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Default Re: Women - 11-20-2010, 09:18 AM

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hmmm how should I put this delicately....

Men screw up the world a hell of a lot more then woman do. ( WWI and WWII where both caused by man, men commit more crimes then woman do, and If Aden was so great and smart then why was he tricked by a "stupid" "lowly" woman like Eve?)

Woman are the ones that bring babies into the world, if men where so great god would have given that gift to them...( the bible says the pain of childbirth was the cures not the act itself)

Men wrote the bible so they put their own sexiest views in their...

Guess what, you treat your woman just like the Muslims do, so you are what you hate.

go shove your sexiest out of date views where the sun don't shine. Like it or not woman will be running this county one day in there is not on Heaven or Hell that can stop it.
I have no idea what you are ranting about. I have an education, I have a career as many of we women here do. Just as MANY women in the Bible had careers. Not all women stayed at home and tended to domestic duties.


Of course a Male authored the Bible, I mean, God IS a male afterall!

I also hope that one day a woman runs America! Sister Palin will do a great job in fixing all of that nigra Obama's mistakes!

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Default Re: Women - 11-27-2010, 11:19 PM

I was upset today cause the woman in the house refused to finish cleaning the dishes from the mediocre eggsalad she made. I let her know the error of her blasphemous ways


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I was upset today cause the woman in the house refused to finish cleaning the dishes from the mediocre eggsalad she made. I let her know the error of her blasphemous ways
Do you even know what blasphemy is?

Also, making bad egg salad is not beatable offense. A simple over the knee spanking would suffice.


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Do you even know what blasphemy is?

Also, making bad egg salad is not beatable offense. A simple over the knee spanking would suffice.
I would make her eat all of the horrible egg salad and take the boys out for dinner.


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I have an education, [ . . . ] God IS a male afterall!
No He is not. In English the pronoun for deity is He, not he, she or even She. This is further evidence, if evidence were needed, of the folly of giving women an education.

You have dishonoured your husband. Hopefully his other wives can honour him properly.
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No He is not. In English the pronoun for deity is He, not he, she or even She. This is further evidence, if evidence were needed, of the folly of giving women an education.

You have dishonoured your husband. Hopefully his other wives can honour him properly.
I also have a BSc and a BBA, I use my degrees to run the household, educate my boys and to run my dog breeding and training business.

You have no idea what you are speaking about. Read Proverbs 31 (linked in my signature) and tell me that the scripture describes a woman who never leaves her kitchen.


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I was upset today cause the woman in the house refused to finish cleaning the dishes from the mediocre eggsalad she made.
Perhaps for Christmas you could buy her a nigra wench to do the dishes?

You need a new wife to make better egg salad. Go to your nearest High School and find the girl who comes top in Domestic Science. Rape her. You will have to marry her and pay her father 50 silver shekels (Deuteronomy 22:28-29), but it's worth it for a decent egg salad.
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Default Re: Women - 12-08-2010, 12:00 AM

All this talk of egg salad is making me worried.

I always thought men loved pie the most. I've been perfecting my pie making skills, so that when I am married my husband would be greatly pleased. If he prefers egg salad over pie, I will never be able to make him happy. I'm severly allergic to eggs.


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All this talk of egg salad is making me worried. I always thought men loved pie the most. I've been perfecting my pie making skills, so that when I am married my husband would be greatly pleased. If he prefers egg salad over pie, I will never be able to make him happy. I'm severly allergic to eggs.
Who cares what he likes to eat, it's 2010, order whatever he likes online! What matters is that the sex is great! Men are simple beings. All they need is great food, great sex and respect.




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Who cares what he likes to eat, it's 2010, order whatever he likes online! What matters is that the sex is great! Men are simple beings. All they need is great food, great sex and respect.
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Default Re: Women - 12-08-2010, 10:19 PM

??????????????? Wow... I thought women were supposed to HELP their husbands stand stong? I'm sure you believe beating your wife is acceptable too? Right?


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??????????????? Wow... I thought women were supposed to HELP their husbands stand stong?
Of course they are, why do you think we think otherwise?

"And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him." Genesis 2:18

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Of course a True Christian™ man beating his wife is acceptable. If she had been acting in a way that didn't need correction, he wouldn't need to beat her, get it?

"Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;" 1 Peter 3:1

"Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof is brutish." Proverbs 12:1

"Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby." Hebrews 12:11

"The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly." Proverbs 20:30

"The LORD hath chastened me sore: but he hath not given me over unto death." Psalm 118:18

Of course, this does raise an interesting theological question. Its natural to enjoy having somebody care enough for you to physically correct you, but something seems sinful about enjoying something too much. So is it possible for a woman to enjoy her beatings too much?


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Default Re: Women - 12-08-2010, 10:53 PM

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Of course they are, why do you think we think otherwise?

"And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him." Genesis 2:18

Of course a True Christian™ man beating his wife is acceptable. If she had been acting in a way that didn't need correction, he wouldn't need to beat her, get it?

"Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;" 1 Peter 3:1

"Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof is brutish." Proverbs 12:1

"Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby." Hebrews 12:11

"The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly." Proverbs 20:30

"The LORD hath chastened me sore: but he hath not given me over unto death." Psalm 118:18

Of course, this does raise an interesting theological question. Its natural to enjoy having somebody care enough for you to physically correct you, but something seems sinful about enjoying something too much. So is it possible for a woman to enjoy her beatings too much?
*Sigh*... I would never in a million years think of beating my beautiful Lyndsey. And when my most precious daughter grows up, i pray she doesnt marry a "true" christian man... And are you absolutely sure that those verses hold meaning to the women alone? I mean come on? If god was truly a loving god, then he wouldnt let men beat women. For years i've been taught to respect women. When a women is acting out of line, you should talk to her, be kind, not violent. Thats like... cruel and unusual...Gen 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

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Deu 24:5 When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: [but] he shall be free at home one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken.

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Eph 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;

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Eph 5:28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.

Yes a husband has dominion over his wife, but it is supposed to be a respectful and protective dominion, not a fearful domination.


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Gen 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
I always wondered how that worked out with polygamy in the Bible. Think of all those old kings of Israel who had multiple wives and concubines.

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Deu 24:5 When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: [but] he shall be free at home one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken.
That's nice. I also like how God instructs men to treat the women they have taken as spoils of war.

Deuteronomy 21:10-14 When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife;

Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails;

And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife.

And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.


Notice the man isn't allowed to take her for 30 days. Could that be to make sure she isn't already pregnant?


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Eph 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;

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Eph 5:28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
I notice you left out a few verses from Ephesians 5, cherrypicker.

22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
25Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;


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Default Re: Women - 12-08-2010, 11:26 PM

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*Sigh*... I would never in a million years think of beating my beautiful Lyndsey. And when my most precious daughter grows up, i pray she doesnt marry a "true" christian man... And are you absolutely sure that those verses hold meaning to the women alone? I mean come on?
You don't want your daughter to go to Heaven!?

And, with the exception of 1 Peter 3:1, you're right that those verses don't only apply to women. They apply equally to all people needing physical correction for their mistakes, be they wives, sons, daughters or even just heathens.

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If god was truly a loving god, then he wouldnt let men beat women.
Of course God is a loving God, but there is a huge difference between the kind of tough love He employs and your fluffy bunny definition of love. He doesn't want people to choose to get sent to the fiery pits of Hell, and sometimes that means doing some pretty extreme things. Just take a look at some of these examples:

"Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you." Deuteronomy 22:21

God loves us enough to command us to make examples of fornicating harlots by stoning them.

"And it shall come to pass, that when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth." Zechariah 13:3

God loves us enough to command us to make examples of false prophets by running them through (presumably with a sword or other sharp instrument).

"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." Exodus 22:18

God loves us enough to command us to make examples of witches by killing them.

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13

God loves us enough to command us to make examples of homosexuals by putting them to death.

"And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." Revelation 20:14-15

Finally, God loves us enough to infinitely punish sinners for their finite sins simply because He doesn't want them to sin. Honestly, I don't understand why people just can't seem to understand that God doesn't want us to do certain things, He really makes it crystal-clear.

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For years i've been taught to respect women. When a women is acting out of line, you should talk to her, be kind, not violent. Thats like... cruel and unusual...
Do you have scripture supporting this statement?

Anyways, you also seem to have assumed that loving and beating your wife are two mutually exclusive things. On the contrary, we should revere the people who beat us, much in the same way we revere the Lord (although by necessity let me point out we should be revering God more).

"Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected us, and we gave them reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live?"
Hebrews 12:9


"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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Default Re: Women - 12-09-2010, 07:29 PM

I do want my little Bandit to go to heaven. Just not your perverse version.
And I do have a scripture to go along with that.
"Honor thy father and mother."
My Mama and dad taught me to respect women.
And in honor to them. I do.
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Thumbs down Re: Women - 12-10-2010, 02:21 AM

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Men are simple beings. All they need is great food, great sex and respect.
What about sport on TV?
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Default Re: Women - 12-13-2010, 06:02 AM

Ohhh yeah.... I want to thank Lycia for being the first remotely kind and understanding person I have met on here. :/ and I would also like to ask why would a man ever dream of bruising a thing on his beautiful other half. Marriage is the most sacred ceremony ever, it seems as if you all are taking it for granted. just my humble opinion. I know you won't believe me, but that's the way I see it.
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Default Re: Women - 12-14-2010, 05:25 PM

Are you serious? My god, I'm younger than most of you and I have more of a sence of justice and equality. Women aren't to be treated as lap-dogs for men! We are no one's 'property', and by the way some of you are going on, you have obviously never loved a women in your lives. The more I read through this website the more I fear for humanity... the words that 'The Lord' say seem to be more along the lines of an in-just dictatorship. Oh, by the way, I'm also Bisexual. Sorry Christians. <3
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Default Re: Women - 12-14-2010, 05:30 PM

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I was upset today cause the woman in the house refused to finish cleaning the dishes from the mediocre eggsalad she made. I let her know the error of her blasphemous ways
I am sorry husband, I shall get back to it straight away :'( Boo hoo hoo... I'm such a bad wife, having thoughts for myself. I should go die.
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