According to the Washington Post, in a show of spiritual solidarity, Christians from the states populated with the most fervent churches come together to purchase tickets for the upcoming movie, 50 Shades of Grey. The only reason for this act can be to help their Christian brethren who may be struggling with the temptation to watch pornography or quality drama. By taking a cue from Godless heathens themselves, [Icelanders Protest Evangelist Franklin Graham By Reserving Tickets To His Festival With No Intention Of Showing Up], these movie theaters will be playing to empty houses!
Praise Jesus!
Christian states secure box office tickets
to spare those tempted by pornography or quality drama
Most devoted Christ followers state by state
Note that 6 out of the 10 states where the most tickets were purchased
are among the most devoted to Christ. I pray this inspires the
other 40 states to get on the ball and start working together to thwart
Satan in similarly creative ways. I don't really expect California to join in,
as that is a lost cause and my prayers are focused on its imminent
plummet into the sea.
Praise Jesus!
Christian states secure box office tickets
to spare those tempted by pornography or quality drama
Most devoted Christ followers state by state
Note that 6 out of the 10 states where the most tickets were purchased
are among the most devoted to Christ. I pray this inspires the
other 40 states to get on the ball and start working together to thwart
Satan in similarly creative ways. I don't really expect California to join in,
as that is a lost cause and my prayers are focused on its imminent
plummet into the sea.
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