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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 12:06 PM
Yes i am paying money to use it, hes my friend why wouldn't i pay him for use of his internet. my name is Minduser because unlike SOME people on this site i use my mind and the logic god gave me. And just because you quote things from the Bible that have the word mind in them doesn't make me evil.

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 12:20 PM
So much for friendship! True friends shouldn't have to pay Is that logical? Perhaps your name should change to USER (if so what of & how much do you pay?)

What does make you evil ? I never suggested you are evil ! Condemned out of your own mouth via your "friends" Interweb connection

Take this little test to find out how evil you are http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/
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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 12:29 PM
Why should i tell you personal information the only people i tell information about me are people i actually know!

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 12:33 PM
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Why should i tell you personal information the only people i tell information about me are people i actually know!
So why are you here again? Because it sure doesn't seem like you want to praise Jesus.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 12:43 PM
Ha! i praise Jesus every single day of my life.

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 12:44 PM
If they know you! A very BIG if indeed!

If they know you they know you & wouldn't need information!

What are you hiding? your evilness ?
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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 12:48 PM
Notice the use of i in lower case in "users" posts, when the upper case I should be used.
Very suspicious
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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 12:49 PM
Why must you demonstrate your lack of logic and therefore faith!

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 02:39 PM
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Notice the use of i in lower case in "users" posts, when the upper case I should be used.
Very suspicious
Maybe he has to pay his friend extra for using the shift key and he wants to save a little money.

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 02:50 PM
Ok don't believe me fine ring my pastor right now go on, I've given you his number: 07875604743 right him right now and see that you are all wrong.

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 02:52 PM
I hate to say this but I wonder what else he pays his friend for
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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 03:01 PM
Yes Brother, it's probably best that we don't ask for details or pictures.

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 03:17 PM
Oh yeah cheap shots are going to annoy me, hmmm no not when i have the love of Jesus!

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 03:21 PM
So you're saying you're annoyed then?

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 03:39 PM
Thank you Sister
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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 03:45 PM
Whatever i know jesus loves me and thats that!

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 03:47 PM
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Whatever i know jesus loves me and thats that!
Do you have any proof?

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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 03:49 PM
& now the Lord's Name in lower case!!!!!
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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-29-2008, 04:08 PM
Will this fool's sinful behavior never end?

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Default Re: Hi there! - 07-31-2008, 09:53 AM
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Do you have any proof?
Do you have proof that he loves you? No you don't no one does, but we still choose to believe!

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