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04-05-2014, 10:55 AM
Mr nobrains, Goodness gracious me! I don't understand a word of that! Is it vulgar language?
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04-05-2014, 11:22 AM
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Blah Blah Blah I'm a dumb Athiest who can't spell blah blah blah anal sex blah blah blah
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This is not a debate forum dear. Leave us to pray in peace unless you would like to repent your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Savior.
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04-05-2014, 08:45 PM
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One of those things doesn't work with the other.
And, who are you? Maybe you should make an introduction thread, like maybe in the introductions forum? Where people make introduction threads, to like introduce themselves? So that other people have half a freaking clue about who is saying something, and whether they should listen to this person or ignore them because they're just this voice on the internet who could be a total raving loony madman who will come over to their house in the middle of the night, cut the phone line and splice in a microphone and ringer thingie so he could call them and they'd answer the phone but there's no voice there, just some breathing and then they start to freak out a little bit and then someone in the audience yells out, "He's in the house!", which just spoils it for anyone who hadn't seen the movie before.
Just an idea.
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Arrogant atheists certainly have an imagination, even if they are headed for the fiery pit that burneth with an everlasting flame. I am sure Jesus has a spot reserved just for you, Mr. Much. I know I will enjoy watching you there.
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04-06-2014, 12:10 AM
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Arrogant atheists certainly have an imagination, even if they are headed for the fiery pit that burneth with an everlasting flame. I am sure Jesus has a spot reserved just for you, Mr. Much. I know I will enjoy watching you there.
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Be cautious, Sister, for if you haven't had a child before you hit menopause, you won't be watching and laughing atheists burn in a lake of fire, you'll be next to them, writhing in agony.
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04-07-2014, 08:01 PM
Easter. A time of recognition of the murder of Jesus.
As most of you know, being you are Christians, the best way to honor the killing of Jesus is by showing God we understand the ways of the murderous joos and catlicks. Here at the Hutchins home, we do this by a careful re-enactment. Several weeks ago, one of the Hutchins boys was tasked with cutting down a massive old growth oak an axe. Then with the axe, saw and scraper, he created beams about 6 inches square and 11 feet long. He mortises out and created a cross. Some of the other smaller children fashioned spikes out of iron ore dug from one of the old mines on the property. To see a ten year old boy working the forge, the black coke on his forehead and the sweat on his brow, swinging the hammer on the cherry red metal, sparks flying. Truly joyous.
This Friday night, the boy (I forget his name) will carry the cross from the woodshop up to the top of Hutchins hill (about a mile rock strew hike) while the rest of the family taunts and throws stones at him. The Hutchins women are preparing a feast feat for God and will have tables set up on the way for everyone (but what his name with the cross) to snack on as it is a mile hike.
Saturday morning, the cross should be set in the ground and the boy, perched up in it. Secular law forbids us from driving the spikes through his flesh, so there are set into the cross and the boy stands on the spkes at his feet and holds onto those at his hands. All day long, the feast continues as does the rock throwing, well into the night.
Usually, on Sunday morning the boy has collapsed and is take to Abner's Cave and he is tossed in with a plate of fat and a Bible. We close the cave off with rock (we use a backhoe as only God is strong enough to move the boulders unaided)
Glory!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-18-2014, 12:57 PM
I think easter is about candy, candyeggs are really nice.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-18-2014, 01:02 PM
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I think easter is about candy, candyeggs are really nice.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-18-2014, 01:21 PM
How dare you! On such a Holy day, especially. The day Jesus died (temporarily) for your sins. You disgust me, you wretched child. You will surely go to Hell and the fires will burn your flesh for all eternity. Begone you wicked demon.
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04-18-2014, 01:38 PM
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How dare you! On such a Holy day, especially. The day Jesus died (temporarily) for your sins. You disgust me, you wretched child. You will surely go to Hell and the fires will burn your flesh for all eternity. Begone you wicked demon.
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Well I was just being honest about what I think about easter Are you not supposed to be honest in christianity?
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-18-2014, 01:43 PM
You are doomed to Hell, regardless.
And I don't see where you have posted an introduction.
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04-18-2014, 02:26 PM
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You are doomed to Hell, regardless.
And I don't see where you have posted an introduction.
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Sorry about that, i have an introduction now. Check it out if you want!
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04-18-2014, 03:37 PM
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Well I was just being honest about what I think about easter Are you not supposed to be honest in christianity?
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Sure, and then Jesus will be honest with you when He says, "Depart from me" and casts you into hell (Matthew 7:23).
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04-18-2014, 04:24 PM
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Sure, and then Jesus will be honest with you when He says, "Depart from me" and casts you into hell (Matthew 7:23).
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I have no problem with that, I was just being honest
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04-18-2014, 08:29 PM
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You will, dear friend. You will.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-19-2014, 05:34 PM
Asgard.
the bible is 2014 years old
the Vikings faith is over 4000 years old so who is the real god
see the gods below
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Freya
thor
loki
baldur
donar
frigg
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04-19-2014, 06:37 PM
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Asgard.
the bible is 2014 years old
the Vikings faith is over 4000 years old so who is the real god
see the gods below
I am proud that I came from the Vikings
Freya
thor
loki
baldur
donar
frigg
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I've never seen such a long list of fake gods. That last one should be called "one more friggen god."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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04-19-2014, 07:34 PM
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I've never seen such a long list of fake gods. That last one should be called "one more friggen god."
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Loooooooooool! I don't think these "gods" are fake, though. I'm pretty sure they're demons.
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04-19-2014, 09:26 PM
One of your 'gods' only had one eye. No doubt, rejected by God, that spiteful creature snuck off to create his own religion.
Leviticus 21:20-21 20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
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04-19-2014, 10:07 PM
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I am proud that I came from the Vikings
Freya
thor
loki
baldur
donar
frigg
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I don't know who Freyda is, but I know that Thor and Loki are made-up characters from Marvel comic books. American teenagers use them to masturbate with.
The rest are probably Swiss demons.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-19-2014, 10:36 PM
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Asgard.
the bible is 2014 years old
the Vikings faith is over 4000 years old so who is the real god
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And some religions go back before that. Have you ever heard of something called the appeal to antiquity? If not, I suggest that you look it up.
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