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12-04-2006, 01:02 PM
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The law was submitted by the liberal government less than two years ago. All parties voted for it, the left and the right, so it's very unlikely to be changed or. amended.
My parents never spanked me, and look how sane and normal I am.
But we are a Christian nation. The nation consists of catholic majority, some other Christian churches and to many Muslim immigrants.
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As has been already pointed out to you, catlickers are not Christians. They are a cult of ring-kissing, child molesting, skirt-wearing antichrists. Its not too late for you to escape before Jesus sends a tidal wave or hurricane to destroy Godless Canada.
Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen NOW and we'll get our jew lawyers on it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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12-04-2006, 01:04 PM
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As has been already pointed out to you, catlickers are not Christians. They are a cult of ring-kissing, child molesting, skirt-wearing antichrists. Its not too late for you to escape before Jesus sends a tidal wave or hurricane to destroy Godless Canada.
Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen NOW and we'll get our jew lawyers on it.
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Wow, I live far far away from Canada.
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12-04-2006, 01:28 PM
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Wow, I live far far away from Canada.
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The trouble is, you live far, far away from Jesus too.
Does eternal damnation actually sound attractive? When Jesus returns to smite satan once and for all, you won't be so smart-mouthed and clever.
“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33).
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-04-2006, 01:40 PM
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The trouble is, you live far, far away from Jesus too.
Does eternal damnation actually sound attractive? When Jesus returns to smite satan once and for all, you won't be so smart-mouthed and clever.
“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33).
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Eternal damnation doesn't sound pleasant at all. Considering all the tales I heard on this forum, especially the ones about Satan anally raping Hell-dwellers... Perhaps I should accept Jesus afterall.
Now, how do I do that?
I am very very untrusty to the internet paying methods. I had a bad experience with Amazon once and I'm not planning to make the same mistake again. Is there a way of tithing that bypasses the godly pay-pal (papal ) button?
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12-04-2006, 04:52 PM
You could attend a Landover service, but as I understand it, the waiting list is years long and there is no guarantee you will live that long. The paypal button is guaranteed by GOD HIMSELF, so there is nothing to worry about. What I want to know is why you were sending money to women who like to kill their men after mating? If that isn't entirely against the Natural Way of Things™, I don't know what is!
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12-04-2006, 06:08 PM
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Also, the two girls in the picture are two different people whereas Remy said it was the same girl. One can't help but to be a bit skeptical.
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12-04-2006, 06:23 PM
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Eternal damnation doesn't sound pleasant at all. Considering all the tales I heard on this forum, especially the ones about Satan anally raping Hell-dwellers... Perhaps I should accept Jesus afterall.
Now, how do I do that?
I am very very untrusty to the internet paying methods. I had a bad experience with Amazon once and I'm not planning to make the same mistake again. Is there a way of tithing that bypasses the godly pay-pal (papal ) button?
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Of course there is Brother! Just put a box of solid gold coins together......about three or four pounds...and mail them to me. I will take them right in and put them in the safe.
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12-04-2006, 08:47 PM
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Spanking anyone is wrong, bad and can cause mental problems to both, the spanker and the spanked. In my country even children-spanking is prohibited.
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I was raised with corporal punishments.
Belt whippings made me obedient and loving of my parents.
Which reminds me, I ought to look them up some time
and maybe give a ring.
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12-04-2006, 09:38 PM
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Gimpy pimp? Have you ever met Clown? I'm not even gonna tell ya.
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I have. Ladies, avert thine eyes from the perversions within this link! This is the tip of the iceberg:
I have tried oh-so-hard to witness to Clown. We've met several times as I've worked tirelessly to bring him to Jesus, but each time I think he's close, something breaks our concentration.
Not being a quitter, I have another session scheduled with Clown this coming weekend. Rather than behind the bus stop, I'm taking him to a private Conversion Chamber where we can be free from distractions. I can only pray that this time, our glorious goal will come to fruition!
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12-04-2006, 10:40 PM
Now, I really doubt your taste.
I'm starting a new thread, "unlikely to be saved"
This is not good. Give up on the fat, licensious bisexed clown creep?
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12-05-2006, 11:50 PM
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Then you live in a country that is hated by Jesus. The Bible is clear on this point. Reject God's Holy Word, and you reject God. If you reject God, then you are doomed, friend.
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Beaten and abused children grow up to be like Hitler. Hitler was severely abused by his sadistic father. Look what he did. Have you ever read A Child Called 'It'? Dave Pelzer was beaten by his mother from age 5-12. He was almost killed. She didn't 'beat the Hell out of him'. She beat it into him. When he was about ten or so, he claimed that 'there was no god for him' and 'that god hated him'. He stated 'god must hate me. There's no other reason my life is this bad'. To this day, he claims to still doubt god because of what his mother did to him. Beating you child is wrong and immoral, and so is the bible.
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12-05-2006, 11:56 PM
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I have. Ladies, avert thine eyes from the perversions within this link! This is the tip of the iceberg:
I have tried oh-so-hard to witness to Clown. We've met several times as I've worked tirelessly to bring him to Jesus, but each time I think he's close, something breaks our concentration.
Not being a quitter, I have another session scheduled with Clown this coming weekend. Rather than behind the bus stop, I'm taking him to a private Conversion Chamber where we can be free from distractions. I can only pray that this time, our glorious goal will come to fruition!
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Not that Clown! My Clown. My Clown is evil, sadistic, and masochistic. I love him! In a friend way.
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12-06-2006, 12:26 AM
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Beaten and abused children grow up to be like Hitler. Hitler was severely abused by his sadistic father. Look what he did.
