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Default Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:06 PM
Before I say anything else, I gotta get one thing clear:

RIP PIMP C, UGK 4EVA!

Been hearing bout this site, and thought I might put some trill-ness into this fake-ass church right here! (This is a verse from one of my tracks on the album II Trill-in stores now, make sure you go get that-It's called Get Cha Issue, and it's aimed at folks like you:

"Hey, mister preacher man, what do you say,
See you out here tryin' to save yourself some people today,
You got the Good Book in your hand and a robe on your back,
Steppin' out your 2008 Escalade Cadillac
Standin' up at the pulpit, lookin' out at the pew,
Preachin' the Good Word, tellin' Christian folks what to do,
You talkin 'bout the sinners in city, but let's keep it true,
Ain't nobody in this church a bigger sinner than you!
It's chapter this, verse that, pass the plate, pay your tithes,
Puttin' rings on your fingers and rims on your ride,
You don't need youself a $1,000 suit just to pray in,
Or a $1,000,000 house for you to stay in,
Marriage counselin' but cheating on your own wife,
Undercover pedophile, a heathen in your own right,
Let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you,
You's a dirty motherpiffleer, so it's time to get cha issue, come on,

The Good Book says 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.' Man, everytime I walk inside the church house, the preacher coverin' his eyes at me, but I know he can't know nothin' my way; he dirtier than I am! He's ridin' down the streets shinin', ballin', hollerin' at broads, hollerin' at dudes on the cool. That's why people don't go to church now; it ain't the message, it's the motherpifflein' message! Let us move on..."

Just giving y'all fugazi-ass preachers something to think about here!
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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:11 PM
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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:11 PM
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Just giving y'all fugazi-ass preachers something to think about here!
Well, BumfUGK, you haven't given us much to think about at all.

Did you ever actually READ the Bible? Or this site?

Somehow, I doubt it.

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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:12 PM
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Don't be afraid, Miss Talitha. Just stand still. Retarded bucks like this one only see movement.

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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:13 PM
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Your bandwith is no more godly than anybody else's! God made us ALL in his image and likeness; so respect your fellow man and stop being a tattletale before I give you something to tattle about!

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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:16 PM
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Well, BumfUGK, you haven't given us much to think about at all.

Did you ever actually READ the Bible? Or this site?

Somehow, I doubt it.
Yes I do know the Bible...When I accepted Jesus as my personal Lord and Savior, that was one of the best moments of my life!

Arrogant preachers like you (whether they're Catholic, Lutheran, Methodist, Presbyterian, Pentecostal, Baptist, or anybody else) are the reason nobody turns to the Lord anymore! You all need to know your place, and accept the fact that we're all sinners, and the Lord has justified us by our believing in Him!

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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:17 PM
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Yes I do know the Bible...When I accepted Jesus as my personal Lord and Savior, that was one of the best moments of my life!

Arrogant preachers like you (whether they're Catholic, Lutheran, Methodist, Presbyterian, Pentecostal, Baptist, or anybody else) are the reason nobody turns to the Lord anymore! You all need to know your place, and accept the fact that we're all sinners, and the Lord has justified us by our believing in Him!
I see you're capable of writing intelligent sentences. I take back my assumption that you were a retarded.

Have you bothered to read this site and find out what we believe?

We follow the ENTIRE Bible, Home Boy, not just the parts we think are "phat".

Believing isn't enough. You must also REPENT. That means you sincerely apologize and then STOP SINNING. FOREVER. Not like the Papists do, and say five blasphemous prayers to Jesus' dead mommy and then go sin again.

Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:19 PM
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Your bandwith is no more godly than anybody else's! God made us ALL in his image and likeness; so respect your fellow man and stop being a tattletale before I give you something to tattle about!
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As TRUE Christians™ we have respected our fellow man long before you. You are the one spreading hate in Jesus favorite forum in your racist, hamite way. I suggest you look to Christ and truly repent of your sins.


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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:22 PM
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As TRUE Christians™ we have respected our fellow man long before you. You are the one spreading hate in Jesus favorite forum in your racist, hamite way. I suggest you look to Christ and truly repent of your sins.
I'm spreading hate?

You're the people who say "Unsaved Unwelcome" and "Where The Worthwhile Worship!" Church is for sinners to keep their faith in the Lord going so that He'll forgive their sins! That means, you're defeating the whole purpose of going to church!

