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Arrow When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means: - 08-01-2009, 06:37 PM

If you're asking a girl for a date and she says this:
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I like playing pool
I like Bowling
I don't like watching TV
She really means is that she doesn't want you to come over and watch TV at her place. She's giving you a couple of options that a guy might like besides going to another restaurant or another stupid Jackie Chan movie.


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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-01-2009, 10:27 PM

Brother Nobar, your knowledge of the weaker sex is truly admirable! I shall remember this tip while I am courting some virtuous True Christian girls.
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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-02-2009, 12:40 AM

But Nobar King, what good Christian man would want such trash that hangs out at a bowling alley or a pool hall? I would think a nice church function would be an appropriate date. Of course, the church would have to be within walking distance as I don't think it's appropriate for a young woman to be alone in a car with the opposite sex.

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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-02-2009, 02:48 AM

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But Nobar King, what good Christian man would want such trash that hangs out at a bowling alley or a pool hall? I would think a nice church function would be an appropriate date. Of course, the church would have to be within walking distance as I don't think it's appropriate for a young woman to be alone in a car with the opposite sex.

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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-02-2009, 10:06 PM

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But Nobar King, what good Christian man would want such trash that hangs out at a bowling alley or a pool hall? I would think a nice church function would be an appropriate date. Of course, the church would have to be within walking distance as I don't think it's appropriate for a young woman to be alone in a car with the opposite sex.

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The neighborhoods up here are really bad, and I don't know how I would take a date around without the use of my car.
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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-03-2009, 02:31 AM

Son, that's what CHAPERONS are for!
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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-03-2009, 04:09 AM

Makes sense. Finding a chaperone will probably be the tricky part.
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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-03-2009, 04:41 AM

Traditionally, the role goes to the young lady's father.
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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-03-2009, 02:05 PM

See, I haven't been on many dates. My last girlfriend was an internet girlfriend, but she had sex with some guy over there and broke up with me.
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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-03-2009, 02:38 PM

The internets is not a good place to meet girls. Half the time the supposed young lady is actually a MALE sodomite qweer looking to molest teenage boys.
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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-03-2009, 03:29 PM

If I go on a date I have to go by car and drive myself. It's the only way I can get there and back safely. Public transport isn't up to much and far too dangerous for a single woman especially after dark. Then again the date itself is not without its moments. I'm afraid that the men around here are only after the widows money or the widows body. Filthy creatures
That is one of the reasons I seek a good Christian husband elsewhere, there's none to be had around here, I've looked. I don't have a chaperone either, my Father passed away some years ago and there is no other male in my life to take over this role.
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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-03-2009, 04:01 PM

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The internets is not a good place to meet girls. Half the time the supposed young lady is actually a MALE sodomite qweer looking to molest teenage boys.
As a reformed Catholic, I can testify to this. The internet is only good for two things: ordering ammo and spreading the word of God.
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Default Re: When your girlfriend says this, this is what she really means - 08-03-2009, 05:05 PM

Amen, God>science !
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