. Unsurprisingly, Satan calls us to fornication.



Not any kind of porn but porn from Holland, a revolting country in Scandinavia. This must be the worst kind of recorded intercourse imaginable. No wonder the sodomistic plague is more widespread than ever!

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

But wait! Satan did not stop here. He invented MORE "moons", although we know God Created ONLY one Moon (Genesis 1:9). These fictional satellites were called "Nix and Hydra". Again, the REAL meanings are something quite different!



Now we know what type of porn from Holland Satan is recording. Bareback colonic fornication between males. Porn that has no shame but is performed in a randy, Jesus-mocking manner!

1 Thessalonians 4:3
For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication:

And there was more and more to come... Satan was far from satisfied. He claimed to have found two more satellites: "Styx and Kerberos", names (the same as previously) derived from idolatry, pagan gods who thrived in homerfornication.



Finally, we knew what type of gay porn was involved: young youthful boys. Apparently, it all began with white boys and after they had been seduced and discarded, on to boys of darker complexion. This indicates papist involvement.

Corinthians 10:8
Neither let us commit fornication, as some of them committed, and fell in one day three and twenty thousand.

Thus, this plot is the reason why it is almost impossible to find any decent heterosexual males on Earth. Outside the True Christian™ community it is probably going to be totally impossible after July 14th 2015. Remember that date, brethren! Search for these repulsive images in the Internet. They are going to everywhere. In addition, women are not safe. Analistic marital relations are going to be the norm. This is revealed by the name of this intestinal probe, "New Horizons". In fact, this is the part of the usurpation scheme that hurts our Ladies the most:



It brings our women into harlotry and not any kind of whoredom but intercourse in ZONE B. This is the butt (sorry, ladies), not the cooter that is involved. This is man-to-woman gay sex. Through this intermediate stage it is easy to continue into the purely male form of colonic penetration.

Revelation 14:8
And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.

Further proof for the involvement of women is in the name of the young girl who named this fictional stellar object in 1930, Venetia Phair, née Burney (1918-2009). An innocent name, you may think? Definitely NOT!



Revelation 2:21
And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.


There you have it:
  1. There is no Probe.
  2. There is no Pluto to fly past.
  3. There is Satan and his troops, the homosexual agenda.
  4. There IS a conspiracy and it includes AT LEAST papists and the Dutch.
  5. Jesus cries in desperation but He is our only Hope.
  6. Praise Jesus.




Revelation 17:4
And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:


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Angry Re: NASA's "New Horizons probe" to Pluto: a plot to distribute gay porn from Holland! - 06-26-2015, 10:58 AM

That first picture of "Pluto" very much looks like a pair of the devil's pillows to me. Disgusting that NASA would put pictures like that on the internet for all to see, even children!


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Default Re: NASA's "New Horizons probe" to Pluto: a plot to distribute gay porn from Holland! - 06-26-2015, 11:02 PM

Pluto? Leave it up to Disney to find yet another way to shove anal sex into the behinds of our innocent children. As if risking the sight of Hillary Clinton if you switch on your tv isn't bad enough already.

This is not healthy for innocent children:


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Default Re: NASA's "New Horizons probe" to Pluto: a plot to distribute gay porn from Holland! - 06-27-2015, 06:59 AM

Brothers, I can assure you that NASA has been launching things through the firmament for decades now - they call them "satellites" and "dishes". You think you are watching TV on "cable", but these signals are really coming from these NASA devices, and their sole purpose is to corrupt future generations of Christians.

Landover Baptist has already spent considerable resources uncovering these conspiracies and bringing them to the attention of the public. Everyone is well aware of this little harlot and to block these channels.

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Brothers, I can assure you that NASA has been launching things through the firmament for decades now - they call them "satellites" and "dishes". You think you are watching TV on "cable", but these signals are really coming from these NASA devices, and their sole purpose is to corrupt future generations of Christians.

Landover Baptist has already spent considerable resources uncovering these conspiracies and bringing them to the attention of the public. Everyone is well aware of this little harlot and to block these channels.

