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09-16-2006, 10:23 PM
Dear president/savior Bush:
Please convince at least some of those illegal Messicans to go back home.
Now add your prayers!
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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09-16-2006, 10:39 PM
Dear Pres Bush,I hope your president for a long time. I'm enjoying this-HelmsFan55
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09-16-2006, 11:29 PM
Dear Most AWESOMEST KICKASS PRESIDENT EVER,
You are a MAN'S man. I suggest you run that "Constitution" and "Bill of Rights" crap through the nearest paper shredder you can find. Or, even better, I suggest that you throw them on the nearest bonfire for witches and homers. I fear that Congress and the Senate may be sissifying you -- I say you DISBAND them, send them to RUSSIA, where they belong.
In George's Name,
Amen
ps - another tax break would be useful -- its such a pain to have to transfer funds from offshore accounts every two weeks!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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09-17-2006, 12:02 AM
Dear Goldy President Bush,
Please reinstate the slave laws. Give the decent ones to all True Christians™ to act as good hard-working slaves, then send all the bad ones back to Afreaka.
It makes my heart feel heavy knowing they are on the loose in the USA, stealing pies, raping women and dealing drugs.
Heartfelt, Sister Thumper
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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09-17-2006, 01:42 AM
Dear Divinely hand-picked ruler of the entire earth:
Please consolidate your worldwide reign soon. The world needs more of the wisdom that you have shown in Towelheadistan.
Amen.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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09-17-2006, 04:50 AM
Dear Godly President GWB: I humbly pray that you sign an executive order this very day that would replace all current secular laws with the Holy KJV1611 Bible. We need no other guide to show the world how right we are, and how wrong they are. I beseech you in Jesus' Holy Name to create a True Christian Kingdom here on earth, today. Nothing would please Jesus more! Amen!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-17-2006, 11:54 AM
Dear savior GWB . May our lord Jesus guide you in your presidency filled with imense intelligence that cannot be mesaured by earthly tests.
Bring peace and harmony to the middle east and raise taxes for all the poor immigrants
Amen!
Last edited by Andreas; 09-17-2006 at 12:45 PM.
Reason: Realized how stupid I was. Forgive me!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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09-17-2006, 12:35 PM
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May our lord Jesus guide you in your obvious lack of brain and understanding reality.
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Jesus and I are very disappointed in your attitude toward our Godly President.
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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09-17-2006, 04:19 PM
I am extremely sorry for insulting the godly president. But I thought you take his intelligence as a proof of Jesus's guidance and intervention at the election.
Praise Jesus and GWB
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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09-17-2006, 04:28 PM
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I am extremely sorry for insulting the godly president.
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Bless you. Jesus has a special love for the lost sheep who are found again (Luke 15:3-7).
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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09-17-2006, 04:30 PM
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Bless you. Jesus has a special love for the lost sheep who are found again (Luke 15:3-7).
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Praise, brother!
I don't know what I was thinking ... but I again respect our loving leaders: Jesus and GWB.
Jesus will return
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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09-17-2006, 08:24 PM
Godly Brother Bush, I have heard terrble news that no longer will the "Hummer" be for sale.
Should you have an extra Humvee you don't use too much over in Iraq, can I have it?
I know it's not likely our Brave Boys will have one just laying around that they don't need, but it would sure get the attention of the roughly 200 un$avED "people" left in this Country when I drive the streets in that Baby - all decorated up for Christmas and with Christian and pro-Life bumper stickers on it everywhere. Praise!
An expectant Sue Vera
(Pastor! Should I have Word-ed that another way?)
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Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God True Christian™ Theologian
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09-18-2006, 12:00 AM
Oh Precious Savior, May every raghead death lighten your heart and ease your burden of caring for us all. Amen.
I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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09-18-2006, 01:20 AM
Dear President Bush, please make it legal to stone homers and harlots like the good old days!
Got Jesus?
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09-18-2006, 01:37 AM
Most beloved President,
Please elminate all those handout programs that falsely prop-up non-Whites and make them even worse off than what they are... And use that money as subsidies to the hard-working White American farmers who produce the beef on my table and the tobacco in my pipe.
Tobacco... Oh, how I miss the days of The Honorable Jesse Helms, Senator of North Carolina!!
"If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."
- W. A. "Billy" Sunday, 1925.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-18-2006, 04:07 AM
Dear Dubya,
Please, please put that monkey lookalike in charge instead of you. An improvement will undoubtedly be seen almost immediately once this is done!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
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09-18-2006, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs.Van Blasfeemy
Please, please put that monkey lookalike in charge instead of you. An improvement will undoubtedly be seen almost immediately once this is done!
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dear lord Presdint, i no it alot to asks it be like a mirackle worthy of lord Jesus but please set Mrs.Hellsinger free from that demon of evilutions, she infest nearly all of her posts wiv them secklar talks an now she insultin you wiv her monkey-worships
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-18-2006, 09:46 AM
I'm sorry Petal.
I'll apologize right now.
Dear president, I am ever so sorry that you resemble a monkey and could well be representative of the missing link. I am ever, ever so sorry.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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09-18-2006, 09:59 AM
Dear Mrs Van Uvula. I notice that you keep calling our GODLY President a monkey whild displaying the signature that your grandfather was one as well. Maybe you are the third Bush daughter.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-18-2006, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Dear Mrs Van Uvula. I notice that you keep calling our GODLY President a monkey whild displaying the signature that your grandfather was one as well. Maybe you are the third Bush daughter.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Don't ever SAY that!!!!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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