[BaptistMusician]

Good morning fellow Christians. I have decided to finally join this forum after about a week of lurking about the message board.

I am a born and raised Baptist of Calvinist leanings (if you are not inclined to religious history Calvin was one of the first to implement Baptist teachings). I live in a small town in Alabama, and I am the organist (and basically the most accomplished musician) in both local churches.

For those wishing to know my name is Robert Aaronson.

I live an ascetic lifestyle, meaning I deprive myself of all the earthly pleasures and vices so as to bring myself closer to God and Jesus. I am also a ployglot (meaning I speak multiple languages; namely English {American, British & Canadian}, German, Russian, French, Italian and Latin). I am an accomplished musician as well, I have much theoretic and practical training, and my curriculum vitae of instruments include the organ, piano, oboe, clarinet and lute.

Praise be the Lord!

[Nobar King]

Sounds like a goth. Thank God you didn't say 'merry meet'.

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by BaptistMusician

I am the organist, and basically the most accomplished in both local churches.

I'm afraid to ask what you mean by this. You can manipulate the organ better than anyone in both churches? That's quite the claim.

I speak multiple languages; namely English {American, British & Canadian},

Canadian is a language? I thought it was a lack of education.

Praise be the Lord!

Indeed, Praise be unto the Lord.

Reserving judgement until you explain exactly what you do with your fellow parishioners organ and the other churches organ that makes you the best. Details please.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Rada vas videt!

What is your favorite verse in the KJV Bible?

[BaptistMusician]

Nobar King:
No sir, I am not a goth. I personally despise them.

Brother Avatar:
I play the pipe organ, as in the musical instrument (what were you thinking I meant be organ?), and I am currently the best organist in the town. I play a Hammond RT3 at the church which I've been going to for most of my life and I play a large triple manual Wurlitzer at the other one. Canadian English is a variation of the proper forms of English.

Mr. Wright:
Вы говорите русского?

John 3:16 :: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

[Ebenezer Wright]

нет я только не тяну вашу цепь

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by BaptistMusician

Brother Avatar:
I play the pipe organ and I am currently the best organist in the town.

No doubt. Are there a lot of people vying for the title of best organist?

Canadian English is a variation of the proper forms of English.

Agreed. An often drunken always uneducated variation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by BaptistMusician

Good morning fellow Christians. I have decided to finally join this forum after about a week of lurking about the message board.

I am a born and raised Baptist of Calvinist leanings (if you are not inclined to religious history Calvin was one of the first to implement Baptist teachings). I live in a small town in Alabama, and I am the organist (and basically the most accomplished musician) in both local churches.

For those wishing to know my name is Robert Aaronson.

I live an ascetic lifestyle, meaning I deprive myself of all the earthly pleasures and vices so as to bring myself closer to God and Jesus. I am also a ployglot (meaning I speak multiple languages; namely English {American, British & Canadian}, German, Russian, French, Italian and Latin). I am an accomplished musician as well, I have much theoretic and practical training, and my curriculum vitae of instruments include the organ, piano, oboe, clarinet and lute.

Praise be the Lord!

How old are you boy? And why this interest in Godless foreigners? Why do you talk so funny?

What church do you attend by the way? I know a few pastors down your way. Can you post the link to your church website?

[Don the Baptist]

Originally Posted by BaptistMusician

Good morning fellow Christians. I have decided to finally join this forum after about a week of lurking about the message board.

I am a born and raised Baptist of Calvinist leanings (if you are not inclined to religious history Calvin was one of the first to implement Baptist teachings). I live in a small town in Alabama, and I am the organist (and basically the most accomplished musician) in both local churches.

For those wishing to know my name is Robert Aaronson.

I live an ascetic lifestyle, meaning I deprive myself of all the earthly pleasures and vices so as to bring myself closer to God and Jesus. I am also a ployglot (meaning I speak multiple languages; namely English {American, British & Canadian}, German, Russian, French, Italian and Latin). I am an accomplished musician as well, I have much theoretic and practical training, and my curriculum vitae of instruments include the organ, piano, oboe, clarinet and flute.

Praise be the Lord!

