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Default And thus the lord came to me and said... - 07-22-2008, 06:44 PM
...Will you piffle me in the filth removed? I like men you filth removed.

Yes, the lord said that to me and from that moment on, my purpose in life was known...to come to this crappy little forum, and flame all of you racist filth removed badgering filth removed.

It seems that if someone is Different than you, then you take an instant hate towards them. Now first off i wanna clear that if somebody wants to be a christian that is completely fine with me, everybody is entitled to there own beliefs, i aint gonna stop you from your own freedom, but thats one thing, just as being a racist filth removed is another. Over your forums i've seen the words 'Chink' 'Towelhead' 'Dothead' pop-up all across the forums. And im sure that one of the things god mentioned 'Love Thy Neighbour' yeah..nice way to treat your fellow man by being racist huh?

Oh, and Hi by the way ^^ Looking forward to chatting to yall.

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Default Re: And thus the lord came to me and said... - 07-22-2008, 06:53 PM
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It seems that if someone is Different than you, then you take an instant hate towards them. Now first off i wanna clear that if somebody wants to be a christian that is completely fine with me, everybody is entitled to there own beliefs, i aint gonna stop you from your own freedom, but thats one thing, just as being a racist filth removed is another.
. . . and yet the first thing you do is insult God.

We follow God's commandment to hate those who hate Him. That includes you.

Enjoy being banned, and then enjoy Hell, blasphemer.

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Default Re: And thus the lord came to me and said... - 07-22-2008, 06:59 PM
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. . . and yet the first thing you do is insult God.

We follow God's commandment to hate those who hate Him. That includes you.

Enjoy being banned, and then enjoy Hell, blasphemer.
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Default Re: And thus the lord came to me and said... - 07-22-2008, 07:01 PM
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...Will you piffle me in the ass? I like men you faget.
- oh, and learn how to spell fag boy, its faggot, but you should know that shouldn't you?

Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Default Re: And thus the lord came to me and said... - 07-22-2008, 07:09 PM
Little NoAuthority must be having another bad day at school. I Googled his name and look what popped up.
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