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Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 89 0.44%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 20,076 99.56%
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 12-15-2017, 06:47 PM

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Honestly, I'm not quite sure if this whole website and its members are a joke.
We are not sure about you either. Unlike you, we have introduced ourselves in the right manner, being polite towards each other and gained the trust of other members.


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I wasn't even raised to be religious.

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Anyway, why do people think asexuality is such a sin? Doesn't god not want sex until marriage? What if we never get married?Not everyone needs children, a married partner, or even a date.

You have to multiply, because God ordered so.


Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.



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This Earth is already dealing with overpopulation already.

You know what else is overpopulated? Hell. Good luck complaining there.


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It's just that a lot of us asexuals are actually repulsed by sex. If your stupid brain can't handle such a word, it means we are not interested and disgusted by it.

And since when sex is about enjoying it? I don't enjoy sex with my wife. I am actually repulsed by it. But I do what I have to, and beget soldiers for Christ nevertheless.


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Just so you know, asexuals can date and have sex. Not all are sex repulsed. Sex for their partner's gratification and dating for romantic attraction. Asexuals have no sexual attraction but can have romantic attractions.

Of course they can, and that is why is a sin they don't, in the occasions they should.


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You shouldn't compare homosexuality with bestiality, necrophilia, or paedophilia either. They are all different things and being a part of the lgbt+ community won't make you one. If you're stupid enough to not know what these things are: bestiality is basically having an attraction towards an animal, necrophilia is having an attraction towards a dead body, and paedophilia is having an attraction towards children.

So much anger and name calling, I suggest you to find a partner and get married and have sex, maybe you can find a relax after it.


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How can these three terrible things match up with lgbt+ people? It doesn't make sense. If it does to you well I'll be shocked.

They all are against God's will. Simply as that.


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Also, your thing about corrective rape? That doesn't seem right. Many people suffer from rape, harassment, and much more, and they are scarred by it. Victims of sexual assault can also experience PTSD, emotional trauma, depression, anxiety, etc due to the situation. It's the same thing with an asexual person. Raping them won't make them want sex, only despise it more.
And sex is not about wanting something, is about doing something for the Glory of our Lord and Saviour.

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Us asexuals can't help the fact we don't want sex.

Yes you can!


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It's always been that way. I'm an asexual man and I have a girlfriend.Woah, surprising.

Not surprising, your girlfriend can date a democrat too, or a nigro. Girls not well educated do terrible things in their youth.


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I'm not a Satan worshipper because that's also a religion. Being asexual and grey-romantic, I've hurt no one. I'm done with this forum and everyone's bullshit.

Bye! I will be praying for you!


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Jesus Re: God Hates Asexuals - 12-27-2017, 12:52 AM

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The Perversion

We spend a lot of time on this forum deploring homers, and rightly so. But there is a new group of perverts that until recently has been flying below the radar. The asexual agenda has been gaining momentum over the last few years, so much so that supposedly “acephobia” is now a thing. Asexuals are people who say they have no desire to have sex. They claim it is a sexual preference or orientation just like heterosexuality or homosexuality. Most liberal Christians view asexuality as okay. After all, doesn’t Jesus condone celibacy (Matt 19:12)? And doesn’t Paul speak of a “gift of singleness” (1 Cor 7:7)?

First off let me say that there is doubt even in the secular community as to whether asexuality really exists. Wickedpedia says, “[Other scholars] state that it is the denial of one's natural sexuality, and that it is a disorder caused by shame of sexuality or anxiety....” It is possible that many asexuals are suppressing their desire for marriage and children simply because they are impotent or queer or too ugly to find a partner. But the fact remains that there are a growing number of people who claim to be asexual, and many of them use passages like Matt 19:12 and 1 Cor 7:7 to justify their behavior.


The Biblical Standard

Right at the outset of the Bible, God makes it clear that a man shall “leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh” (Gen 2:24). Men ought to marry and, once married, cleave to their wives and become one flesh with them — in other words, have sex. Sexless marriages are not an option for asexuals, not an easy out, for Paul says to married couples, “Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency” (1 Cor 7:5).