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Yes, it's been decades. All the time we've been given images of false moons and stars and at the same time, the homersexual agenda has spread like leprosy. The results are now obvious everywhere. I'm only asking what was the contribution of NASA to the Supreme Court ruling that outlawed God-endorsed heterosexual marriage. The contribution must have been pivotal. The homerswarm began in the late 1970's with the Voyager probes to "Jupiter" (= Zeus = pagan god who was a homer and kidnapped the young youth boy Ganymede to fornicate with him and fornicate he did); the Martian probes that found methane on the "red planet", a gas produced in the rectum, the orifice frequented by male homers; the Cassini probe in "Saturn", a planet with "rings" referring in a straight manner to homerwedding and exchanging finger jewelry (we know where those fingers have been) and the "moon" "Titan" with more colonic methane*; the Voyager probes going on to "Uranus" (Jesus Christ! ) and "Neptune", and this "Uranus" has "moons" named after Shakespearean plays and that guy actually wrote homersonnets to his catamites; and now the "Pluto", the worst ever. They have actually released more images, and the latest are openly advocating papist catamite abuse with altar boys. Please, look at this albeit it be revolting (and supposedly depicts a 'revolution').



Jeremiah 7:9
Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;

That's exactly what they are doing. Let us pray that Sweet Jesus come quickly!


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*After some consideration I must admit that the Cassini hoax is almost as bad as this "Pluto" stuff. The Cassini proponents are claiming that there are whole lakes and seas of the colonic methane gas on "Titan". This allows homers to not only dip their tremendous tallywhackers in the repulsive rectal remains of rebust meals but also actually swim and bathe in the stuff. But let's get real. There are no probes. There is no "Titan", there are only desperate homers wanting to make their chosen lifestyle an obligatory norm. And now they've succeeded with the help of NASA.


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Talking Re: NASA's "New Horizons probe" to Pluto: a plot to distribute gay porn from Holland! - 07-12-2015, 03:29 AM

It's now two days to this 'historical' flyby of 'Pluto'. As expected, the investigative journalism of LBC has alerted the public: No-one is buying the fake NASA data any more! As a result, the astrologists have been busy at their computers trying to conjur 'photos' of the 'probe' approaching 'Pluto'. Typically, their efforts are ridiculous. Here you can see a hastily constructed image - and the atheists admit that this is best we'll ever see!



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The spots appear on the side of Pluto that always faces its largest moon, Charon—the face that will be invisible to New Horizons when the spacecraft makes its close flyby the morning of July 14. New Horizons principal investigator Alan Stern of the Southwest Research Institute, Boulder, Colorado, describes this image as “the last, best look that anyone will have of Pluto’s far side for decades to come.”
Anyone could orchestrate a better hoax. First they admit this is 'invisible', then it's 'the last and best'... Eventually, they will realize how pathetic this is and I expect to see some some sophisticated efforts during the next few days.

They are all scam. Remember: This is not about planets. It is about sodomy and the gay marriage. We know it. They know it. Jesus knows it. Pictures of Him are well-defined and in focus. Soon we'll see Him Himself in flesh with His weapons focused on these persecutors probing their souls!

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Default Re: NASA's "New Horizons probe" to Pluto: a plot to distribute gay porn from Holland! - 07-12-2015, 03:41 PM

Excellent compilation. Sad to see this lie continuing and disgusted by its meanings.

nasa is a joke and this thread further proves it - great at their contradictions too!

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Anyone could orchestrate a better hoax. First they admit this is 'invisible', then it's 'the last and best'... Eventually, they will realize how pathetic this is and I expect to see some some sophisticated efforts during the next few days.
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Default Re: NASA's "New Horizons probe" to Pluto: a plot to distribute gay porn from Holland! - 07-12-2015, 03:58 PM

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It's now two days to this 'historical' flyby of 'Pluto'.
Okay, I have a question for NASA. If this is going to happen 2 days from now, how can it possibly be "historical"? Because historical would mean that it had already happened. Do they think they have a time-machine, or is it just autocorrect for "hysterical"?