I am actually quite surprised you can even speak English being from Alabama and all. Are you gay, I think you mentioned playing the organ and flute? Would that be male organ and skin flute? Committed any grievous sins lately, if so, please tell us all about them (in detail).

What is your favorite bible verse?

[papparat]

Onanist surely ?

[Roberta]

How can you have a name like Aaronson and be a Christian? Did you take a completion course?

[BaptistMusician]

Mr. Wright:
Ah, excellent another person who speaks Russian. However let us stick the the English language, seeing that this forum is for English speakers.

Mr. Avatar:
Well seeing that the only person who has shown the dedication to proper liturgical music is my self, no.
I must agree with you on that sentiment, Canadian English is a horrendous corruption of the English language.

Pastor Ezekiel:
I am twenty-two years of age sir. Being that I live the ascetic lifestyle I need something to occupy my time, so I became a musician and a polyglot. How, pray tell, am I speaking 'funny'? If you mean my use of long and seldom heard words that I because I pride myself on being a linguist.

I don't think my church has a website.

Mr. Don:
I might be from Alabama, yet unlike others I pride myself on speaking properly. Are you insinuating that I am a homosexual? Well I assure you I am not. And that was a typo, I meant to say "lute" which is similar to a guitar. Why do so many misconstrue 'organ' to mean the male appendage. I mean the organ as in the musical instrument, as in this organ. I have not sinned in many years.

As I told Mr. Wright my most liked verse is John 3:16 (in the KJV1611).

papparat:
No sir, I am not an onanist, for that is sinful.

Roberta:
And my familial name has what to do with my religion? So my father was named Aaronson, and that insinuates what? I was born and raised in a Baptist family. What pray tell is a completion course?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Yes, I despise Russian. If I could forget all I know of it I would.

[Don the Baptist]

Originally Posted by BaptistMusician

Mr. Don:
I might be from Alabama, yet unlike others I pride myself on speaking properly. Are you insinuating that I am a homosexual? Well I assure you I am not. And that was a typo, I meant to say "lute" which is similar to a guitar. Why do so many misconstrue 'organ' to mean the male appendage. I mean the organ as in the musical instrument, as in this organ. I have not sinned in many years.

Are you denying it? You are the one making references to skin flutes and male organs. Your pornographic link above is fairly self-accusatory, click it for yourself and see.

[Bob4God]

Pardon me for saying, but you sound very arrogant, sir.

Your first post is basically nothing but you praising yourself on being an 'accomplished musician,' some kind nonsense language expert, and how holy and self-sacrificing you are.

Why don't you try giving JESUS a little glory?

A man’s pride shall bring him low: but honor shall uphold the humble in spirit.
Proverbs 29:23 KJV

By the way, isn't the oboe some kind of gay instrument?

[Nobar King]

So you just sit around playing the organ all the time? Do you keep your macBook on the top so you can keep up with the latest news?

[Roberta]

Originally Posted by Roberta

How can you have a name like Aaronson and be a Christian? Did you take a completion course?

Aaronson is a Jewish patronymic surname, meaning "son of Aaron", the prefix Aaron meaning "lofty". It is most common amongst Jews in English language countries. "Aaronsohn" is a variant spelling most common amongst Jews in Europe and Israel.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by BaptistMusician

Pastor Ezekiel:
I am twenty-two years of age sir. Being that I live the ascetic lifestyle I need something to occupy my time, so I became a musician and a polyglot. How, pray tell, am I speaking 'funny'? If you mean my use of long and seldom heard words that I because I pride myself on being a linguist.

Don't you come in here and start boasting about your favorite perversions boy! There are ladies present! You don't need to be using language like that.

Originally Posted by BaptistMusician

I don't think my church has a website.

Nonsense. All churches have websites.

I think you're a snotty boy who thinks he's better than everyone. You are long on the 3-dollar words and short on Scripture. I'd like to have a talk with your pastor. Contact me privately (you can click on my email link at the bottom of my signature) and give me his name, your church's name and phone number. We'll see if you're anything like you claim to be.

[papparat]

22 years old? A child, a mere child with much to learn