Procreation is another divine requirement. God told Adam and Eve to “be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it” (Gen 1:28a). It is especially important that a woman not shirk her duty to bear sons, for “she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety” (1 Tim 2:15). All women should strive to be like Rachel, who said to her husband Jacob, “Give me children, or else I die” (Gen 30:1). In fact, all beings are expected to be fruitful and multiply (Gen 1:22). Studies done by secular scientists claiming that asexuality is observable in the animal kingdom must therefore be rejected. They are as spurious as the claims that homosexuality has been observed among animals.


The Controversy

Now let’s examine Matt 19:12 — “For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.” Does this passage really condone asexuality? Jesus describes three kinds of eunuchs:
1) Those “which were born so from their mother’s womb.” These are people born without the ability to reproduce. It is significant that Jesus calls them eunuchs, suggesting that they have some sort of congenital defect that prevents them from reproducing or engaging in sex. Asexuals cannot use this passage to say that they were “born that way,” without the desire to have sex. All babies are born without the desire to have sex! Satan only begins to tempt people with sexual desire when they hit puberty.

2) Those “which were made eunuchs of men.” These are real eunuchs, men who have been castrated. It is important to remember that “he that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord” (Deut 23:1).

3) Those “which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.” Of course eunuch in this sense is metaphorical. Where in all of God’s holy Word does He require His people to physically mutilate their genitalia? These people deny their desire to serve God in marriage and procreation that they may serve God in the furtherance of His kingdom. No doubt this sacrifice is like having one’s stones cut off, hence Jesus’ choice of the word eunuch. I believe this is an extremely rare calling, but more on that later.
This verse says nothing about women. Women can’t be eunuchs. And it doesn’t let the unsaved off the hook.

So what about the “gift of singleness?” It’s important to get 1 Cor 7:7 in context. Many asexual activists conveniently ignore the fact that just five verses earlier Paul wrote “let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband” (v2). When Paul writes, “But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that,” he is speaking of Christians. Every Christian has a gift of God. The unsaved don’t receive spiritual gifts from the Holy Ghost. Therefore the unsaved cannot have the gift of singleness. They are still obliged to marry and have sons or else incur God’s displeasure.

We know that when Paul wrote his letter to the church in Corinth, he was single (1 Cor 7:7-8), though he may have been married earlier in life. He describes his singleness as a gift. He had made himself eunuch for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. But how common is this gift? Paul himself told Timothy that “a bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife” (1 Tim 3:2) and “let the deacons be the husbands of one wife” (1 Tim 3:12). Elders and deacons are required to marry so that they can prove their leadership skills to the church by “ruling their children and their own houses well” (1 Tim 3:12). Therefore elders and deacons cannot have the gift of singleness.

I believe the gift of singleness is very rare. I would be very suspicious of any professing Christian today who claimed to have the gift. The Apostle Paul was an incredibly gifted man, able to perform signs and wonders (Acts 14:3, 1 Thes 1:5), heal the sick (Acts 28:9) and, on one occasion, raise the dead (Acts 20:9-10). He was working to expand the kingdom of heaven. We also know that Paul suffered many tribulations: “Are they ministers of Christ? (I speak as a fool) I am more; in labours more abundant, in stripes above measure, in prisons more frequent, in deaths oft. Of the Jews five times received I forty stripes save one. Thrice was I beaten with rods, once was I stoned, thrice I suffered shipwreck, a night and a day I have been in the deep; in journeyings often, in perils of waters, in perils of robbers, in perils by mine own countrymen, in perils by the heathen, in perils in the city, in perils in the wilderness, in perils in the sea, in perils among false brethren; in weariness and painfulness, in watchings often, in hunger and thirst, in fastings often, in cold and nakedness” (2 Cor 11:23-27). God probably decided he didn’t need the additional burden of caring for a woman and so bestowed on him a special gift.

All these passages tell us is that God may grant a gift of singleness to a True Christian™ who is working to expand His kingdom. I would not dare call such a person an asexual. Asexuality applies only to unsaved people who refuse to marry and have sons because they claim to have no sexual desire.


