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  • #31
    Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

    Originally posted by Nanaaa View Post
    I am sorry, that wasn't my intention at all. I'm glad you are recovering and congratulate you for being strong enough to ditch that addiction!
    Why don't you show some mercy instead of mocking that poor soldier of Christ you harlot? Keep your pornographic filth in Sinland, and off of these God-Fearing message boards.

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    • #32
      Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

      Originally posted by Adam_Maudite View Post
      Why don't you show some mercy instead of mocking that poor soldier of Christ you harlot? Keep your pornographic filth in Sinland, and off of these God-Fearing message boards.
      What? I just apologized him for the wrong way of expressing myself. I'm not mocking him! Just read the previous comment again and you know that all the things I said were good and came from the bottom of my heart.

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      • #33
        Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

        I spilled my seed.

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        • #34
          Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          I spilled my seed.

          As I said before, didn't do it on purpoise and I'm sorry.

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          • #35
            Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

            I'm so ashamed of myself! I'm worse than an animal in a barnyard!

            How can I preach the Gospel in the streets knowing I am so sinful and weak? I'd feel like I had this horrible, disgusting secret that nobody out there knew about, like I was preaching under false pretenses.

            Maybe I should wear a big sign when I'm preaching on street corners that says, "I AM A MASTURBATOR."
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            • #36
              Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Maybe I should wear a big sign when I'm preaching on street corners that says, "I AM A MASTURBATOR."
              That might be a bit drastic (and it would probably bring up some disturbing mental imagery )

              Why not just have a red "M" sewn on all of your clothes? The ostracism I'm sure you'll receive should be enough of a deterrent to future onanism without being so open about the subject.
              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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              My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
              Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
              An Open Question to All false christians.

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              • #37
                Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

                Thank you Lycia, I think that might be a good compromise.

                What would you say to the idea of my getting the following tattooed on the palm of my right hand as a reminder?

                Ephesians 5:3

                But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;
                I'd been thinking about having it tattooed directly onto my manhood, but I worry that doing so might be sacrilegious.

                There is also the problem of having to patronize some sleazy tattoo parlor and place my manhood in the hands of somebody I am not married to, or even worse, some flaming homosexual tattoo artist.
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                • #38
                  Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  What would you say to the idea of my getting the following tattooed on the palm of my right hand as a reminder?
                  I would say you need to go back and re-read your KJV Bible, particularly Leviticus!

                  "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
                  Leviticus 19:28

                  No, I know getting a scarlet "M" sewn on all your clothes is the perfect solution, because it worked for me!

                  The pastors have asked me to always wear a nice, red, visible "W" on either my blouses or dresses (depending on which I'm wearing at the time) all the time, so I can constantly be reminded of the danger a sinful past threatens us with. In fact, they care about me so much that whenever I forget and wear something without a "W" on it (because I forgot to sew it on yet) they add an extra 10% to my tithe at the end of the month.

                  I'll tell you what, after the first time, I never forgot again! And now I'm always aware of the threat of backsliding into harlotry.
                  "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                  An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                  Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                  My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                  Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                  An Open Question to All false christians.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

                    Originally posted by RagingLiberal View Post
                    I wear a bra everyday. I actually hate not wearing a bra. These push up bras are marketing sex to children and that's wrong.
                    You seem to have some conflicted thoughts.
                    The push-up bra may be used to get good christians married as soon as possible. But they are used by females only!
                    You won't be getting married with a good christian woman any faster when wearing bra. In fact the opposite will happen: You'll just end up getting some desperate wench that can't cook or something even worse...


                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    I spilled my seed.

                    I made a prayer request for you on Please Pray for CHRONIC MASTURBATORS-thread.
                    I hope our prayers will help you back to your proper christian ways. Jesus saves!
                    Revelation 22:1:
                    And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

                      Thank you Living Water! Can you please provide a link to this thread? I think I need it!

                      I've tried going to Sex Addicts Anonymous meetings, but they believe in worshiping your "higher power as you understand it," as opposed to Jesus Christ, and they are fond of saying such as "Take what you like and leave the rest."

                      Definitely not compatible with a Christian walk.
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                      • #41
                        Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

                        There you go:


                        And keep your hands on the bible!
                        Revelation 22:1:
                        And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Abercrombie and Fitch peddles pedo push-ups for preteens.

                          I've heard that in the Vatican, Abercrombie and Fitch has "man thongs" (if ever there was an oxymoron) for 5 year old boys with a sewn in bean bag for extra bulge. Disgusting!

                          Can anyone confirm this rumor?
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