(Man, I wish my baby brother Pimp C were alive right now to set y'all loose-lipped punks straight!)

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(Man, I wish my baby brother Pimp C were alive right now to set y'all loose-lipped punks straight!)
I hope he is enjoying HELL!!!!

I do have to applaud you for spelling so well and being able to type. Very impressive for you being a negroe and all.



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I'm spreading hate?

You're the people who say "Unsaved Unwelcome" and "Where The Worthwhile Worship!" Church is for sinners to keep their faith in the Lord going so that He'll forgive their sins! That means, you're defeating the whole purpose of going to church!

(Man, I wish my baby brother Pimp C were alive right now to set y'all loose-lipped punks straight!)
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Christ makes it very clear that church is were His Chosen Elect® gather to separate themselves from the Hellbound, unsaved trash of the world and worship The Lord. I suggested you back to reading the Bible before posting your bigoted, anti-Christian rhetoric in Jesus' favorite forum.


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I'm spreading hate?

You're the people who say "Unsaved Unwelcome" and "Where The Worthwhile Worship!" Church is for sinners to keep their faith in the Lord going so that He'll forgive their sins! That means, you're defeating the whole purpose of going to church!

(Man, I wish my baby brother Pimp C were alive right now to set y'all loose-lipped punks straight!)
As you said, KEEP their faith. Not show up and preach hatred, as you're doing.

Once we are Saved©, we are without sin. We give up the base animal lusts (which you, declaring yourself still a sinner, obviously indulge in regularly) and are pure for Jesus. After all, He died temporarily for us; the least we can do is give up fornication, adultery, homersexuality (a tough one for you Brothers, I hear), stealing, wearing blended fabrics, working on Sundays, etc.

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I hope he is enjoying HELL!!!!

I do have to applaud you for spelling so well and being able to type. Very impressive for you being a negroe and all.
I said "RIP Pimp C"...He's been dead since December 4, 2007, so it's my job to support his memory and keep the UGK name alive till I'm dead!

You crackers (you're racist to me, so I can be racist back) at LBC are what's wrong with Christianity today!

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I hope he is enjoying HELL!!!!

I do have to applaud you for spelling so well and being able to type. Very impressive for you being a negroe and all.
The Good Book says "Love one another as I have loved you!" You're the one who's going to be burning in hell if you don't respect Jesus' words!

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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:42 PM
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The Good Book says 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.' Man, everytime I walk inside the church house, the preacher coverin' his eyes at me, but I know he can't know nothin' my way; he dirtier than I am! He's ridin' down the streets shinin', ballin', hollerin' at broads, hollerin' at dudes on the cool. That's why people don't go to church now; it ain't the message, it's the motherpifflein' message! Let us move on..."

Just giving y'all fugazi-ass preachers something to think about here!
Translate that ooga-booga jungle speak into proper American, boy. Pull up your pants, take the crack pipe out of your mouth, and leave the pie on the window seal. The Ex-Negro Academy is open to all who wish to be purified in the blood of Jesus and washed white and if you would stop dressing, talking, acting, and thinking like a retarded I might be able to get you in.

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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:49 PM
By your request, I'll translate that into cracker-talk:

The Bible says 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.' Every time I go to church, the preacher refuses to look at me, but I know he is not one to judge me; he's a bigger sinner than I am! He's riding down the streets in his sports car with custom rims and diamonds on his chain and in his teeth, spending lots of money, courting females, and courting males in secret. That's why people do not go to church now; it is not the spoken message, it's the unspoken message! Let us move on..." Just giving you fraudulent preachers something to think about here!

Does that sound any better? Have I made you late for your Ku Klux Klan meeting?

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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:51 PM
I think you are confusing LBC with Creflo Bling-Bling Dollar ministries. Dat nigga sho noes howda pass da plate.
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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 10:52 PM
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I think you are confusing LBC with Creflo Bling-Bling Dollar ministries. Dat nigga sho noes howda pass da plate.
Yes, that ministry is a disgrace to the black man!

But your ministry is a disgrace to ALL mankind!

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Default Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer! - 07-17-2008, 11:20 PM
Sweet Simpering JESUS, this is all just so disTasteful.

Are we going to start talking about Tupperware any time soon?
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