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05-24-2010, 10:17 AM
Its a longcat i Haven't seen one of those since 23BC.
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1 John 4:10 "In this is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us and sent His Son to be the propitiation for sin." Loving someone who does not love you I think is one inclination of unconditional. He is always the initiater, not us.
Romans 8:38-39 "For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither heighth nor depth,nor anything else in all creation will be able to seperate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord."
1 John 4:8 "God is love."
Ephesians 2:8 "For it is by grace you have been saved through faith -- and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God--not by works so that no one can boast." Grace means unmerited favor or love in other words unconditional.
Romans 3:23-24 "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified FREELY by his GRACE through the redemption that came through Christ Jesus."
Romans 4:5 "However, to the man who does not work, but trusts God who justifies the wicked (we are all wicked), his faith is credited as righteousness."
Romans 11:29 "For God's gifts and his call are irrevocable." (He won't take them back)
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You're a Christian claiming that 'god' hates Australia?
Isn't that blasphemy, and therefor you should go to hell.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-24-2010, 10:59 AM
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You're a Christian claiming that 'god' hates Australia?
Isn't that blasphemy, and therefor you should go to hell.
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05-24-2010, 01:19 PM
What an absolute load of ***. If you can't practise your religion in your own society then you are weak. Everyone knows Americans will believe almost everything they are told.
Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise) does not mean i will be belittled or put down by you world policing egotistical child molesters. See the pope.
Before i read this i knew America had their heads up thier buts, but nows its clear you heads are that far up your ass if you when you shit your actually vomiting up all the religious crap you have ingested.
Landover Baptist sounds like a religious KKK. You are entitled to your opinion, but this is slander and a complete australia-phobic view. Our way of live is better then your's. I say more little boys get raped in America then australia, thats one reason God hates america. If God is Real?
Answer me this, i will accept your view on Australia, if you can tell me who created God.
if god Created everything, who created god?
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05-24-2010, 02:59 PM
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What an absolute load of ***. If you can't practise your religion in your own society then you are weak. Everyone knows Americans will believe almost everything they are told.
Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise) does not mean i will be belittled or put down by you world policing egotistical child molesters. See the pope.
Before i read this i knew America had their heads up thier buts, but nows its clear you heads are that far up your ass if you when you shit your actually vomiting up all the religious crap you have ingested.
Landover Baptist sounds like a religious KKK. You are entitled to your opinion, but this is slander and a complete australia-phobic view. Our way of live is better then your's. I say more little boys get raped in America then australia, thats one reason God hates america. If God is Real?
Answer me this, i will accept your view on Australia, if you can tell me who created God.
if god Created everything, who created god?
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Dear Godmocking Japlover;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
05-24-2010, 03:04 PM
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Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise) does not mean i will be belittled or put down by you world policing egotistical child molesters. See the pope.
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Well, I am glad that just answering your simple question will get you to accept our view on Australia! The answer to your question is: no one. God has existed for all eternity and He will exist for all eternity. His existence is beyond space and time as we humble people can perceive it. He is all knowing and all powerful in past, present and future.
Revelation 19:6 "And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth."
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05-24-2010, 03:27 PM
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Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise)
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Don't you realize it is hypocritical not to practice what you preach? God hates those people:
James 1:22-25:
But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves. For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass:
For he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.
But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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06-16-2010, 09:37 AM
As an Australian who tries hard to live up to His word I'm saddened to see so much evidence that Satan really does have us Australians in his pocket. I have no doubt that all those denying the obvious - that God hates Australia and Australians - are homersexual atheists who engage in unholy relations with sheep, goats, kangaroos and each other.
Excuse me - I'll be in my prayer closet asking His forgiveness.
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06-16-2010, 05:09 PM
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06-16-2010, 10:52 PM
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As an Australian who tries hard to live up to His word I'm saddened to see so much evidence that Satan really does have us Australians in his pocket. I have no doubt that all those denying the obvious - that God hates Australia and Australians - are homersexual atheists who engage in unholy relations with sheep, goats, kangaroos and each other.
Excuse me - I'll be in my prayer closet asking His forgiveness.
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The sodomites and perverts to which you refer are generally desciples of the Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd - Rudd is an insane lefty and a devout Catholic and the Australian incarnation of Satan himself -
I believe that God hates only supporters of Rudd and his cabinet ministers.
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
06-17-2010, 09:42 PM
I think God hates even more!
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Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! -
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Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.
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are you serious or am i reading this wrong wat about the bible saying god is all loving but apparently he hates everyone according to this website and this cranky old man fellow is generalizing a whole country. You dont see me saying all americans are stupid just every single one on this website and is Australia not austria num nuts and i live in australia and im not gay. And tell me this Wat good has come out of America WARS senseless killings of innocent people for Wat nuclear weapons Saddam DIDN'T HAVE.
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are you serious or am i reading this wrong wat about the bible saying god is all loving but apparently he hates everyone
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God does not hate everyone. But he does not love everyone either. His Holy Bible is very specific on these things.
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Then I would advice you to leave as soon as possible!
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You think we should not have rescued all of Europe from the Nazis? We should not have stopped Japan from conquering all of Asia? We should have stood idly by while Saddam killed all the Kurds in Iraq? Unlike the Australian gay army we do not have an army that is scared of actually doing its work.
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Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.
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AUSTRALIA.
Austria is in Europe. If per chance after evening prayers and your 'special' cloth insertion you could check out a world map and see what the rest of the world looks like. For once.
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AUSTRALIA.
Austria is in Europe. If per chance after evening prayers and your 'special' cloth insertion you could check out a world map and see what the rest of the world looks like. For once.
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Thank you for persecuting us for our religion. We are blessed by your arrogance and hatred:
Matthew 5:10-11 10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being
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10-22-2010, 01:10 PM
This thread disgusts me. I am an Australian. I am not gay. I am a christian and God loves me.
When you came to Australia did you try to recruit people by telling them they must be gay because of the country they were born in \ live in?
It doesn't even make sense!
I'd like to speak to the most senior minister there is from this group and see if they condon this kind of hateful, racist slander. I will also be reporting this to the highest christian authorities I can find, see what they have to say about "god hating australia".
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10-22-2010, 01:42 PM
Oh and for the recordgay marriage is legal in Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, Maine and most recently New Hampshire... and no where currently in Australia. So doesn't that make your country MORE gay?? Does that mean god hates every american who lives in those states too?
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11-24-2010, 06:29 AM
May I ask, have any of you extremest retards ever been to Australia?
You sound like the most over jumped up bunch of airheads who have no piffleing idea what they are talking about.
Maybe I should ask you why everyone in the world hates america? Or should I more so focus on the people. The landmarks are probably the only good thing about America, aside from that, if people could they'd never go near the place. You have the fattest and smelliest people alive, 99% of which speak extremely loud and are impolite, inconsiderate, stupid and naive.
The country is so stupid they managed to hire the dumbest president twice, and then hired a black one over a woman, well thats just a piffleed up government choice as it is. America has the biggest cry when other countries mess around with nuclear testing or anything that you yourself already secretly do and feel superior because you can be grubs and appear to take the moral high ground.
Back onto the Christian thing, if god hates Australia so much, why did he piffle up your precious towers and kill over 9000 of your useless people? If god is all powerful and so loving towards your kinds.
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