The Problem

As we’ve seen in the oft-misquoted passages above, there is no Scripture that by any stretch of the imagination excuses the unsaved from following the Biblical imperative to be fruitful and multiply. Yet asexuals use their “orientation” as an excuse to disobey God. Asexuality is as unnatural as homosexuality, for even the majority of the unsaved by nature have the decency and the desire to marry and have children. The asexual agenda is a secular movement, not one dedicated to furthering the kingdom of heaven.

The Mary-worshipping, ring-kissing papists have been endorsing asexuality for centuries. They think it’s okay for their nuns, monks and priests not to marry. But Catholics aren’t Christians, and for many priests asexuality is a gateway preference that leads to pedophilia and homosexuality.

Contemporary secular concerns about climate change and overpopulation have been debunked numerous times on this forum, so I won’t go into here, only to say that it is no excuse for remaining single and childless.

To the unsaved asexuality may seem trivial, benign. Yet we know that “whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all” (Jas 2:10) and “cursed be he that confirmeth not all the words of this law to do them” (Deut 27:26a). We know that in Noah’s day, men had become so wicked that “it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth” (Gen 6:6). Yet even these guys still “did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all” (Lk 17:27). Ultimately, if you choose to be asexual in this life, if you spit on God’s institution of marriage and family and undermine the fabric of society, you will spend an eternity in outer darkness, where “there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth” (Matt 8:12) and “where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched” (Mk 9:44).


The Solution

If you have been born with a condition that prevents you from reproducing or having sex, or if you have been castrated or sustained an injury to your manhood, that’s too bad; you’d better pray for a miracle or something. Otherwise

MAN UP AND GET MARRIED!






Asexuality is the lack of sexual desire/attraction and doesn't really have much to do with homosexuality or whatever 'perversion' you've got it labeled as. They're actually the absolute antithesis of the sort, being without sexual attraction or 'perversion'Besides, I think the seven billion people on this planet are probably more than enough. Life is about more than your genitalia and how you use it.
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Asexuality is the lack of sexual desire/attraction and doesn't really have much to do with homosexuality or whatever 'perversion' you've got it labeled as. They're actually the absolute antithesis of the sort, being without sexual attraction or 'perversion'Besides, I think the seven billion people on this planet are probably more than enough. Life is about more than your genitalia and how you use it.
Not at all true, friend. Not bonding with a female to create Christian Soldiers© to make the Baptist Church the largest religion in the world to wage war against sinners is just wrong. The Holy Bible tells us so. Not to make babies is the reason for living (along with giving praise to God). You know, your grandparents had to 'do it'. Imagine what your life would be like if those 'chose not to do it'. Everyone has to buck up and do things they do not want to. I have over thirty living children (IIRC).


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Life is about more than your genitalia and how you use it.
True! Life is about glorifying the Lord Christ Jesus!

But how do you propose we do this without honoring Him? How do you suppose we glorify and worship our King without submitting to His Authority? I mean, that doesn't make sense.

Fortunately, the Holy Bible does!

We can make sense of our life by reading God's Plan for us!

For women, that is incubating and bearing fierce and rugged Soldiers of Christ under the charge of her husband!

You'll find when you obey your nature (Genesis 2:18; 3:16), you're much more satisfied with your life than when you fight against it, dear. Remember dear, your genitalia doesn't belong to you. It's not your choice what to do with it (1 Corinthians 6:13). And you deprive a True Christian™ man his only hope from sin of the flesh (1 Corinthians 7:5). Do you want to be that selfish?

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Yours is post #663. Did you by any chance read post #661? It's at the top of the page and has a clickable link. But perhaps you can't read and are using a text2speech app. You are right when you say that life is about more than genitalia. Satan has plenty of ways to misapply all those other aspects of life and there are threads here for guidance concerning that. This thread however ..can you guess what it's about? ..no I didn't think so ..this thread is about appropriate use of the generative capability given to us by God.

