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Default Avoid Danny's Gun shop at all costs! - 12-31-2017, 01:32 AM

I decided today was a nice day and I wanted to add another to my collection that I have laying around my house. I enjoy collecting guns. Anywho, I drove over to Danny's Gun Shop in excitement and didn't realize that I was a little bit into the next parking spot over. I am quite old as most of you know and at my age my eyesight and reaction time has slowed down a bit. That's natural. I also probably guess it to be a punishment I carry for my past gay experiences. Anywhp, I walked inside and saw a nice deal for a buy one get one half off sale. It also happened to be a Saturday which is also when they put the gun show sign out. I've never had to do a background or mental check on these days. For whatever reason, the young man who just started working there asked for my papers to prove I am not a looney rooney. I was a bit confused and taken aback that he'd ask this. Regardless, I pulled out the confirmation email printout of my NRA membership that I bought from the NRA website online. The NRA makes it easy to be an NRA member by doing it all online you see. The young man gave me a laugh and said that he doesn't want to see that!!!! I told him that my drivers license is all I got but that since it's Saturday the store doesn't have to see it. He still asked to see it though. I ask him why and he says it's to check to see if I have a criminal history or mental disorders. I told him no and that it's none of his business and to check up on how owning guns is a god given right!!!! Oh was I fuming. I stood my ground there and demanded that I get to buy guns today and that I wouldn't leave until he let me buy a few. He still refused. Thinking that he didn't believe I already had guns, I went out to my truck to pull out two handguns to show him. I waved them in the air angrily so that he could see that I am a rightful and lawful gun owner. He was being a pussyboy and yelped for help after. I thought that bringing them to his face to show that the safety was on would help calm him but he just yelped more. After that misunderstanding, the owner came out and asked me to leave. I showed him my handguns to prove I am a law abiding gun owner and he also started helping and had the audacity to call the cops because he was also being a scaredy puss. I wasn't threatening them! The safety was on. I simply agreed to leave but left them with the message that I will make sure everyone will remember what happened today. Here I am, making this post to warn everyone that Danny's Gun Shop wants to restrict your right to bear arms and dive into your personal life illegally by holding gun sales hostage. The only ones who is allowed to know my personal secrets is God and the Pastor of the Church I attend. Oh....I'll finish my rants in a bit. It would appear the police are dealing with something around my ranch. I hear a lot of yelling and flashing lights. Be right back.
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Default Re: Avoid Danny's Gun shop at all costs! - 12-31-2017, 01:44 PM

Bubba,


I know you identify yourself as a Christian, but I wonder whether you have ever considered the possibility that you are a raving lunatic.


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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


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Default Re: Avoid Danny's Gun shop at all costs! - 12-31-2017, 08:06 PM

Yo Bubba - you need to slow down a bit there. You obviously encountered some young hipster / millennial Obama voter holdover that Danny's Gun Shop hired without vetting them - you can't be too careful these days as the Deep State is still around until Trump fully drains the swamp.

While you might be "correct" in asserting your Second Amendment constitutional rights, keep in mind that those Rights come from Jesus.

You might be more effective in the future if you started out quoting the Bible (KJV1611) to these unsaved heathens when it comes to gun ownership.

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Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end.

And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.

- Luke 22:36-38


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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Jesus Re: Avoid Danny's Gun shop at all costs! - 01-01-2018, 01:59 AM

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Bubba,


I know you identify yourself as a Christian, but I wonder whether you have ever considered the possibility that you are a raving lunatic.


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Mental illnesses are simply false facts built up by the media and big corporations in order to profit off of people's ignorance. Mental illness is simply an excuse for people's shortcomings with God to make them feel better about the fact that they done goofed with God. I have always, and will always assert my gun rights. Coincidentally, it would appear that the police were looking for someone who was perhaps a little looney in the head though. I told em it wasn't me and they drove off.
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Default Re: Avoid Danny's Gun shop at all costs! - 01-01-2018, 10:47 AM

Dear Bubba Buck,

The world is in a sorry state and the main cause is man's laws, not God's Law. God's Law trumps man's law:
Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

1Co:6:12: All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any.


And this is because laws exist because people are disobedient to God. All Christians are godly and do not require man-made laws

And thus we can see why Paul said:
1Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,






“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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Cross Re: Avoid Danny's Gun shop at all costs! - 01-01-2018, 02:33 PM

Bubba, when in doubt, turn to The Lord™.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Remember, all the Truths© you ever need are in the Holy Bible. It is what Christians live by. Without God, we are nothing but regular people.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Avoid Danny's Gun shop at all costs! - 01-05-2018, 03:48 PM

1 Samuel 13:19-20Now there was no blacksmith to be found throughout all the land of Israel, for the Philistines said, “Lest the Hebrews make themselves swords or spears.” But every one of the Israelites went down to the Philistines to sharpen his plowshare, his mattock, his axe, or his sickle,

I believe scripture is clear here.


2 Corinthians 9:6
The point is this: whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows bountifully will also reap bountifully

GOD hates sales. You should pay full price.
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