The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. |
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Unsaved trash, teenaged queer
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Posts: 2
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: godless oregon
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hi -
08-13-2015, 03:09 AM
my name is vidalia
i am anti gay, anti abortion and anti idiot lol
feel free to talk to me i think we can become good friends (lookin at you, big christian men ;D)
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: hi -
08-13-2015, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by God's Fav
my name is vidalia
i am anti gay, anti abortion and anti idiot lol
feel free to talk to me i think we can become good friends (lookin at you, big christian men ;D)
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This section of the forum is called the INTRODUCTIONS section for a reason. Please tell us your real name, gender, age, and denomination. Tell us about your walk with Christ. Share with us the sins you have struggled with. Your testimony will help others avoid sin.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
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Re: hi -
08-13-2015, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by God's Fav
my name is vidalia
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Your parents named you after an onion? Are you a Negress?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Posts: 10,337
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: hi -
08-13-2015, 03:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by God's Fav
my name is vidalia
i am anti gay, anti abortion and anti idiot lol
feel free to talk to me i think we can become good friends (lookin at you, big christian men ;D)
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Dear Vidalia,
Care to elaborate? For instance, we True Christians™ are pro-gay: We wish them to Repent, discard their evil ways, accept Jesus and gain a spot in Heaven. That makes us the greatest supporters of gay rights to avoid Hell ever. We are also pro-idots aka pro-retards, such as you! We also wish you retards to Repent, discard your lazy ways, accept Jesus and gain a spot in Heaven etc. In other words, we want them, and you, to abort their sin-filled lives and be re-born in Christ.
We are filled with love but you seem to ridicule those who are in need of the soothing touch of Jesus. How come? I'd also be interested in your path to Jesus and your favorite verses. Here's a nice one:
Proverbs 19:15
Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Posts: 7
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Norvington Oklahoma
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Re: hi -
08-13-2015, 01:09 PM
Is Westboro Baptist church considered clean in God's eyes? Is the landover Church even associated with Westboro Baptist church?
~Tom Grant
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Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
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Posts: 7,220
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: hi -
08-13-2015, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom Grant
Is Westboro Baptist church considered clean in God's eyes? Is the landover Church even associated with Westboro Baptist church?
~Tom Grant
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Maybe this will answer your question.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: hi -
08-14-2015, 12:19 AM
Mr. Grant,
The Lord God of Hosts has endowed Pastor Ezekiel in many ways. He is so big in God's eyes that Christ Himself whispers into his ear as he preaches. The Westboro church is a publicity loving, hateful, liberal church that allows women to preach in the pulpit.
You will never find a broad preaching to a Landover congregation, because for one Pastor Zeke would find her husband and demand that she was disciplined severely, and for another, it just isn't right in God's eyes.
Because of Zeke's Godly endowments, the people of Landover have an assurance of Heaven provided they tithe and follow the guidebook that is the Holy Bible, KJV 1611.
The simple answer - and all things Christian truly are simple - is that there is no association between Westboro and Landover other than the fact that one day, the people of Landover will use Heaven's lookout spot to watch the Westboro heathens writhe in agony in the fires of Hell forever. What a glorious day that will be. Glory! I pray that one day I will be found worthy enough to join that Heavenly throng, shouting praises to my Jesus.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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