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Originally Posted by Randy Gukta
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Lessee . . .
In the first story, God had the Israelites massacre people who had opposed them 400 years prior. This tells me that, since all eternity is as the blink of an eye with God, heathens had better not think they got away with something just because they don't get trouble a day or two -- or century or two -- later.
In the second story, some heathens (I think I saw Van Squatter and Lilith in there) had stolen lands that the Israelites hadn't learned about yet. So the Israelites went and took those lands back, much like Godly Americans are doing to those Iraqi heathens who are squatting on our oil. Lesson? Don't steal from God!
The third story tells me that God will give you leprosy if you criticize His chosen leaders.
To sum up, the overarching lesson is that heathens should not criticize True Christians or steal God's bandwidth with jabbering nonsense unless they wish to risk psoriasis, eczema, scabies, mass slaughter, or death in the immediate or very distant future.