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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
12-04-2008, 10:41 PM
I was quite good at the banjo in my younger days. Spent many a night picking on the front porch.
Now that I have Jesus I haven't actually touched any instruments in years. Except for confiscating guitars and drums from hippy types every now and again.
I would think drums would be fairly high up on the list. Producing jungle beats and driving rhythms that make shy girls slutty and negros into uncontrollable rapists. Hippies love to sit in circles smoking pot and masturbating while swatting their bongo drums like crazed maniacs all in hopes of conjuring Satan. Not to mention jazz relies heavily on drums and we all know jazz is one of the lowest forms of music.
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12-04-2008, 11:10 PM
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Has anyone mentioned The Jew's Harp yet?
This collection looks suspiciously like the seized drug paraphernalia we're constantly seeing in the news.
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That looks suspiciously like the circumcision kit those joos carry around.
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
12-05-2008, 12:57 AM
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That looks suspiciously like the circumcision kit those joos carry around.
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I thought they used their teeth?
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
12-10-2008, 11:50 PM
I think the mouth organ is the worst. It turns people into homers.
It's a favorite of darkies and it can make you go blind. It's very satanic!
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12-11-2008, 02:30 AM
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I thought they used their teeth?
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No. You are confusing their custom with the Baptwit custom of circumcising the young males of the family by punching their sisters in the chompers.
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12-11-2008, 03:18 AM
First of all, please forgive me for posting on the Men's forum. I had the very unfortunate experience of watching a musical group where the lead singer did something very disturbing with his flute. As I recall, someone gave me a very bad tasting mushroom to eat and I became nauseous when I saw this singer performing such a lewd act. A few minutes later, I started really enjoying myself, so I forgave him. Anyway, I can definitely say that the man played his flute like the Devil!
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
12-11-2008, 03:30 AM
God approves of useful musical instruments like the one used to play "Rolling Thunder" to the North Vietnamese. It was called the B-52 Stratocaster. They are getting old now, but such wonderful music!
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
12-12-2008, 12:48 AM
God hates instruments like this that are soul-less and heart-less:
That's a pretty pathetic cowbell.
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
09-24-2010, 05:08 PM
Here is a disgusting homosexual stimulating his private parts via the vibrations from a saxophone:
And, he's doing it in PUBLIC!!! Someone, call the cops!
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
05-23-2016, 02:15 AM
Oh I wonder what they're going to say.
Police: 911, what is your emergency?
You: HELP! SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A SAXOPHONE!
olice hangs up:
:Awkward silence:
You:Hello? Are you still there?
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
05-23-2016, 07:19 AM
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Oh I wonder what they're going to say.
Police: 911, what is your emergency?
You: HELP! SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A SAXOPHONE!
olice hangs up:
:Awkward silence:
You:Hello? Are you still there?
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As soon as the Trump of God is the president, we WILL get religious police just like Iran and Saudi Arabia. Of course, American religious police will enforce biblical laws, not the ones of Satanic quran.
It will be a glorious day, when American police will get the right to shoot people who are committing heinous sins such as, for example, astrology.
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And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the LORD thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
06-14-2016, 04:17 PM
I doubt we will ever see religious police due to the fact that here in America everyone has the right to freedom of the religion. If trump tried to enforce the congress would most likely impeach him because it would go against the people's constitutional right's or if it do go throw the house and Senate then the judicial branch would say no to it. Also from what I can based on your statement you must believe that American is a Christian nation even though the founding father's decided it wasn't when the treaty of Tripoli signed and ratified by the U.S. Senate unanimously without any debate in 1797
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
06-14-2016, 04:43 PM
My goodness, this is quite a long list of common instruments we have here! I think it's safe to say that ALL instruments NOT made by God Himself are EVIL, unless they are used to praise Him (Psalm 105:2)
Other than praising the Lord, then what purpose does music serve anyhow?
Entertainment, maybe?
No! As long as we have our trusty KJV Bible along with us, entertainment is WORTHLESS!
to non-praising music
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
06-14-2016, 10:43 PM
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Also from what I can based on your statement you must believe that American is a Christian nation even though the founding father's decided it wasn't
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Dear Chris-the-Knuckle-Head,
Though this is comment has wandered us of topic, I can't sit by and allow you to derail common sense and true history. We ARE decidedly a Christian Nation®
Also it is written in the Bible:
"For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God." ~Romans 13:1b
Clear enough for you?
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
06-14-2016, 11:52 PM
Question why would God hate any musical instrument
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
06-15-2016, 01:04 AM
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Question why would God hate any musical instrument
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Why don't you go bother the Gnostics with your requests for God to justify Himself to you?
Because for Christians, the Bible's got you covered:
Isaiah 55:8-9 "8 For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. 9 For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts."
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
06-16-2016, 06:55 AM
I'm not asking God to justify himself to me. The question I asked why would God hate any musical instrument. If you think about it wouldent make sense because the Lord Gave us the material to create these musical instruments.
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
06-16-2016, 08:33 AM
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I'm not asking God to justify himself to me. The question I asked why would God hate any musical instrument...
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Yes, which questions God's rationale, motivation, justification, call it what you will, you're challenging God, and that's not your place if you want to claim to be a Christian.
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How many times do you have to be told that just because God created something does not make it good?
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."
Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
12-19-2016, 05:15 AM
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God surely hates the electric guitar. It helps to produce that unGodly Rock n' Roll!
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what about christen rock?
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Re: WHICH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOES GOD HATE ?? -
12-19-2016, 05:18 AM
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what about christen rock?
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What is a christen rock?
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