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Default A way to get rid of all those annoying polls - 08-12-2016, 09:56 PM

Every 4 years it seems, there is a big commotion about predicting the next President based on tons of inaccurate polls over many, many months. It's all very annoying and unnecessary. To prevent this in the future, I propose to reduce the election cycle by 1 year. This will cut off all the polling that would occur in the 4th year.

If we could apply this retroactively then Donald would win the election easily.


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Jesus' eternal love Re: A way to get rid of all those annoying polls - 08-12-2016, 10:53 PM

I love when people speak of "polls" because polls mean numbers. Let's remember that Mr. Trump has broken every record. He even garnered more supporters than the gay Elton John in the same arena. Mr. Trump doesn't play guitar, yet his crowds and supporters are bigger in numbers than anything we've ever seen, even those silly rock bands.

Consider too that those who have waited in line for hours and hours on end will surely stand in line for minutes to vote for him in November. Now we really see the landslide and the victory. Praise God!

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Default Re: A way to get rid of all those annoying polls - 08-13-2016, 12:28 AM

A fine idea, brother! I'll leave that up to leaders such as yourself to get this done. As a humble housewife and keeper of the home, I've learned to just keep it simple. The simplest thing to do is pray and trust like a little child that our sincere wishes will come true (not in a magical, wishing-on-a-shooting-star kind of way, because that's silly and not real, but in a realistic way because God will cause reality to conform to our request). I was much heartened to learn earlier this year that if my prayers aren't answered, I need not loose hope. Pastor Bathfire explains just how prayer works, and that includes retroactive prayer. So if our prayers aren't answered by November, we can still pray after the election that the Donald had won the election.


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Default Re: A way to get rid of all those annoying polls - 08-24-2016, 09:14 AM

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A fine idea, brother! I'll leave that up to leaders such as yourself to get this done. As a humble housewife and keeper of the home, I've learned to just keep it simple. The simplest thing to do is pray and trust like a little child that our sincere wishes will come true (not in a magical, wishing-on-a-shooting-star kind of way, because that's silly and not real, but in a realistic way because God will cause reality to conform to our request). I was much heartened to learn earlier this year that if my prayers aren't answered, I need not loose hope. Pastor Bathfire explains just how prayer works, and that includes retroactive prayer. So if our prayers aren't answered by November, we can still pray after the election that the Donald had won the election.
Wow Mary! I'm impressed! We both know politics are too complicated for women to grasp, but it seems like you've actually got some of it right this time!


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