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Default Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 03-23-2012, 07:32 PM

Each night before Delores and I retire for bed, we hold hands and pray for the painful death of Zsa Zsa Gabor. I like to pray that she dies from bed sore infections, and Delores prays that she is consumed by large voracious, yellow-toothed Brown rats.

Then I pray for disease-riddled, painful deaths of my other enemies: Jimmy Carter, Lee Iacocca, Simon Cowell, Ernest Borgnine, University of Pittsburgh women's basketball head coach Agnus Berenato, Kirk Douglas, Nelson Mandela, Pinko Folk Singer Pete Seeger, UN Secretary General Javier Pérez de Cuéllar, Shia Labeouf, Charlize Theron, Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, Olivia de Haviland (and her disgusting sister Joan Fontaine), Tony Blair, Actress Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, C. Everett Koop, Lady Gaga, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Announcer Don Pardo, Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, Former Lakers and Knicks Coach Pat Riley, the cast of "Friends," the disgusting White House "journalist" Helen Thomas, Actress Nanette Fabray, Baseball Hall of Famer Stan Musial, George Soros, Michael Moore, Arsenio Hall, The Smothers Brothers, Camile Paglia, Arnold Palmer, Dave Brubeck, Carol Channing, Hugh Downs, Boxer Jake LaMotta, Actress Deanna Durbin, Magazine Publisher Helen Gurley Brown, Pierre Cardin, George McGovern, Singer Kay Starr, Sid Caesar, Former Speaker of the House Jim Wright, F-Troop's Larry Storch, Former St. Louis Cardinal Red Schoendienst, Conrad Bain (the father on Diff'rent Strokes), Former UN Secretary Boutros Boutros-Ghali, former The Price Is Right host Bob Barker, Russell Johnson (The Professor on Gilligan's Island), Actors Hal Holbrook and George Kennedy (together), three-time Major League Baseball MVP Yogi Berra, TV's Bob Saget, Race Car Driver Tom Sneeva, Angelina Jolie, Emma Watson, and especially.... Doris Day.
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