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  • #31
    Re: My introduction.

    <div style="width: 550px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; margin: 0px; text-align:center; font-weight: bold;"><a href="/ordination" ><img src="https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-Q3VydGlzIEdyaWNlXjAxLzI2LzE1XmxhcmdlXmZyZWU.jpg" alt="My Universal Life Church Ordination" style="float: left; padding: 3px; border: 0px; margin: 0px; "/></a><br /><a href="/ordination" title="Get Ordained with the Universal Life Church" >Click here to get ordained.</a></div>
    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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    • #32
      Re: My introduction.

      Welcome, Curtis Grice, to the world-wide congregation
      of Universal Life Church Ministers. Your official ordination date is 01/26/15.

      As a member of the Universal Life Church you are granted the ability to:
      Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
      1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
      1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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      • #33
        Re: My introduction.

        Originally posted by curtisg View Post
        <div style="width: 550px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; margin: 0px; text-align:center; font-weight: bold;"><a href="/ordination" ><img src="https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-Q3VydGlzIEdyaWNlXjAxLzI2LzE1XmxhcmdlXmZyZWU.jpg" alt="My Universal Life Church Ordination" style="float: left; padding: 3px; border: 0px; margin: 0px; "/></a><br /><a href="/ordination" title="Get Ordained with the Universal Life Church" >Click here to get ordained.</a></div>
        I copy pasted wrong sorry.
        Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
        1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
        1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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        • #34
          Re: My introduction.

          Originally posted by curtisg View Post
          Welcome, Curtis Grice, to the world-wide congregation
          of Universal Life Church Ministers. Your official ordination date is 01/26/15.

          As a member of the Universal Life Church you are granted the ability to:
          Universal Life Church?

          You fool!!!
          You have been fooled!
          It is a fake church! They are pagans! They let buddha etc. enter.

          Turn away from that, brother.
          Give yourself to JESUS
          Let JESUS enter you, Let the sword of His spirit touch you!
          Bend and Pray! Repent!

          Jesus is coming! Do not hesitate!
          PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
          Revelation 21:8

          Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
          Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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          • #35
            Re: My introduction.

            Originally posted by curtisg View Post
            Welcome, Curtis Grice, to the world-wide congregation
            of Universal Life Church Ministers. Your official ordination date is 01/26/15.

            As a member of the Universal Life Church you are granted the ability to:
            That's not a Baptist Church
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            • #36
              Re: My introduction.

              Originally posted by curtisg View Post
              Welcome, Curtis Grice, to the world-wide congregation
              of Universal Life Church Ministers. Your official ordination date is 01/26/15.               ...
              You get what you pay for, and... that was free.

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              • #37
                Re: My introduction.

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                You get what you pay for, and... that was free.
                i pay for the certificate.
                Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                • #38
                  Re: My introduction.

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  and... that was free.
                  it was to be ordained
                  Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                  1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                  1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                  • #39
                    Re: My introduction.

                    Originally posted by curtisg View Post
                    i pay for the certificate.
                    You should get your money back. You got gyped. God gives it away, for free. You only have to give yourself to Him unconditionally.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #40
                      Re: My introduction.

                      Originally posted by curtisg View Post
                      <div style="width: 550px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; margin: 0px; text-align:center; font-weight: bold;"><a href="/ordination" ><img src="https://www.themonastery.org/credentials/ordination-certificate-Q3VydGlzIEdyaWNlXjAxLzI2LzE1XmxhcmdlXmZyZWU.jpg" alt="My Universal Life Church Ordination" style="float: left; padding: 3px; border: 0px; margin: 0px; "/></a><br /><a href="/ordination" title="Get Ordained with the Universal Life Church" >Click here to get ordained.</a></div>
                      Your demonic curses won't work on us, dear. Our church is protected by angels (Psalm 91:11), and our forum software is protected by JesOS.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #41
                        Re: My introduction.

                        What rubbish are you spouting! Stop posting Satan's words and go read the KJV Bible!
                        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                        • #42
                          Re: My introduction.

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Your demonic curses won't work on us, dear. Our church is protected by angels (Psalm 91:11), and our forum software is protected by JesOS.
                          It was not a curse. It was a link to the certificate showing I was ordained, the link doesn't post the picture like it says does.
                          Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                          1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                          1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                          • #43
                            Re: My introduction.

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                            What rubbish are you spouting! Stop posting Satan's words and go read the KJV Bible!
                            My BIBLE is with me daily, I read it cover to cover from Genesis to revelations every day before I go to sleep.
                            Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                            1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                            1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                            • #44
                              Re: My introduction.

                              Originally posted by curtisg View Post
                              My BIBLE is with me daily, I read it cover to cover from Genesis to revelations every day before I go to sleep.
                              Dear Heathen

                              This is a Christian forum. Why are you here? What part of Unsaved NOT Welcome did you not understand?

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel

                              PS. God will not be mocked.

                              Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                              1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                              1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #45
                                Re: My introduction.

                                Originally posted by curtisgrice View Post
                                My BIBLE is with me daily, I read it cover to cover from Genesis to revelations every day before I go to sleep.
                                Oh, really? How long does it take you? How many pages per minute can you read?
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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