Now unless you are a freak you will have this ability too. Not everyone attains reproductive maturity at the same age but does that bother the advertising industry? No. Satan pumps out his message regardless: "Drink fizzy-pop, it's what everyone does at sex orgies!" and then there's a picture of some fizz with assorted half naked romeos. Or chewing gum. "Look at this trollop chewing gum!!" and yes, there holding some product is a semi-nude floozie possibly in a jacuzzi and it could even be raining. "Wow!!!" the billboard screeches as you drive by. "How about this supercharged convertible??" and sure enough it's parked in the middle of a sex orgy (or what is about to turn into one) this is how products are marketed and everyone can see the background. Although when advertising undergarments it's less suggestive background and more thinly veiled genitalia.

For some people, cardinals for instance, the response is wheel me down to the nearest orgy
For others, not yet having the interest, the response is

This aspect of the problem is obvious. Appleofmyeve has seen the adverts, doesn't understand them and not wishing to seem a freak declares the asex. God has nevertheless provided generative organs for everyone and God has explained the reason.

GENESIS 1 .KJV . look up
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So God created man in his own image,
27b In the image of God created he him;
27c Male and female created he them.
28a And God blessed them,
28b And God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply,
28c And replenish the earth,
28d And subdue it

Later on and directly connected to misapplication of the generative organs (in excess rather than deficiency) God decided to kill everyone.

GENESIS 6 .KJV . look up
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And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, that the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.
3 And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
5-6 And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

Well I hardly need to point out what was going on do I. Genital obsessed maniacs were on the rampage to an even greater extent than in San Francisco, New York, London or Paris. And Holland. And Copenhagen. I won't refer to The Vatican again but we all know what's going on just about everywhere behind shrubs in parks at railway stations after they close prowling around in supermarkets pretending to look at fancy cakes but swivelling the eyeball at every passer-by or at least thinking about it which they all obviously are. And in the car park. Can't they think about anything else? It revolts me.

Afterwards just about everyone was dead. What could God do? He issued a commandment which, since it hasn't been rescinded, is still in force.

GENESIS 6 .KJV . look up
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And God blessed Noah and his sons,
1b And said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply,
1c And replenish the earth.
2a And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth

Notice how God is consistent? The genitals are not for breeding with divers species, whatever their origin, and not for afternoon delight. They are created to replenish the earth and to glorify God. Saying "Oh, I know better than God" is not something He appreciates, especially when He's gone out of His way to make things clear for us. To contradict God is to deny The Holy Ghost and in this case there would be no redress. There is a single outcome.

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Assexuality is so backward and disgusting, that I think the assexuals all should be round up and forcibly raped so that they know what glorious sensations of child-making they are missing out on!
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Are you suggesting retroactive concupiscence to antediluvian times? Who seduced whom? The hairies or the smooths? And who dragged whom to the cave? The arts fascinated female or the sweat wallowing male? They're all gone now but to the asexual these aspects of human interaction (and if they can breed they're human) suggest something else.

.Asexual demoniac: Wow, you are ten a cool shape!!!!!!!!
. Normal person: Nine lick about here ...-.......lower
. .Demoniac: Can I bite it.
. . Mohammedan: Dahn the mosque you can swipe it off altogether!
. . .God: Eight I can repopulate the world without any of youse, spin south!!!

. . . .The asexualist denies Scripture
. . . . cannot reproduce (except by some extraneous command theory)
. . . . .and thinks secular body shapes are appealing
. . . . . Why??
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I have a question. My daughter who is 20 cam out to me last year as "ace" saying that she has always felt this way. She also said that when she was 16 she was "raped" by someone trying to fix her and she became pregnant. He is now almost 4 and already ready to give up his life for Jesus! My question is, Has she really felt this way her whole life? how can I tell if she's lying? Did she say she was raped to cover up her sin?
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I have a question. My daughter who is 20 cam out to me last year as "ace" saying that she has always felt this way. She also said that when she was 16 she was "raped" by someone trying to fix her and she became pregnant. He is now almost 4 and already ready to give up his life for Jesus! My question is, Has she really felt this way her whole life? how can I tell if she's lying? Did she say she was raped to cover up her sin?
Your husband did not beat your daughter enough as a child. That's your problem. There's no point in her son giving up his life to Christ, for he will not be welcome in Jesus' Bosom.