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So the social and economic conditions of Weimar Germany had nothing to do with Hitler's rise to power, did they? Look here, the Jews were Jewing the Germans, the Germans needed someone to get the Jews to quit Jewing them, and Hitler happened to be in the right place in the right time. That's all there is to it.
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Have you ever read A Child Called 'It'? Dave Pelzer was beaten by his mother from age 5-12. He was almost killed. She didn't 'beat the Hell out of him'. She beat it into him. When he was about ten or so, he claimed that 'there was no god for him' and 'that god hated him'. He stated 'god must hate me. There's no other reason my life is this bad'. To this day, he claims to still doubt god because of what his mother did to him. Beating you child is wrong and immoral, and so is the bible.
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So? He's probably right. God hated this whiny little sissy kid, so He told Mrs. Pelzer to try and beat some sense into him. Yet more proof of God's existence.
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Not that Clown! My Clown. My Clown is evil, sadistic, and masochistic.
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And how does that differentiate it from the evil S&M clown that Brother OYK has been investigating? It sounds like you and Ouchy have a lot of explaining to do.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
12-06-2006, 12:28 AM
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Beaten and abused children grow up to be like Hitler. Hitler was severely abused by his sadistic father. Look what he did.
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Right before Hitler shot himself in the bunker Hitler repented of his depravity, accepted Jesus Christ as his savior and his sins were forgiven. Hitler now sits at Christ's right hand in Heaven, unlike the Jews Hitler unjustly murdered. I think there is a very good lesson to be learned there.
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12-06-2006, 01:28 PM
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Right before Hitler shot himself in the bunker Hitler repented of his depravity, accepted Jesus Christ as his savior and his sins were forgiven. Hitler now sits at Christ's right hand in Heaven, unlike the Jews Hitler unjustly murdered. I think there is a very good lesson to be learned there.
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Hitler hated Christianity, he hated America, I presume he never tithed to Landover...
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12-06-2006, 01:33 PM
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Hitler hated Christianity, he hated America, I presume he never tithed to Landover...
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Hitler was a filthy mary-worshiper right up until he accepted Jesus and was Saved, just before he took a bullet for Jesus. It is a well-known fact that the antichrist pope of rome aided and abetted the nazis throughout the war. If Truman hadn't been such a homer we'd have continued on after the nazis and japs were defeated and squashed moscow and rome too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-06-2006, 04:42 PM
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Hitler hated Christianity, he hated America, I presume he never tithed to Landover...
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As Pastor Zeke said; Hitler's sins were forgiven. Now if a horrible wretch like Hitler can find Christ's love then how hard is it for the rest of us? Yes the joyful news is even Hellion, Rachael Van Hellsing and Lilith can be saved! If they would only ask for Jesus' help they too can sit by Christ's right hand in Heaven and watch the Jews Hitler killed in the Holocaust be tortured forever in Hell for rejecting Christ! PRAISE
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12-06-2006, 11:32 PM
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So the social and economic conditions of Weimar Germany had nothing to do with Hitler's rise to power, did they? Look here, the Jews were Jewing the Germans, the Germans needed someone to get the Jews to quit Jewing them, and Hitler happened to be in the right place in the right time. That's all there is to it.
Whatever! The Jews never did anything to the German people. Nor did the Germans citizens ever know about the Holocaust (except for the Nazis).
So? He's probably right. God hated this whiny little sissy kid, so He told Mrs. Pelzer to try and beat some sense into him. Yet more proof of God's existence.
He loved god until his mom started beating him. He started doubting god when his mom did beat him. And he was 6! How is a 6 year old going to stand up to his sadistic mother?
And how does that differentiate it from the evil S&M clown that Brother OYK has been investigating? It sounds like you and Ouchy have a lot of explaining to do.
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Well, my Clown is a completely different person who only has sex with his wife. Where, apparently, this 'Clown' is some kind of BDSM prostitute, or something.
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12-08-2006, 01:22 AM
Whatever! The Jews never did anything to the German people.
You're not a historian or an economist, are you? It shows.
Nor did the Germans citizens ever know about the Holocaust (except for the Nazis).
Yeah, everyone else in Germany thought the Jews were popular. They didn't notice the disappearance of several millions of their fellow citizens at all.
He loved god until his mom started beating him. He started doubting god when his mom did beat him. And he was 6! How is a 6 year old going to stand up to his sadistic mother?
If he was a real man, he'd have learnt how to give women orders by then. Have you never read the Book of Job? Has it ever occurred to you that maybe GOD was testing him? And he failed, miserably?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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12-08-2006, 02:01 AM
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Whatever! The Jews never did anything to the German people.
You're not a historian or an economist, are you? It shows.
Nor did the Germans citizens ever know about the Holocaust (except for the Nazis).
Yeah, everyone else in Germany thought the Jews were popular. They didn't notice the disappearance of several millions of their fellow citizens at all.
They obviously knew Jews were disappearing, but they didn't know where they went or what Hitler was doing to them...
He loved god until his mom started beating him. He started doubting god when his mom did beat him. And he was 6! How is a 6 year old going to stand up to his sadistic mother?
If he was a real man, he'd have learnt how to give women orders by then. Have you never read the Book of Job? Has it ever occurred to you that maybe GOD was testing him? And he failed, miserably?
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He was 6 YEARS OLD!!! How, in thee Hell, is a 6 year old going to stand up to a full grown adult? At that, a full grown adult who was much bigger than him, usually had a weapon to abuse him with, and who could easily kill him at any moment.
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