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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-24-2010, 07:03 AM
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Back onto the Christian thing, if god hates Australia so much, why did he piffle up your precious towers and kill over 9000 of your useless people?
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Well, they say faith can move mountains, but now we know faith can move sky scrapers as well.
I like it when Australia wins the Olympics and the orchestra plays God Save the Queen.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-24-2010, 07:07 AM
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Well, they say faith can move mountains, but now we know faith can move sky scrapers as well.
I like it when Australia wins the Olympics and the orchestra plays God Save the Queen.
How does it go:
God Save your gracious Queen;
Long live your noble Queen?
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I think you need to check your facts there.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-24-2010, 09:13 AM
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I think you need to check your facts there.
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G'day
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-24-2010, 10:29 AM
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G'day
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Sorry, no-one sings "God Save The Queen" since 1974. Only old royalists who believe the British Empire still exists still do.
There are 2 national anthems, Advance Australia Fair for official occasions, and Aussie Aussie Oi Oi, for all other occasions.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-24-2010, 10:56 AM
Remind me: in which country was the Prime Minister of Australia, Julia Gillard, born?
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-24-2010, 11:12 AM
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Remind me: in which country was the Prime Minister of Australia, Julia Gillard, born?
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You can have her back. She came to Aus in 1966 at the age of 5 and is an Aussie citizen. Still does not mean God Save The Queen is the national anthem.
Have fun have being ruled by Prince Charles the next King of England. Even Australia did not want him as Governor-General.
OMG even the Royal Family are turning Muslim
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-25-2010, 08:14 AM
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Doesn't look much like his second son, Prince Harold of Australia
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-25-2010, 08:21 AM
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Doesn't look much like his second son, Prince Harold of Australia
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Sorry there are no princes in Australia.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-25-2010, 08:39 AM
So, if he does not behave or look like his father, then what does Prince Harry have in common with his father? These matters are important: we are discussing the next head of the Australian state.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-25-2010, 09:03 AM
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So, if he does not behave or look like his father, then what does Prince Harry have in common with his father? These matters are important: we are discussing the next head of the Australian state.
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Which Australian state are you talking about, South Australia, Tasmania, New South Wales, Victoria, Western Australia or Queensland. Maybe it could be one of the Territories, Australian Capital Territory, Northern Territory, Norfolk Island, Christmas Island, Cocos (Keeling) Islands. These leaders are elected in by the people.
The only Royal from Australia is Crown Princess Mary of Denmark.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-25-2010, 09:11 AM
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So, if he does not behave or look like his father, then what does Prince Harry have in common with his father? These matters are important: we are discussing the next head of the Australian state.
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William is the next head of the British state, not quite sure how Harry fits in with Austrailia. He was just the spare in case something happens to William before William can have a kid.
As for what he has in common with his father, well you should look at the playboy lifestyle that Charles was famous for back in his early days. They're definitely alike that way. Also if you look at a picture of a young Prince Charles, you can see some similarities.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-25-2010, 10:38 AM
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Which Australian state are you talking about,
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The federal state of Australia: the country responsible for Rupert Murdoch, Neighbours and repeatedly beating God's own country at cricket.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-25-2010, 11:51 AM
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The federal state of Australia: the country responsible for Rupert Murdoch, Neighbours and repeatedly beating God's own country at cricket.
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There is no federal state. You are getting confused with the federation star. The big star on the flag.
True, Rupert Murdoch, Neighbours, Kyle do come from Australia and repeatedly beat God's own country the Pommy's at cricket.
And of course, the Best Cold Beer. None of the warm black goo.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-25-2010, 12:25 PM
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The big star on the flag.
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Ah yes, your flag. Not content with having a British monarch, and a British Prime Minister (no, we don't want her back - why do you think we sent her to the colonies in the first place), Australia is so proud, that her flag is dominated by God's own flag.
Remind me: where did we British test our nuclear weapons?
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-25-2010, 12:38 PM
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Ah yes, your flag. Not content with having a British monarch, and a British Prime Minister (no, we don't want her back - why do you think we sent her to the colonies in the first place), Australia is so proud, that her flag is dominated by God's own has the Pommy flag
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I said federation star. I used the flag reference because it would be the only thing you would know.
I could have used the coat of arms, which also has the federation star.
The animals, other coat of arms, and symbols would only have confused you.
As to why the Pommy flag is on the flag is due to design reasons. Not because the British Empire still exists. You may not realize, but your empire fell with the death of Queen Victoria, the finally remnants post WWII.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-25-2010, 12:57 PM
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Australia is so proud, that her flag is dominated by God's own flag.
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I don't believe the Australian flag pays homage to the American Flag©. Let us not get into a piddling contest regarding which fleabag country -- be it Australia, England, New Zealand, or Denmarkistan -- is superior to the other; it is akin to comparing small yet fetid turds, the winning turd not being much improved by having one of these pinned to it:
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-26-2010, 04:14 AM
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Let us not get into a piddling contest regarding which fleabag country
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God loves America first, because the US sends her armed forces into Muslim countries & kicks ass; and Britian second, because the UK follows & licks ass.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-26-2010, 06:38 AM
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Not because the British Empire still exists.
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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?
Can't find it.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-26-2010, 04:17 PM
Excuse me but i don't think god judge at where you live, but who you are.
Even the man who pray every day and night can be a homeless sick man who live on the streets. But thats just my though
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
11-26-2010, 07:53 PM
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Excuse me but i don't think god judge at where you live, but who you are.
Even the man who pray every day and night can be a homeless sick man who live on the streets. But thats just my though
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First, learn to spell and learn proper English grammar, before you post your thoughts.
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