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How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 04:17 PM
Friends,
Before I bring John Jr. in to the Landover medical facilities, I might have a possible contagion crisis. Can a True Christian Scientist please let me know how to proceed?
My wife Abagail really messed up, and I can't help but to blame myself. A while back she came to me with an ad promoting inter-murals for special kids. We both think John jr. is very special so I gave her permission to sign him up. I didn't fully read the ad, but seeing as it was sponsored by local a Christian organization, I felt comfortable.
I went to pick him up and asked him how it went. He said:
"Fine Dad, but the city kids are awfully strange and funny. None of them knew how to play soccer baseball or any of the games. All they seemed to do was run around making faces and funny noises. Plus, they all looked alike"
He points to the parking lot and to my horror there are retards everywhere!!!. I HAD NO IDEA - my son was in contact with them!!! I drove home as soon as I could - He's quarantined in the prayer closet with a hockey helmet. What do I do??? Is he going to change? How long does it take to set in? Is it as contagious as the AID?
I don't want my son to look like this
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 05:40 PM
Rinse your son in bleach. Quickly. Then use your rod and extract any demons that may be clinging to his soul. I will pray for you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 05:42 PM
AFAIK, the virus is not transmittable airborne, so your son should be in the clear. Have you ever been to the mall and they had a lady or two herding a dozen retards around? Not to shop, just to get them out of their basements and closets and let them walk around and bother the general public. Well, some ladies have been doing that for years and haven't been infected, so I think it's safe to assume that as long as you don't have intimate contact with them (saliva swapping, unprotected anal sex, blood transfusions, etc.) then you should be free from the tardation.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
I think it's safe to assume that as long as you don't have intimate contact with them (saliva swapping, unprotected anal sex, blood transfusions, etc.) then you should be free from the tardation.
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This could be an opportunity to check your son's nether area for signs of anal play. Take a good look at his bare fundament, and if there is any indication that his levator ani has been breached, check his peristaltic wave response by inserting a finger or two. If his sphincter hesitates, then it has received trauma, and he could be infected with both Down Sindrome and the gay.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 06:00 PM
As Down Syndrome is the effect of a human being born without soul, it is not contagious. I advice you too to spank your kid, so he stop socialize with soulless beasts.
Some types of mental disorders are however contagious. Anorexia nervosa is spread by a mutation of the Treponema pallidum bacteria, and many forms of mental retardation are caused by ABE (Airborne encephalitis), which is a mutation of the TBE (Tick-borne encephalitis) virus.
Downies do also have a weakened immune system, giving influenza viruses plenty of time to mutate. You just don't want a mongo flu pandemic.
Note that germ mutations do not prove evolution of animals and human. The effect of mutations in a human is cancer, not evolution.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 06:29 PM
Thanks for quick responses friends. The wife is currently srubbing him down in a solution of bleach & Comet.
Thank you all for putting my mind at ease, I think we got to him in time.
I'm curious though, why are retards referred to as special? I never hear of anyone with the AID called special. A disease is a disease, if they didn't leave a life of sin, they wouldn't have caught it.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 06:40 PM
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I'm curious though, why are retards referred to as special? I never hear of anyone with the AID called special. A disease is a disease, if they didn't leave a life of sin, they wouldn't have caught it.
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The "special" label is a dirty trick by the socialists. First they simply rename the word "retarded" to appeal to supporters of soulless beasts. Second, they include other groups in the "special" label, mostly children of political incorrect parents to put them into a state of perpetual humiliation.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 07:29 PM
Dear Lord! The devils of Mongism are known for their ability to leap great distances into an unsuspecting soul!
Check him hourly for drooling, pronunciation as if he were drunk, an ape-like gait when walking, and a general inability to do anything more intellectual than fart.
If there is the slightest hint, I will try and find a Pastor who is willing to get near him.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 09:18 PM
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Dear Lord! The devils of Mongism are known for their ability to leap great distances into an unsuspecting soul!
Check him hourly for drooling, pronunciation as if he were drunk, an ape-like gait when walking, and a general inability to do anything more intellectual than fart.
If there is the slightest hint, I will try and find a Pastor who is willing to get near him.