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD;
even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:2


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Your husband did not beat your daughter enough as a child. That's your problem. There's no point in her son giving up his life to Christ, for he will not be welcome in Jesus' Bosom.
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD;
even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
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Amen, Dear blessed Sister Mary, Amen and Amen! You've hit the nail right on the head there. And since the parent did not discipline the child thoroughly, now the shame is on the doorstep of the family:

Proverbs 29:15 "The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame."

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I have a question. My daughter who is 20 cam out to me last year as "ace" saying that she has always felt this way. She also said that when she was 16 she was "raped" by someone trying to fix her and she became pregnant. He is now almost 4 and already ready to give up his life for Jesus! My question is, Has she really felt this way her whole life? how can I tell if she's lying? Did she say she was raped to cover up her sin?
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Your husband did not beat your daughter enough as a child. That's your problem. There's no point in her son giving up his life to Christ, for he will not be welcome in Jesus' Bosom.
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD;
even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:2
What I don't understand, is why this poster did not make her daughter marry her rapist?

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Just marry her to her rapist, and you'll have a single solution for two problems:

1) Her behavior will be her husband's problem from now on, instead of the parents'.
2) The child no longer will be a bastard hated by God.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-25-2019, 11:55 PM

Thankyou so much! My husband and I are going to be talking about this! Our daughter is a disgrace to our lives. It's time to give her the discipline she lacked growing up. I'm so grateful that I found this place!
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Thankyou so much! My husband and I are going to be talking about this! Our daughter is a disgrace to our lives. It's time to give her the discipline she lacked growing up. I'm so grateful that I found this place!
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And here is another bit of Holy Scripture to keep you inspired toward your goal:
Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." So, remember: spare the rod, spoil the child. I'm sure you husband will use his nice, big rod to fix things up very nicely.
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Then I wonder what this means:

Zechariah 14:1-2: Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, and thy spoil shall be divided in the midst of thee. For I will gather all nations against Jerusalem to battle; and the city shall be taken, and the houses rifled, and the women ravished; and half of the city shall go forth into captivity, and the residue of the people shall not be cut off from the city.

Or this:

2 Samuel 12:11: Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give [them] unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.

The Bible has plenty of other passages about women as spoils of war.
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If somebody tries to take me as 'spoils of war', they're going to lose some fingers to my knife at the very least. It's a plain and simple matter of self defense.
Maybe you should find a flight to Kabul (there should be plenty of empty planes going in that direction). There's plenty of incels with Kalashnikovs running around there, you can try your fighting skills on them.
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If somebody tries to take me as 'spoils of war', they're going to lose some fingers to my knife at the very least. It's a plain and simple matter of self defense.
So, in addition to imagining yourself as a bold defender of Christianity (who barely knows the Bible) you also picture yourself as Black Widow.*

Someone certainly has a rich inner life.






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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 08-19-2021, 02:25 AM

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Thanks for the tip, I've actually been considering joining the military and possibly joining a private security force afterwards, and there's always jobs in the middle east with those. So I actually may do that, thanks for the tip!
Oh sweetie. You have such innocent vision of war and the military. Well, assuming you survive, I'm looking forward to giving you spare change when you inevitably end up homeless (as most PTSD-ridden veterans do).
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 08-19-2021, 02:49 AM

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Oh sweetie. You have such innocent vision of war and the military. Well, assuming you survive, I'm looking forward to giving you spare change when you inevitably end up homeless (as most PTSD-ridden veterans do).
Considering some of the demands of military training--such as following orders, deferring to higher authority and maintaining a degree of self-abnegation--I have a sneaking feeling that certain persons would be likely to "wash out" very early in the process.

After all, one of the first things required of the raw recruits is that they have to just stand there, and not talk back. My moment comes at the thought of our little troll doll being called "maggot" and being asked, "Do you think you're funny?" Trollie will of course, assume that she is actually being asked for her opinion and will mouth off with some remark or other, thereby increasing her push-up requirements or whatever it is they make the girl recruits do.


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