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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
07-31-2009, 12:38 AM
First Place Prize: Christian Kids' Coloring Contest - 2009!
Child's Depiction of Henry Gates Wins National Award at "Current Events Coloring Contest!"
Freehold, Iowa - Christian children across America were asked to depict the most important issue in America today, as reported on television. They were put in a room with several TV sets, tuned to every major news network. Armed with a box of crayons, a piece of paper, and their own Christian perspective, the kids were given 2-hours to come up with a drawing to be entered into the "Current Events Coloring Contest."
Contest Winner
Grand Prize:
Landover Baptist congratulates William Evans Crenshaw (Billy) from Freehold, Iowa as this year's winner, selected from over 2,000 entries. His Godly portrayal of Liberal Harvard Professor, Henry Gates standing on his porch, terrorizing local Christian police officers is posted above.
Contest winner, Billy Crenshaw receives the Grand Prize - a Mel Gibson signed copy of “The Passion of the Christ” on High Definition Blu-Ray.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
07-31-2009, 01:31 AM
Little Billy is such a darling boy! I hope someday my husband Ofc. Richards and I can have a little boy just as adorable as Billy.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Location: My hut in Africa
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
07-31-2009, 02:48 AM
Lets hope those wretched video games don't impact young and impressionable Billy!
I'm smarter then your average Negro!
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True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
07-31-2009, 03:17 AM
This is exactly why I support home schooling and private schools. Stuff like this would never be taught in a public school. They would ask little Billy to draw a picture of Martin Luther King on a mountain ruling over a bunch of white people below saying "All hail our leader!".
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
08-03-2009, 08:46 PM
Aw, what a smart and loving boy! His parents must be so proud.
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
08-04-2009, 04:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
First Place Prize:
Contest Winner
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Are you sure that's not Professor Tyeshia X?
The resemblance is uncanny.
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
08-05-2009, 01:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JennyD
Are you sure that's not Professor Tyeshia X?
The resemblance is uncanny.
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Could be. It would have been a sure shot if only the kid had drawn a mound of hair under each arm.
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
08-06-2009, 04:41 AM
This does NOT look like me! I am not a racist caricature! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
08-06-2009, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
This does NOT look like me! I am not a racist caricature! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
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But you are Wrong it looks just like you it just needs to say I'm Scary Professor Tyeisha Watch out i'll eat you for Lunch
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
08-06-2009, 04:19 PM
It's such a wonderful thing when a child is allowed to express himself through art. It's also refreshing to see his mind hasn't been deluded by all that racial equality garbage 'as if'. I'm sure the boy's parents are very proud of him I hope his mother bakes him an extra special pie.
38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
08-06-2009, 04:52 PM
Matthew 21:16: And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?
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Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest -
08-06-2009, 06:46 PM
So beautiful. I will be using it as Wallpaper on my PC all next week.
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