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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-04-2015, 04:07 AM
Glory!!! 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-07-2015, 07:07 PM
do'nt think you christians are so smart :/, holy [EUPHEMISM REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-07-2015, 07:29 PM
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do'nt think you christians are so smart :/, holy [EUPHEMISM REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
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If you can't make your point politely, you must not have a very good point.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-07-2015, 07:52 PM
piffle off, christian FILTH DELETED
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-07-2015, 08:51 PM
There is no need to be abusive. Remember, God is love. Your mother should wash your mouth out with soap to get rid of that filthy language.
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-07-2015, 09:24 PM
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There is no need to be abusive. Remember, God is love. Your mother should wash your mouth out with soap to get rid of that filthy language.
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your mother should sterilize you 
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-07-2015, 11:50 PM
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That is always the atheist's answer to everything, isn't it. Well listen up sunny Jim: Jesus is the only one who can decide who is punished or rewarded. Not you. 
Go take your hatemongering somewhere else.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-08-2015, 09:48 AM
Yes. This is Harsha Shah. I am thinking that the honoured pastor Ezekiel Flint has perhaps not totally understood how evolution works? Yes. I hope I am not offending anyone. The time between our grandfathers and us is much too short to show any real change in living things. Yes. We must go back millions of years to get to the gorilla and we must also remember that the gorilla of that time was not the same as the gorilla today. This is something that my schoolschildren are also finding hard to comprehend. Yes. Perhaps it is this that makes evolution difficult to accept in your religion. Yes.
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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-09-2015, 03:48 AM
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Yes. This is Harsha Shah. I am thinking that the honoured pastor Ezekiel Flint has perhaps not totally understood how evolution works? Yes. I hope I am not offending anyone. The time between our grandfathers and us is much too short to show any real change in living things. Yes. We must go back millions of years to get to the gorilla and we must also remember that the gorilla of that time was not the same as the gorilla today. This is something that my schoolschildren are also finding hard to comprehend. Yes. Perhaps it is this that makes evolution difficult to accept in your religion. Yes.
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Show me where it says any of that in the Holy Word of God. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-18-2015, 03:07 AM
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Show me where it says any of that in the Holy Word of God. |
It only says that in Genesis 2:69 that gorillas became what they are over millions of years, but only with the help of God. Of course, since you are such a non-believer you wouldn't know. 
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-18-2015, 03:16 AM
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...Genesis 2:69...
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Which doesn't exist in any Bible, anywhere.
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...that gorillas became what they are over millions of years, but only with the help of God...
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Start with bullshit, and guess where you end up? Here's a term you should become familiar with: GIGO.
So are you going to bother introducing yourself (in which case you may be allowed to stay long enough to learn something), or are you just looking to add a pointless notch to your ban-belt? 
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Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla! -
06-18-2015, 03:28 AM
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It only says that in Genesis 2:69 that gorillas became what they are over millions of years, but only with the help of God. Of course, since you are such a non-believer you wouldn't know. |
Son, gorillas are not mentioned in that, or any other verse in the Holy Word of God.
And we have rock-solid proof that the earth is 6,000 years old, give or take a hundred.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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