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Brother Bathfire,
Thank you kindly. It was heartbreaking, but seeing as it is Abigails clean time, I have quarantined him to her menstra-hut. He screamed more being put in there than scrubbing him with bleach, I've never heard Leviticus quoted so loudly (I actually had to tie him up). But I cannot run the risk of having him contaminate our place with the down sindrome.
Poor John Jr.
Pray for him Brothers.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 10:11 PM
Its not contagious and its not a virus, its a chromosome dysfunction that occurs when the featus starts growing. So you are just fine.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 10:17 PM
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Its not contagious and its not a virus, its a chromosome dysfunction that occurs when the featus starts growing. So you are just fine.
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Of course the chromosomes become malformed; that's what the virus causes on infection. And while some babies are born with Down's Syndrome, it doesn't mean that it's non-transmittable either.
On a faith-healing tour in 2006 in Alabama, I cured a seven year-old of Down's Syndrome in front of a crowd of 20,000 devotees. People actually saw his eyes change back to normal in front of them. Viruses may be powerful and destructive, but they are no match against the healing properties of earnest Christian faith and the blessings of God.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 10:48 PM
I do belive that God can heal, if you say that happened i have no reason to argue that, but after working a few years at a hospital I can honestly say it is non-transmittable. I am 100% positive on that one.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 10:53 PM
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I do belive that God can heal, if you say that happened i have no reason to argue that, but after working a few years at a hospital I can honestly say it is non-transmittable. I am 100% positive on that one.
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How closely in contact were you with the Downies? I told you it's not airborne contagious. Unless you were having unprotected anal sex with them....
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 11:19 PM
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Of course the chromosomes become malformed; that's what the virus causes on infection. And while some babies are born with Down's Syndrome, it doesn't mean that it's non-transmittable either.
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Exactly Rev. Osborne, just like some babies are born with the AID.
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On a faith-healing tour in 2006 in Alabama, I cured a seven year-old of Down's Syndrome in front of a crowd of 20,000 devotees. People actually saw his eyes change back to normal in front of them. Viruses may be powerful and destructive, but they are no match against the healing properties of earnest Christian faith and the blessings of God.
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This was before my tenure here at Landover, but that story is legend!!
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-16-2011, 11:20 PM
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I do belive that God can heal, if you say that happened i have no reason to argue that, but after working a few years at a hospital I can honestly say it is non-transmittable. I am 100% positive on that one.
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Friend, I don't hold a lot a trust in secular "hospitals".
I'll take the advice of my True Christian Brothers, thank you.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-17-2011, 12:13 AM
As it is clear in the name, Down sindrome, sin is key factor when talking about how this affliction spreads. So if you regularly discipline sin out of your son, he should be fine.
Of course in these Godforsaken days of secular political correctness people does not like to hear about sin. So it is much more neutral to use word mongoloid when talking about these gimps.
YiC,
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-17-2011, 01:40 AM
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I do belive that God can heal, if you say that happened i have no reason to argue that, but after working a few years at a hospital I can honestly say it is non-transmittable. I am 100% positive on that one.
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I'm glad you know God can heal - there are so many absolute certain cases in the world where God healed lunatic, those who have lost a leg, those suffering from toothache and so many more!
However, Mongism is caused by demons. Would a Perfect God change someone's genes for fun? The parents of the child are themselves infested with demons and that's how it Mongism gets there - straight away and at birth.
How many of these Downs did you cure in hospital? None! But how many does God Love cure each year? Millions!
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-17-2011, 02:53 AM
I've heard that retardeds like this are a punishment from God for couples who fornicate during the wife's unclean time.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-17-2011, 03:34 AM
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How closely in contact were you with the Downies? I told you it's not airborne contagious. Unless you were having unprotected anal sex with them....
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Anything can be transmitted through unprotected anal sex. Even mental retardation, cancer, flat feet, homosexuality/atheism, and gonorrhea.
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Re: How contagious is the Down Sindrome? -
08-17-2011, 11:04 PM
Dear friends,
I am pleased to announce that John Jr. does not appear to have any symptoms of the down sindrome. It was an exhausting night of constant bible quiz's but he passed with flying colors. I let him out of Abigails mentra-hut this morning and removed his hockey helmet. He's a little pale from the bleaching, but all is well (he actually asked for another bleaching, being in his mothers unclean place, but I suggested a long shower).
Thanks for all your prayers and advice!!!
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