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Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan -
04-29-2015, 11:53 PM
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Bible has no true facts. so using it is meaningless
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What are you trying to accomplish?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan -
04-30-2015, 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Javaharlot
Bible has no true facts. so using it is meaningless
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Dear Godmocking Whore;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan -
04-30-2015, 03:30 AM
It is about time to get this discussion back on the track. Revealing the devious ways how the Enemy tries to seduce our children to sodomistic pleasures. The evidence regarding this "Manny" is everywhere. For instance, this figure advertises the rainbow flag of sodomites!
And this is not only subliminal cunning psychology. This is an open attack against Jesus as the Covenant (Genesis 9:12-13) is based on the rainbow and the colors of this celestial miracle (that scientists still cannot explain) are reserved for our Lord!
Ezekiel 1:28
As the appearance of the bow that is in the cloud in the day of rain, so was the appearance of the brightness round about. This was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the LORD. And when I saw it, I fell upon my face, and I heard a voice of one that spake.
I rest my case.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan -
07-05-2015, 10:55 PM
I see what you did there.
It's a show about construction, so it's a *tool* for Satan
>rimshot
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Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan -
07-05-2015, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mega Man
I see what you did there.
It's a show about construction, so it's a *tool* for Satan
>rimshot
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That's a very foul and inappropriate joke for our family site! Stop pestering us and go read all of this site first! http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Handy Manny - a tool for Satan -
07-07-2015, 01:48 AM
The ONLY redeeming quality of the otherwise blasphemous Handy Manny cartoon is that it demonstrates to intelligent white children the grim consequences of being seduced by mexicoon culture.
* Handy Manny is a retrograde wetback suited only for manual labor because he is too stupid, drunk and lazy to do anything other than leer through the bushes at children while he masturbates with a claw hammer lodged deeply in his anus.
* Handy Manny snorts so much marijuana that he imagines that talking power tools are telling him to molest cats, when really it is satan.
* Handy Manny speaks with the thick, incomprehensible gutteral slur common to all minorities, but to spics most specifically...teaching decent American Children that other languages are not only stupid, but evil.
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