Honestly, they must think we are stupid. On the other hand, my husband sells NASA an awful lot of obsolete junk at ridiculous prices, so it's good news as far as the tithing account is concerned.


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Okay, I have a question for NASA. If this is going to happen 2 days from now, how can it possibly be "historical"? Because historical would mean that it had already happened. Do they think they have a time-machine, or is it just autocorrect for "hysterical"?

Honestly, they must think we are stupid. On the other hand, my husband sells NASA an awful lot of obsolete junk at ridiculous prices, so it's good news as far as the tithing account is concerned.
Sister,

I fully understand the Godly aspect of exploiting NASA's nincompoops as much as possible. However, it is not looking good to them. They are feeding us "data" that is becoming worse and worse by the minute. Now they have release footage of the "smaller moons" of "Pluto".

This is the "best available photo for all eternity for ever and ever of Nix and Hydra by us Nobel-worthy 'scientists' of NASA".



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Our Savior! This is what they call "space exploration". This is hilarious but if they don't produce better hoaxes, I'm afraid the marketing prospects of your husband (bless him) are going to be slim. Billion of $ and they give us a some black background!

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My boys have been studying the project during science-self-study this afternoon and have come up with the following further information and remarks. I hope you will find them as helpful as I do.

1. In the Greek Orthodoxy false religion, Pluto (alias Hades!) is the god of the underworld, i.e. of . So Pluto = Satan.

2. This leads them to suggest that the NSA's purpose in their mission might be to spy on the Plutoniums.

3. This is probably a good thing for national security. However, they have asked me why they went up through the firmament and then round and round in circles for years, rather than simply tunnelling down.

I have no idea how to answer them, so will ask my dear husband to explain later. Ephesians 5:23.

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My boys have been studying the project during science-self-study this afternoon and have come up with the following further information and remarks. I hope you will find them as helpful as I do.

1. In the Greek Orthodoxy false religion, Pluto (alias Hades!) is the god of the underworld, i.e. of . So Pluto = Satan.

2. This leads them to suggest that the NSA's purpose in their mission might be to spy on the Plutoniums.

3. This is probably a good thing for national security. However, they have asked me why they went up through the firmament and then round and round in circles for years, rather than simply tunnelling down.

I have no idea how to answer them, so will ask my dear husband to explain later. Ephesians 5:23.

YiC
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Sister Joanna,

Your boys should be complimented for their excellent research initiative. Have they considered careers in Creation Science (obviously, they won't probably have time come Rapture, but it is good to be prepared for unexpected delays with the Second Coming)? Now we know for certain that Satan himself designed this hoax but it took True Christians™ to unravel this scheme.

As for the "flyby of Pluto", NASA made a press release a few hours ago about the event.
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Ok. Where are the data? As it turns out, THERE ARE NO DATA!
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But we won't see any of these photos until Wednesday afternoon because the craft will be focusing on data collection — not transmission — during the brief flyby.
Of course there are no data. The NASA Satanists have to spend the next hours in desperation in front of their Photoshop programs to create plausible images for the distribution to the gullible public. Of course there are no photos to see - and there won't be! We'll only see sorry attempts to fool the sinners - and of course they will be fooled.

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But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.


Thus, the population of this sorry Earth will mostly be totally fooled by NASA. They will receive billions of useless dollars more and Satan billions of souls with the ultimate fate of being on the receiving end of lava enemas in Hell. It is sad but we'll be laughing in Heaven with Jesus. Perhaps we'll see the remains of this sorry probe one day stuck in the resistant but pliable material of the Firmament!



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That first picture of "Pluto" very much looks like a pair of the devil's pillows to me. Disgusting that NASA would put pictures like that on the internet for all to see, even children!
These pagan worshipping scientists are dooming America. Satan is seductivly staring right us.

