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Default Re: Is there a Cliff Notes version of The Bible? - 08-05-2008, 01:44 AM

Daryl was most likely a homer and you are sliding straight into HELL. There IS a cliff notes version of the Bible. It's the Ten Commandments which the Catlicks have distorted because they are no better than Wickedans.

You had better get your insurance settlement straightened out and sent it to us,
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Default Re: Is there a Cliff Notes version of The Bible? - 08-06-2008, 09:20 PM

Thank you for your wise words of concern and warning, Pastor. Yey, we must be ever vigilant.

I do understand that my dear Daryl died unsaved, as he was an unrepentant pantycoastal, yet I am not sure about the homer part, seeing as he was always quite vigorous in his worship of the female body (especially mine) (blush) and so very popular with our lady followers.

I hope I myself have escaped the fiery pits of hell by becoming a member of the Landover Baptist Church. Only time will tell.

PS: I'm sorry I've not been on the board for the last two weeks...but Daryl's flock has become increasingly violent about the return of "gifts" they gave to our church, etc., and I have been forced into hiding...
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