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If the people who run Landover want to make to Heaven themselves, they should sell all their belongings and give it to the poor. To paraphrase, a rich man making it to Heaven is about as likely as a camel passing through the eye of a needle. Now what is your definition of rich.
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Friend, you need to use your possessions to bring others to Christ! I invite over the atheists from all around to watch sports on my wall sized plasma television. Then slip in a few sermons from Pastor Deacon Fred and their pretty much done for! Praise!

If you want to make it to heaven you better get with the picture and quit bowing to Mary.


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Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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If the people who run Landover want to make to Heaven themselves, they should sell all their belongings and give it to the poor. To paraphrase, a rich man making it to Heaven is about as likely as a camel passing through the eye of a needle. Now what is your definition of rich.
We aren't interested in papist lies on God's favorite forum. We are actual Christians here, unlike you.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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