2 Corinthians 11:3 - "But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ."


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Sister Joanna,

Your boys should be complimented for their excellent research initiative. Have they considered careers in Creation Science (obviously, they won't probably have time come Rapture, but it is good to be prepared for unexpected delays with the Second Coming)?
Your praise makes me blush, Brother. Thank you. Yes, my elder twins (9) have ambitious if over-optimistic plans to work in the Theosciences.

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Ok. Where are the data? As it turns out, THERE ARE NO DATA!

Of course there are no data. The NASA Satanists have to spend the next hours in desperation in front of their Photoshop programs to create plausible images for the distribution to the gullible public. Of course there are no photos to see - and there won't be! We'll only see sorry attempts to fool the sinners - and of course they will be fooled.
We're all looking forward to seeing these "photos". The spacecraft was supposed to have flown past at 14 killometers per second. According to the boys, if you times it by 60 to get minutes and then by 60 again to get hours and then divide it by some number or other that I don't remember to change it to real distance, that comes out at over 30,000 mph. So if the pictures are even remotely sharp, that will make it obvious that they are fake as who could focus a camera at that speed?


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Has anyone else noticed how few images there are? What a fuss about nothing!
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Hello Mitza,

We will have to be patient. The connection with the probe is pretty slow so it takes a while to get it to send all the data. They already made a nice video from some of the data, in a few years they expect to get all the data the probe has collected.



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We will have to be patient. The connection with the probe is pretty slow so it takes a while to get it to send all the data. They already made a nice video from some of the data, in a few years they expect to get all the data the probe has collected.
Mr Roland,

As an unsaved person you are quite gullible to the seduction of Satan and it is understandably hard for you to distinguish between the Truth™ and Deception®. God does not endorse your noodly religion and sends you all kinds of data that makes you believe lies, such as this "probe" that never was.

2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:


To prove my point, they are now "sending" us pictures that allegedly come from beyond the Firmament. Here's an example. A "close-up" of this dwarfish "planet".



What a sorry attempt to fool simpletons. These pictures are probably just taken from random locations on Earth, photoshopped with complex and admittedly intricate procedures into black and white and presented as celestial. Similar images abound.




And it's been five days since the "flyby". Is this ALL they have produced during that time? Genetic entropy has treated the "experts" of NASA very harshly!


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Default Re: NASA's "New Horizons probe" to Pluto: a plot to distribute gay porn from Holland! - 07-20-2015, 08:35 AM

Brother Professor Dr White, sir, in the backward area where I live, you can still buy black and white film (and before anyone has a go at me, this is not racist, it is a description of a kind of film). This is because poor people have old-fashioned cameras. All their pictures come out in shades of gray, very much reflecting their dismal, Godless lives.

A quick analysis of the pictures you show reveals the following:







1. An area of stony beach, probably European, tide out.
2. An area of sandy beach, probably European, tide out.
3. A mountainous region, probably Asiatic, taken from an airplane. Note the small village in the lower right-hand corner.
4. This one appears to be in color, and could be any California garden.

As for our pasta-loving friend's video, well duh! It's an animation. Does he think this is real?



It is not worth arguing with these people, though.
Proverbs 29:9 If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest.

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Default Re: NASA's "New Horizons probe" to Pluto: a plot to distribute gay porn from Holland! - 07-20-2015, 08:56 AM

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What a sorry attempt to fool simpletons. These pictures are probably just taken from random locations on Earth, photoshopped with complex and admittedly intricate procedures into black and white and presented as celestial. Similar images abound.
Hello Mr White,

Anything can be faked or animated. This does not mean everything is faked or animated. I think the New Horizons mission is plausible enough to take it as fact.

About the genetic entropy: I am somewhat familiar with genetics and somewhat familiar with entropy but I fail to see what these two have to do with each other. Perhaps you mean mechanisms in the cell that duplicate DNA and repair broken DNA, lowering the entropy? That would be a good thing I guess.

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Default Re: NASA's "New Horizons probe" to Pluto: a plot to distribute gay porn from Holland! - 07-20-2015, 09:08 AM

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It is not worth arguing with these people, though.
Proverbs 29:9 If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest.
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